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scarycave

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire

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vanisher


I laughed a little too hard at this and now feel guilty



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

americong


so me and my partner were gonna spend the weekend in a town 50 miles away


we got 3/4ths of the way there and realized we forgot the suitcase

driving back now

Piso Mojado

americong posted:

so me and my partner were gonna spend the weekend in a town 50 miles away


we got 3/4ths of the way there and realized we forgot the suitcase

driving back now

I'm sorry that you forgot your stuff, buy honestly that isn't very far

I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Piso Mojado posted:

I'm sorry that you forgot your stuff, buy honestly that isn't very far

I was devastated when I got to the grocery store and realized I had forgotten my wallet and had to drive 2 minutes AGAIN, so I can understand what they're going through.

vanisher

americong posted:

so me and my partner were gonna spend the weekend in a town 50 miles away


we got 3/4ths of the way there and realized we forgot the suitcase

driving back now

ooh a math word problem, I got this one friends! 2 people... 50 miles... 3/4 of the way... so... if a quarter of a hundred is twenty five and half of that is 12.5, that means you drove... 32.5 miles, plus a remainder of a partner... carry the suitcase...



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

americong


Piso Mojado posted:

I'm sorry that you forgot your stuff, buy honestly that isn't very far

it's true, but it is far enough to merit a post

we made a checklist and everything, and then walked out with no stuff

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

i'll say it again, drat that's a great sig!

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alnilam

vanisher posted:

ooh a math word problem, I got this one friends! 2 people... 50 miles... 3/4 of the way... so... if a quarter of a hundred is twenty five and half of that is 12.5, that means you drove... 32.5 miles, plus a remainder of a partner... carry the suitcase...

haha

alnilam

my party was great last night thanks everyone for coming even though your costumes were so good i couldn't even spot mmost of you

FluffieDuckie

alnilam posted:

my party was great last night thanks everyone for coming even though your costumes were so good i couldn't even spot mmost of you

I was the sexy trump


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Piso Mojado

I was the bride

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

my party was great last night thanks everyone for coming even though your costumes were so good i couldn't even spot mmost of you

cool cause i dressed as you and stood where your mirror used to be. surprise!


MrWillsauce

i was the party



Manifisto


Ranma Fan Art posted:

hey everyone how has it been going? i myself have been doing great and it feels really good to be able to say that! my son is going to be 8 weeks old on Monday and it's his first Halloween I hope you all enjoy this costume



he's adorable, ty

Manifisto


Putty posted:

nooner's master plan didn't seem to work, i will spray some PooPuri on his grave

sorry nooner, we tried

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ofrme3vdZo1rqgazs.mp4

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vanisher

That's adorable



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Historical Wizards



:swoon:


Many thanks Social Vegan for the wonderful av, and Fanky Malloons for the sig

alnilam

Piso Mojado posted:

I was the bride

you kiss well ;)

hamjobs posted:

cool cause i dressed as you and stood where your mirror used to be. surprise!

so do you ;) ;)

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

you kiss well ;)


so do you ;) ;)

:staredog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AR8D2yqgQ1U


mags

I am a congenital optimist.
going to a halloween party tonight, will have pics of costume later

is there a costume pics thread?

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
lol, found it

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hey. BAHfest was real good. i got to learn about the fifth state of matter (read: it's cats), how to make our solar system great again and the stronger copernican theory. you should watch the presentations when they go up if you like funny science things.

also hennig brand boiled his pee trying to find the Philosopher's Stone and ended up discovering phosphorus but he still boiled his pee. the end.


Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/dicARIb.mp4

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alnilam


by the way i hope it didn't come across as creepy, the joke was that i kiss myself in the mirror all the time

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


alnilam posted:

by the way i hope it didn't come across as creepy, the joke was that i kiss myself in the mirror all the time

no, no, i made a bad reverse joke of spandau ballet. I AM SORRY.

unrelated but also related to my inability to make jokes because she's harassing me, here is a picture of my idiot dog.


Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

hamjobs posted:

no, no, i made a bad reverse joke of spandau ballet. I AM SORRY.

unrelated but also related to my inability to make jokes because she's harassing me, here is a picture of my idiot dog.



aww


put the glasses on dog and take a pic

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alnilam

hamjobs posted:

no, no, i made a bad reverse joke of spandau ballet. I AM SORRY.

unrelated but also related to my inability to make jokes because she's harassing me, here is a picture of my idiot dog.



spandau ballet is never a bad joke

nice doggye

death sext


Hogge Wild posted:

aww


put the glasses on dog and take a pic


Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

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alnilam

the cat is a bartender of the underwear drawer

"hey buddy what's your poison"

"hmm well lloyd i think it'll be the pinstripe briefs today"

"comin right up"

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

alnilam posted:

the cat is a bartender of the underwear drawer

"hey buddy what's your poison"

"hmm well lloyd i think it'll be the pinstripe briefs today"

"comin right up"

lol

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Reubenesque Sandwich
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.
I was told to post if I lurked a lot.

also was routed here from another thread.

here's a spooky skull from my bike, lit up for Halloween.

https://i.imgur.com/9iaVhbx.jpg

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Hogge Wild posted:

aww


put the glasses on dog and take a pic

i will in the morning! we're at science fair stuff again tonight and i'mma talk about science stuff.


me irl doing a relax tonight after i do a science talking.


Luvcow

One day nearer spring
just leave that cat alone, get him a pipe or a drink if he wants one but otherwise just let him be, who cares what's in the drawer or why he shouldn't be there

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

I was told to post if I lurked a lot.

also was routed here from another thread.

here's a spooky skull from my bike, lit up for Halloween.

https://i.imgur.com/9iaVhbx.jpg

haha cool

some kind of orc stuff from wh40k?



hamjobs posted:

i will in the morning! we're at science fair stuff again tonight and i'mma talk about science stuff.

yee

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FluffieDuckie

Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

I was told to post if I lurked a lot.

also was routed here from another thread.

here's a spooky skull from my bike, lit up for Halloween.

https://i.imgur.com/9iaVhbx.jpg

Hello welcome :wave:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Reubenesque Sandwich
Their flashing tongues, spitting out blood and poison.

Hogge Wild posted:

haha cool

some kind of orc stuff from wh40k?


yee

ya, decided to make one IRL.

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Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Reubenesque Sandwich posted:

ya, decided to make one IRL.

rings a bell...

have you posted pics of it before?

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