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fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

I bet it's an email of Clinton saying "Screw those Benghazi kids let the whole thing burn lmebo"

EDIT: Ed Balls? Did I do it right?

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:12

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Rubber Tucky: Oct 14, 2004; Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Latest Hillary Emails Confirm She KILLED Half-Life 3

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:12

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Kurtofan posted:

Not Penny's Emails

Mods, please :ohdear:

Also, I had way too little sleep for this poo poo

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:12

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Yinlock posted:

you can vote gay D as well, I will not judge.

um are you saying whether you vote straight D or gay D is a choice???

bigot!!

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:13

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

This is going to backfire Comey is a grade a moron.

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:12

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/792065584548708352

It's completely removed from anything involving Clinton.

Comey literally just dropped a nuclear bomb because he could.

if this is true Comey will be out of a job by the end of next week

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:14

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/792065584548708352

It's completely removed from anything involving Clinton.

Pft, what the gently caress?

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:14

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

haha I was googling comey and the first two articles that popped up were "comey reopening email investigation" by Wash Times and RT, 2 minutes apart

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:14

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

fart blood posted:

I bet it's an email of Clinton saying "Screw those Benghazi kids let the whole thing burn lmebo"

I bet someone emailed her that, and its her responding going "WTF", but only the first part is highlighted

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:13

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Elephanthead posted:

This is going to backfire Comey is a grade a moron.

he really is, lol

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:14

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/792065584548708352

It's completely removed from anything involving Clinton.

Comey literally just dropped a nuclear bomb because he could.

Omg gently caress comey haha this is incredibly nakedly partisan god drat

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:14

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

*pulls dick out at polling place*

don't mind me, just hangin' some chad

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:14

Inglonias: Mar 7, 2013; I WILL PUT THIS FLAG ON FREAKING EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT IS SYMBOLIC AS HELL SOMEHOW

Squizzle posted:

you cant change human naturw—some people in power will try to use that powr in unseemly ways no matter what you do

all you can do is try to build structures of govt and societythat will impede their abuses and make it clear who is at fault

everyone going "gadzooks comey you done hosed up" is a good result and tells me that the system srems to work

And yet the fact that the US hasn't actually passed a budget in a few years tells me that shits hosed, yo.

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:14

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Karl Sharks posted:

um are you saying whether you vote straight D or gay D is a choice???

bigot!!

you mean sexual orientation isn't decided democratically?

i uh have to make some calls

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Rush: "Maybe the FBI is doing this to get Wikileaks out of the news, then come out next week and say there is nothing to see in the emails and Hillary is innocent!"

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:15

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Every Republican bureaucrat Obama kept in just got fired January 2017.

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

Zat: Jan 16, 2008

A stampede of love!

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/792067090710691840

Thanks for summing it up for me Greg

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:15

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/792065584548708352

It's completely removed from anything involving Clinton.

Comey literally just dropped a nuclear bomb because he could.

Ooh I get it, it's a riddle!

It's not a Clinton, it's not a Podesta, it has 4 wheels and flies....

Hmm, I'm stumped

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:15

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/792067119286542337

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:15

Mad Doctor Cthulhu: Mar 3, 2008

I wonder if this has anything to do with Clinton going to Arizona to do a speech. Given the vagueness of this whole drop it's quite interesting it happens maybe an hour or so away from Clinton reportedly going into a major GOP stronghold.

I wonder if the internals showed that Clinton is leading Texas as well, and the GOP had to do something (anything!) to try to staunch that.

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

the fbi found a device with emails on it

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

Mirthless: Mar 27, 2011; by the sex ghost

Montasque posted:

Rush: "Maybe the FBI is doing this to get Wikileaks out of the news, then come out next week and say there is nothing to see in the emails and Hillary is innocent!"

lol even Rush can't believe Comey is really this stupid

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:17

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Squizzle posted:

you cant change human naturw�some people in power will try to use that powr in unseemly ways no matter what you do

all you can do is try to build structures of govt and societythat will impede their abuses and make it clear who is at fault

everyone going "gadzooks comey you done hosed up" is a good result and tells me that the system srems to work

Gadzooks is a high quality word

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:17

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

This might make the weekend news cycle

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2016/10/28/black_trump_supporter_is_booted_from_a_campaign_rally_after_trump_mistakes.html

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/792065584548708352

It's completely removed from anything involving Clinton.

Comey literally just dropped a nuclear bomb because he could.

Yeah this is going to have the opposite affect than Republicans want.

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:17

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Yinlock posted:

you mean sexual orientation isn't decided democratically?

i uh have to make some calls

actually it was decided by the supreme court

after the gay marriage decision you should've received notice of your gay partner pairing with a wedding date and tasteful invitations to send out to your friends and family

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

LinYutang posted:

the fbi found a device with emails on it

emails emails emails

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

at this point part of me wants clinton to just leap onto the podium during her inauguration and throw off her suit jacket to reveal a giant steam-powered anti-seizure machine and a folder labelled "CRIME EMAILS"

"BOOM DOUBLE SWERVE, I WAS THE CRIMINAL"

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:16

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

LinYutang posted:

https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/792067119286542337

lol

okay this might own

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:18

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/792066217074954240

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:18

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

pathetic little tramp posted:

Ooh I get it, it's a riddle!

It's not a Clinton, it's not a Podesta, it has 4 wheels and flies....

Hmm, I'm stumped

is it bald? is it black? does it look like a bitch?

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:18

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Comey's day just a got a whoooollleee lot worse

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:19

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

ACTIVATE THE EMAIL DEVICE

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:19

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

i'm guessing chain of events went like

FBI doing unrelated investigation: "We found a device with emails"

Nearby idiot: *recognizes the word "email" even though he doesn't know what it means besides Evidence of Hillary Crime* my god, the smoking gun

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:19

LinYutang: Oct 12, 2016; NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!

https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/792066902336106496

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:20

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

LinYutang posted:

the fbi found a device with emails on it

I own one of those

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:20

Firebert: Aug 16, 2004

Abuela gonna murder Comey just like she did Bin Laden and Ben Ghazi

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:20

Despera: Jun 6, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/sparksjls/status/792027632829366272?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:20

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

LinYutang posted:

https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/792066217074954240

Bye James comey

# ? Oct 28, 2016 19:20

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