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The government controls all information and will stage mass shootings at the drop of a hat in order to play the populace like puppets Yet the government cannot stop its own investigative bureau from publishing damning information about its own highest-placed members
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Celery Jello posted:It's even better when they (not the same guy, just the general "they") take it to the next level and directly message the creator of The Backstagers (a neato comic that features an entirely LGBTQ cast of characters) this crap This is some amazing poo poo. Just the waves of smug pretension... Fashionable Jorts posted:A mass shooting? In america? Now there's something you don't hear of these days! Man, I wouldn't be surprised at any of those things in general. It'd be like, "Oh, it rained" or maybe "Oh, my idiot friend has said something dumb." Which is depressing, but there you go.
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"Ah poo poo, another possible scandal. Guess it's time to pull the trigger on *pulls a slip of paper out of a hat* Betty White."
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dijon du jour posted:"Ah poo poo, another possible scandal. Guess it's time to pull the trigger on *pulls a slip of paper out of a hat* Betty White." That's not funny, I won't have you joking about things that sad.
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Oct 30, 2016 07:54
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Celery Jello posted:It's even better when they (not the same guy, just the general "they") take it to the next level and directly message the creator of The Backstagers (a neato comic that features an entirely LGBTQ cast of characters) this crap  this is very much a Poe's law situation to me, my brain refuses to believe someone wrote that sincerely.
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Oct 30, 2016 08:17
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Vladimir Poutine posted:edgy memes It makes me shameful that history is taught in schools and THIS is what results.
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Fathis Munk posted:
The guy even wrote a follow-up after the Twitter reactions:      Here's the original Twitter post: https://twitter.com/RianSygh/status/791820094020194306 felch me daddy jr. has a new favorite as of 11:13 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Oct 30, 2016 11:10
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Puppy Time posted:This is some amazing poo poo. Just the waves of smug pretension... My favorite part is where the guy offers to write for the artist if only the artist drew more realistically. 
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Oct 30, 2016 11:12
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Jesus  I have to say, the thing that made me lose it was him using "e'er" to mean "error" rather than a contraction of "ever"
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:Jesus  , I literally laughed my rear end off. I'm in the emergency room getting my legs sewn back on.
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Oct 30, 2016 12:13
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Puppy Time posted:This is some amazing poo poo. Just the waves of smug pretension... Eh, it reads like pretension of pretension to me. It's written in a register beyond the skills of the writer. It's kind of pathetic
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Oct 30, 2016 12:54
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Panic! at Nabisco posted:Jesus I made it to "Never yours in The Matrix"
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Oct 30, 2016 13:01
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That's "affluence"
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Oct 30, 2016 13:04
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hackbunny posted:Eh, it reads like pretension of pretension to me. It's written in a register beyond the skills of the writer. It's kind of pathetic This is such a good way to describe that particular phenomenon. Like people who overcorrect "who" to "whom" in the incorrect context, or people who say "disinterested" to mean "uninterested." Fancy-sounding words but no understanding of how to use them.
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Oct 30, 2016 13:07
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that guy wears a monocle and lives on an airship
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Oct 30, 2016 13:30
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Dogfish posted:This is such a good way to describe that particular phenomenon. Like people who overcorrect "who" to "whom" in the incorrect context, or people who say "disinterested" to mean "uninterested." Fancy-sounding words but no understanding of how to use them. In regards to that: I can't read his use of "bemused" of anything but "amused" because it reads as if he's mockingly laughing at the response he knew he would receive. For someone so "educated", he really isn't very good at grammar. And the "speak with affluence" thing made me crack up Luvcow posted:that guy wears a monocle and lives on an airship Considering his malapropisms and word choice, the monocle is a barnacle and the airship is actually a sailboat
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Oct 30, 2016 13:59
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"...to jettison your career into the next level..." What a pretentious idiot. He probably styles himself as the next Brooke McEldowney, who is mocked in the comics megathead as a colossal rear end in a top hat.
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Oct 30, 2016 14:10
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IRL pic of that guy Splendiferous. Perhaps I have intimidated you with my giantesque vocabulary...?
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Oct 30, 2016 14:25
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Postal Parcel posted:Considering his malapropisms and word choice, the monocle is a barnacle and the airship is actually a sailboat the sailboat is up on blocks in his backyard and hasn't been in the water in ~20 years so technically it's an airship
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Oct 30, 2016 14:46
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Title: "and I'm not sorry, it's reality" 9gag really don't like a complicated world.  Because this person has absolutely lived under a dictatorship all his life.  THE HORROR BigglesSWE has a new favorite as of 14:53 on Oct 30, 2016 |
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Oct 30, 2016 14:48
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I want to ask that guy to define "penultimate"
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Oct 30, 2016 15:19
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Data Graham posted:I want to ask that guy to define "penultimate" That's like the best pen of all time, right?
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Oct 30, 2016 15:31
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Gad Saad never goes a day without complaining about the existence of the concept of cultural appropriation
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Oct 30, 2016 15:31
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How can you get to the point where you write something like that to an internet guy and not realize how dumb as poo poo you're going to look.
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Oct 30, 2016 15:38
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Because he speaks with effluence.
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Oct 30, 2016 15:45
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hackbunny posted:Eh, it reads like pretension of pretension to me. It's written in a register beyond the skills of the writer. It's kind of pathetic That's what pretension is.
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Oct 30, 2016 16:22
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Because he speaks with effluence. Ahem, I believe you'll find the term is "affluence." But don't worry, it's a very common e'er for someone such as yourself to make.
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Oct 30, 2016 18:14
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Parasol Prophet posted:Ahem, I believe you'll find the term is "affluence." But don't worry, it's a very common e'er for someone such as yourself to make. "your posting is indubitably affected by the SJW community and your avatar is cromulently affluence by the feminist media juggernaut but have no fear for I have ample writing skills and could very much so embigen your professional posting career if you would like to stop, collaborate and listen..."
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Oct 30, 2016 18:37
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I don't fathom what you gentlemen are conversing about, his writing style seems perfectly splendiferous to a qualified literary critic such as oneself. Forever yours in the Matrix, Mo0
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Oct 30, 2016 18:42
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 All female heads of states are in cults because they sold their souls for power.
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Oct 30, 2016 18:48
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Lottery of Babylon posted:
President Hillary "Ghost Rider" Clinton
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Oct 30, 2016 19:12
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Good dictators, such as:
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Oct 30, 2016 19:20
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check out my Youtube posted:Good dictators, such as: Libya and Iraq were perfectly fine before we killed their leaders!
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Oct 30, 2016 19:22
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Lottery of Babylon posted:
Oh, it goes far deeper than just heads of state, pal. 
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Oct 30, 2016 19:40
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Puppy Time posted:That's what pretension is. Pretension is using an inappropriately high register. The guy affects it, but it's beyond its skills
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Oct 30, 2016 19:54
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Incompretension?
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Oct 30, 2016 20:02
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I'd vote for Ghost Rider if he ran for President.
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Oct 30, 2016 20:39
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Celery Jello posted:I don't fathom what you gentlemen are conversing about, his writing style seems perfectly splendiferous to a qualified literary critic such as oneself. It's a perfectly cromulent writing style.
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