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Every drat time I start lowering the engine into the bay, the loving thing falls off the hoist. Do I need to have the car jacked up to put the engine in?
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this game rocks, highlights after a few hours playing include pressing buttons looking for a horn command and punching my van's windscreen out when I pressed H, drinking whislt driving punching out a copper and pissing on him learning a load of Finnish swearwords, getting black-out drunk on vodka at the town bar and then waking up across the lake outside my house with the van still at the town then dying of hunger pissing into my own mouth and quenching my thirst pissing into the sauna stove losing control of the van and dying several times over stealing a dude's muscle car and crashing it (dying of course) lisetnng to lovely 90s finnish radio and watching lovely 90s finnish tv waking to the phone ringing in the middle of a thunderstorm and dying when it exploded  one day I might even try to build the car! cool new Metroid game fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Oct 29, 2016 |
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Oct 29, 2016 01:14
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JB50 posted:You get 1200 for every septic job. Thats enough to fill the truck up twice I think. Plus you can do about 3 septic jobs a day if you wait for the calls to come in. Filling it from like dead empty ran over 1000 I think. I mean DEAD empty, as in I ran out of diesel within sight of the gas station and had to go fill a diesel can (good thing I brought it) so I could get enough gas in the tank to make it to the pumps. You probably should not run that close to empty. But yeah, sewage jobs make great money, but I've personally decided against just using the sewage truck for everything else because I gotta save up for more riced up parts and car repairs to my baby. And I'm good enough not to crash the van  (I'm sure I will now roll it and die within the hour)Pham Nuwen posted:Every drat time I start lowering the engine into the bay, the loving thing falls off the hoist. Do I need to have the car jacked up to put the engine in? No, but if it bounces off something in the engine bay too much, it'll fall off. Make sure you don't have anything in the way, like you didn't put the radiator hoses on first or something -- that hosed me over the first time I tried Harminoff posted:Awesome update today! I love the fast and furious updates to this 2016 GOTY. Now that player spawns at home I kind of wish I wasn't in permadeath mode. AND A RUN BUTTON Also I bet this: Fixed issue with front wheel brake nuts not saving their state correctly -- was everyone's brake problem! (edit): quote:pissing into my own mouth and quenching my thirst StarkRavingMad fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Oct 29, 2016 |
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Oct 29, 2016 01:20
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You aren't really stealing the car since he lets you borrow it. It's also a poo poo cat with controller steering. You can make a lot of money with wood. I chopped a bunch and made over 2k. Probably the same time as the farther out sewage jobs.
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Oct 29, 2016 01:45
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Cojawfee posted:You aren't really stealing the car since he lets you borrow it. It's also a poo poo cat with controller steering. This may be true, but gently caress driving that slow rear end tractor anywhere, plus the time it takes to cut the wood.
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Oct 29, 2016 02:16
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quote:-Increased efficiency of mosquito spray My immersion! 
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Oct 29, 2016 02:56
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I'm trying to put the starter on but I can't seem to get it on in the right order. Does the oil pan have to be one first? Or the engine shield? The flywheel? I'm so goddamn close to actually finishing this drat engine but I'm hoping the game isn't bugging out on me.
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Oct 29, 2016 03:31
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Ringo Star Get posted:I'm trying to put the starter on but I can't seem to get it on in the right order. Does the oil pan have to be one first? Or the engine shield? The flywheel? Put the starter on last.
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Oct 29, 2016 03:45
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Ringo Star Get posted:I'm trying to put the starter on but I can't seem to get it on in the right order. Does the oil pan have to be one first? Or the engine shield? The flywheel?
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Oct 29, 2016 03:49
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Ask me how I know what the abbreviation for M-F in Finnish is.
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Oct 29, 2016 04:18
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Can you play this game drinking water or soda instead of beer?
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Oct 29, 2016 05:28
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You can drink water out of the shower faucet. you can also buy milk at the store. Don't stay under the faucet too long, it fills up your bladder and you can die.
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Oct 29, 2016 05:35
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CharlesM posted:Can you play this game drinking water or soda instead of beer? You can get milk from the store which satisfies an equal amount of hunger and thirst, or you can drink from the bathroom tap.
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Oct 29, 2016 05:36
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you can also drink your own piss
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Oct 29, 2016 05:50
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Cojawfee posted:You aren't really stealing the car since he lets you borrow it. It's also a poo poo cat with controller steering. Full trailer is 3200mk, takes ages to do though
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Oct 29, 2016 05:55
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Cojawfee posted:You can drink water out of the shower faucet. you can also buy milk at the store. Don't stay under the faucet too long, it fills up your bladder and you can die. You also can drink from the kitchen sink tap if you use the lean in key.
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Oct 29, 2016 05:59
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So uh, how does one use the jerrycans? And where did you get the flashlight. Also, in my first ten minutes I rolled the loving van down a slope.
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Oct 29, 2016 07:08
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This new hose detachment thing hosed me. Whenever I finish pumping sewage, I drive the truck forward to pull the hose out. It's faster than pulling it up by hand and actually works since the hose just falls back in before I can grab the next segment. I did it this time and the hose pulled off the truck and fell into the septic tank.
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Oct 29, 2016 07:09
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Cojawfee posted:This new hose detachment thing hosed me. Whenever I finish pumping sewage, I drive the truck forward to pull the hose out. It's faster than pulling it up by hand and actually works since the hose just falls back in before I can grab the next segment. I did it this time and the hose pulled off the truck and fell into the septic tank. Yeah it sucks. If you save and continue it'll respawn but that sucks if you're doing multiple jobs. PopeOnARope posted:So uh, how does one use the jerrycans? And where did you get the flashlight. For the jerrycans, crouch down until your hand is over the jerrycan lid and hit F to open it, then pick it up and use the mouse wheel to tip it until you see gas pouring out. If you get it close enough to a gas tank opening it should start filling. Make sure you took the gas cap off the vehicle with mouse wheel too. Flashlight is in the garage. I think it's on the floor somewhere or maybe the workbench.  The game accurately replicated my teenage years
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Oct 29, 2016 07:37
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My first death that wasn't remotely my fault--I stopped on the road to read a sign and another car hit me, which didn't damage the van but did spill my precious, precious groceries and motor oil all over the road. Then, as I was picking them up: That moment-of-death screenshot though  goty 2017 and I haven't even started putting the car together yet
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Oct 29, 2016 07:52
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Oh geez. If you've been waiting a long time for your car to get out of the shop and haven't gotten a call, just go check to see if it's ready. I've been waiting like a week and a half for my car and finally just drove over there and it was done, but I never got a call. I believe if the list of stuff you can buy is back on the counter than your car is finished. My car definitely has what I took it to the shop for (working brakes, and tire alignment). This may be a function of the last patch that changed repair times -- I sent it in for repair before the patch.  Need to have a little body work fixed still, and I think the tuning is still a little off somewhere, but it actually runs and doesn't overheat and it has brakes! And I installed my ghetto spoiler and back window grill and subwoofers to make it a true dirtbag-mobile. StarkRavingMad fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Oct 29, 2016 |
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Oct 29, 2016 08:17
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I'm using the Xbox One controller for driving which is nice for analog gas / steering but is there a way to make the right stick look around? Also I can't get very far driving in this game without dying. 
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Oct 29, 2016 08:44
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If you buy parts and the guy calls you, you have to go in and pay for them first before the boxes will appear. I figured this out like 3 days later. Does anyone know how to install the fuel mixture gauge? I got the other 3 installed on top of the dash, but I dont know where this one goes. Nevermind, found it above and to the right of the light switch. JB50 fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Oct 29, 2016 |
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Oct 29, 2016 09:23
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So, uhh, I bought game and it looks like this Anybody know what the hell I can do to fix this?
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Oct 29, 2016 09:38
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StarkRavingMad posted:Oh geez. If you've been waiting a long time for your car to get out of the shop and haven't gotten a call, just go check to see if it's ready. I've been waiting like a week and a half for my car and finally just drove over there and it was done, but I never got a call. This is also accurate in Finnish car repair business scene. (also applies to various other repair businesses such as electronics repair)
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Oct 29, 2016 10:03
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Forums Terrorist posted:The problem with the van is it's a deathtrap. Having driven a Hiace a couple of times: that's a very accurate representation.
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Oct 29, 2016 10:07
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Hmm, the last time I built the engine, I didn't tighten up the alternator position when you tension the belt. Remember to use your screwdriver to keep it in place! Also, I've never seen a car with a dizzy pointing away from the camshaft like that, everything I've played with has been on the same axis as the cam. e: Is the body shop where the muscle car is? I'm hoping so, so I can take the car over, drop it in the shop and use it as a courtesy car. Also how much does it cost generally? (the body repair. my front end is bent a bit) Falken fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Oct 29, 2016 |
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Oct 29, 2016 10:14
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So uh... how do I sauna. And how do I lose the dirtiness.
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widespread posted:So uh... how do I sauna. And how do I lose the dirtiness. https://a.pomf.cat/skguwm.mp4 Use the knobs underneath to turn it on and let it heat up too 100 degrees (Thermometer on wall) fill up water under shower head, pick up ladle hit F and left click on water then right click on hot coals.
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Oct 29, 2016 11:01
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They're rocks, not coal.
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Oct 29, 2016 11:36
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Time to call it quits on this run I think. I also crashed the satsuma somewhere else and was on the way to get it back.
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Oct 29, 2016 12:44
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I've found information on how to unload the flatbed but nothing about how you actually deliver or get paid for wood.
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Oct 29, 2016 14:40
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Carecat posted:I've found information on how to unload the flatbed but nothing about how you actually deliver or get paid for wood. Oh I didn't realize you put it in the trailer. I put it all in my van. I couldn't figure out how to give it to the guy so I walked up to him holding a piece of wood and that knocked him unconscious... lol.
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Oct 29, 2016 14:50
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Eventually a guy will call and ask for wood. His house will be marked on the map. He will be the guy who stands next to his house with a driveway along it but without a septic tank.
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Protip: You can lean into the rocker cover and adjust the valves while the engine is running.  I've got my car painted up nice. I just have to go to the store to pick up the rest of my parts and install the new radiator. Already got the new carb and exhaust manifold installed and tuned. Another thing I learned is that when you lose car parts, they show up at the loading dock of the store. I don't know if they just show up whenever or only when you buy new parts or what. I took off my gauges because I think that kept causing the windscreen to break and pop out. Even when I just left it sitting at the auto shop, I'd buy new glass and come back to a broken windscreen. I took the gauges off and threw them in the car for later. They disappeared and I thought I'd have to buy new ones. When I bought the new carb and whatnot, the gauges were just sitting on the loading dock. I knew they were mine because they weren't in boxes like the new parts.
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Cojawfee posted:Eventually a guy will call and ask for wood. His house will be marked on the map. He will be the guy who stands next to his house with a driveway along it but without a septic tank. Make sure he's there when you unload the wood or you can't get paid even if you go back when he's there. Ask me how I know.. so much wood for nothing Oh well it was best I abandon that run anyway, I hit a cop and was wanted by the police.
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RillAkBea posted:Make sure he's there when you unload the wood or you can't get paid even if you go back when he's there. Ask me how I know.. so much wood for nothing Perkele tell me vitun immediately how to empty the perkeleen flatbed saatana because last time I just failed so perkeleesti
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Oct 29, 2016 16:09
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Either the patch didn't hit me or it's one of those start-a-new-game patches. I had no ability to sprint (maybe it's unbound by default) and the liquids were next to IMPOSSIBLE to pour. I held the motor oil upside down over the engine and despite the guage showing up and staying on screen it never started filling. The fuel can, on the other hand, couldn't make the meter appear at all for more than a split second no matter how slowly I moved it around. I'd stop the second the meter would appeal and then it'd vanish without filling AT ALL! And, yes, I had removed all the caps before attempting to fill them. Radiator and brake fluid worked just fine. What are the other two things to fill up next to the brake fluid?
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Either the patch didn't hit me or it's one of those start-a-new-game patches. I had no ability to sprint (maybe it's unbound by default) and the liquids were next to IMPOSSIBLE to pour. I held the motor oil upside down over the engine and despite the guage showing up and staying on screen it never started filling. The fuel can, on the other hand, couldn't make the meter appear at all for more than a split second no matter how slowly I moved it around. I'd stop the second the meter would appeal and then it'd vanish without filling AT ALL! Yeah, sprint is unbound by default. The fuel fill up doesn't appear instantly and it's really hard to tell if you're getting it right. I haven't gotten to the other fluids yet. Another bug? Or is something wrong? My tractor has 3/4 of a tank (in fact I haven't used it before) but it stalls out and the gauge goes to zero like there's no fuel. Is it broken, am I doing something wrong, or bug?
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Safety? What's that? I stoved the rear end in when I drunkenly backed the van into the car. And not in-game drunk either.
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