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Foo Diddley posted:Ah so they'd like people to see for themselves just how much of that article was made of lies Yeah, it's based on this strategy:  Taxxe; 
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aleksendr posted:Someone forgot about Transverse... Space game similar to Star Citizen with stretch goals like: Fly in space. Shoot a weapon in space. And it went uphill from there. They tried to duplicate Star Citizens crazy money train, but due to their last game being Mechwarrior Online, they were mocked off the planet. They also said yes to everything, including people's requests for characters. Meanwhile Braben continued to build Elite, and Chris Roberts continued to make promises never to be upheld for Star Citizen. Also similar to this is Illfonics game about Chuthulu. It was basically cyber sex the game, set in a medieval world of crap. They sold houses for ridiculous money. Also shuttered.
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Mirificus posted:r/starcitizen: Game "Review": Star Citizen - Weekly Beeper Up vote that thread, don't let then hide it
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Maw posted:Hey congrats fellow new parent Thanks mate!
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:My daughter was brought into this world via C-section after 36 hours of labor. We woke up, my wife got prepped, I walk into the OR to see the OB rummaging through her abdomen like she's lost her car keys, and then a little blue ball of nonresponsive flesh gets pulled out. My brain immediately goes "oh gently caress she's dead" and then she starts screaming, at which point I immediately think "oh gently caress I'm a father". Next thing I know she's grabbing my finger while letting the world know that she was PERFECTLY HAPPY where she was and there was no need for anything to change. Nice! Dad Citizen up int his thread
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Oct 28, 2016 20:43
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Sabreseven posted:The blatantly false advertising "Review" now has a solitary comment to peruse: You know, I'm gonna hashtag disagree here. The strongest argument against Star Citizen is playing it for 5 minutes. Prolly why Derek tweets when they do free fly weekends - let people see this poo poo heap for themselves.
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Oct 28, 2016 20:45
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Booblord Zagats posted:Warning: Do not use Vicks Baby Rub. It makes them taste awful no matter how long you keep them in the smoker 
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The Titanic posted:Space game similar to Star Citizen with stretch goals like: Illfonic blamed their sudden departure from CIG for the reason their nonconsential-sex-simulator-in-mideval-shacks game bombed. Who is CIG going to blame? Derek Smart? The backers who just dared to dream?
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Oct 28, 2016 20:48
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peter gabriel posted:I'll never forget seeing my son turn from blue to pink in front of my eyes, nobody tells you that poo poo, and a split second later I am stood there like a complete twat with a pair of scissors in my hand and they thrust the umbilical cord at me. what a day that was  TBH it's super jarring to watch this blue slime ball morph into a pink gesticulating baby in like ten seconds. But awesome.
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ManofManyAliases posted:Plenty. Enough to amass a fleet. You've got a Command & Control ship so you can play Fleet Commander, right? You should just go with a completionist package, you wouldn't want to miss out on any of the dozens of games within a game.
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Booblord Zagats posted:Nice! Dadchat best chat. gently caress the haters. 
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Foo Diddley posted:Someone ought to ask Ben what he does at CIG these days 
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Dadchat best chat. gently caress the haters. 
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Foo Diddley posted:You take notes on redditors? Wouldn't a script that just puts "idiot rear end in a top hat" after everyone's name suffice? He takes notes on everyone. No seriously, it's creepy.
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Oct 28, 2016 21:01
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Raskolnikov posted:I'm just sad I don't have kids. join the club 
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according to my drinking buddy, to hit full release this is the actual internal timetable and not chris's headcanon sq42 2017 1st episode/preview (10 hours of gameplay/cutscenes) 2018 2nd episode 2019+ complete game SC 2017/2018 3.0 (with all promised features) 2019 first real pre-alpha release 2020 alpha 2021 beta 2022+ release (final with most features in, not all ships, not all systems, etc) this is with the current teams and contracted studios my drinkin friend said they thought the company would need another $175 to $250m in order to continue working until SC is released
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Regrettable posted:He takes notes on everyone. No seriously, it's creepy. That would be creepy. No, I just keep files on people that post in this thread.
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TheAgent posted:according to my drinking buddy, to hit full release this is the actual internal timetable and not chris's headcanon how did they let this happen omfg
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Raskolnikov posted:I'm just sad I don't have kids. MeLKoR posted:join the club poo poo, sorry about that. Didn't mean to make anyone feel bad.
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spacetoaster posted:There's one box he won't get.  Please show us the cells
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Raskolnikov posted:their nonconsential-sex-simulator-in-mideval-shacks game That sounds like quite a game, there. Did they have a kickstarter for this or what?
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:poo poo, sorry about that. Didn't mean to make anyone feel bad. I enjoy kids vicariously.
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MeLKoR posted:I enjoy kids vicariously. This is a smart post.
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TheAgent posted:according to my drinking buddy, to hit full release this is the actual internal timetable and not chris's headcanon POTY right here
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MeLKoR posted:join the club allow me to add my sadbrains to this
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TheAgent posted:according to my drinking buddy, to hit full release this is the actual internal timetable and not chris's headcanon Still seems kind of generous for a company that's failed every timeline they've ever set.
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trucutru posted:I had to stream my galaxies from a server in germany over the telegraph line to get this: Gelbe fette katzentiere - yellow fat felines: procedural cattes were in.
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Oct 28, 2016 21:21
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$30-40 mil / year needed to continue development then NO SWEAT
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Oct 28, 2016 21:22
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starkebn posted:Someone tell CRoberts that rifling in the barrel imparts spin on the projectile If he can't understand G-forces and Zero-G, I don't think he's got much of a chance of understanding such a basic principle.
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Plural Abysss posted:$30-40 mil / year needed to continue development then JPEG sales should take care of that, easy
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Ol Cactus Dick posted:reminds me of one of the greatest Skyrim gifs ever Haha. I remember laughing at this one.  It might come around again since Bethesda is milking the Skyrim teats again with the rerelease.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:If he can't understand G-forces and Zero-G, I don't think he's got much of a chance of understanding such a basic principle.
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TheAgent posted:according to my drinking buddy, to hit full release this is the actual internal timetable and not chris's headcanon lol almost a decade late at that point and still not feature complete
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MeLKoR posted:Right now when the game flips out your appendages grow all massive and distorted. Can't wait to see what effect it has on female models. This is my spirit form. 
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MilesK posted:Still seems kind of generous for a company that's failed every timeline they've ever set. but that doesn't mean poo poo when your animations are hosed, your mocap work needs to be redone, your models are constantly being refactored, the FPS don't work, the AI don't work, everythings just goddamn broke so its great you can show chris a planet you just made in a week and it looks pretty great but ruh oh chris just said he wants this huge ship to fly right over you, guns barred about to fire and he wants to see the NPC actually driving the thing not that the ship will just be its own AI thing and fly around and theres some model in the cockpit NO he wants the NPC to fly the ship and know how to fly the ship and where the player is and wants the NPC to be able to fire at the player but if the NPCs ship is damaged he wants the NPC to eject and call in support and then scramble for cover in the debris of the ship to suppress the player until the NPC backup arrives imagine having to code that poo poo
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"[s posted:MeLKoR[/s] Fuzzy Modem" post="465847829"]
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now imagine having not just to code that in a single player game but a loving mmo how how is wha why how
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TheAgent posted:according to my drinking buddy, to hit full release this is the actual internal timetable and not chris's headcanon The 2022 date for a 1.0 release has been whispered about before, a few months ago.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:lol almost a decade late at that point and still not feature complete Unreal engine 5 will do all of this drag and drop status by 2022.
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