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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

trump rally bus shuttle

ed: balls

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:25

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 21:47

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Ragequit posted:

So due to the Trump projection rule, he has absolutely bribed people. Trump U judge, Comey, someone, everyone?

Pam Bondi, attorney general of Florida, got a fat campaign donation from Trump and dropped the Trump University investigation like 2 days later.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:26

Cael: Feb 2, 2004; I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

DivisionPost posted:

Schnorkles, the day may come where you have to break some bad news and justify any instinct to freak out that we might have. If that day comes, I hope I remember that you're just doing your thing and keeping us all in the know (or as close to it as can be expected) and even if we don't like the result, you're still doing a great service.

But since it hasn't come, thank you, thank you, thank you for keeping people like me calm and sane while the world around us grows increasingly unsure and shook.

Whenever I start to have a minor Arzying moment, I go check Princeton Election. Their graphs showing the electoral vote distribution always put me at ease.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:26

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Jeb is a mess

Zodiac Killer

Rubio gonna lose his senate seat

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:26

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

Thanks to Ben Garrison for my new Facebook cover image

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:27

Peel: Dec 3, 2007

do we know how much of a mcmuffin spoiler effect there is in arizona and nevada?

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:27

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

So what are the chances there's massive amounts of Trump supporters who never realized they had to register to vote and show up on election day to learn that fact, then start screaming about it being rigged?

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:27

Ragequit: Jun 1, 2006; Lipstick Apathy

Slate Action posted:

Pam Bondi, attorney general of Florida, got a fat campaign donation from Trump and dropped the Trump University investigation like 2 days later.

Yup, that's the one I was referring to. Dont know why I typed judge. Brain synapses status: shook.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:28

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

mrmcd posted:

So what are the chances there's massive amounts of Trump supporters who never realized they had to register to vote and show up on election day to learn that fact, then start screaming about it being rigged?

As someone who has worked in elections in multiple states, all the freaking time.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:28

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Ostentatious posted:

Jeb is a mess

Zodiac Killer

Rubio gonna lose his senate seat

I thought Murphy was behind by double digits to Liddle Marco?

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:28

William Bear: Oct 26, 2012; "That's what they all say!"

Darkman Fanpage posted:

the "vote for our guy or we'll genocide you" argument is one i haven't seen in awhile

Nice religion you got there...

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:29

Venom Snake: Feb 19, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/SchreckReports/status/792791852420214784

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:29

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

etalian posted:

I thought Murphy was behind by double digits to Liddle Marco?

He's down 5-6.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:29

bawk: Mar 31, 2013

TwinsensRevenge posted:

day crew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbWIokIOws0

nite crew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6rqbzuOFtA

Trump, to Christie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_uM8bUnlGQ

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:29

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

etalian posted:

I thought Murphy was behind by double digits to Liddle Marco?

There's been polls all over the place but the dnc rerouted some money to fl Senate so the internals must be okay at least

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:29

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mrmcd posted:

So what are the chances there's massive amounts of Trump supporters who never realized they had to register to vote and show up on election day to learn that fact, then start screaming about it being rigged?

According to Fox Ironic, who actually polls them, lots.

Lots and lots. And they all are "Likely Voters" too. :v:

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:29

Peel: Dec 3, 2007

dude in the thread who works for a polling firm (fox ironic, that's it) was talking about trump supporters who thought they were voting over the phone

does this increase the effect of campaign organisation? i assume clinton has had legions of workers running around registering people and trump... hasn't.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:30

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

a.lo posted:

where are you trump bus

Thread title.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:30

Grammarchist: Jan 28, 2013

For what it's worth, myself and two other white-male friends contributed three more Straight-D ballots in southern Indiana. We're doing our part to sever the outstretched middle finger of the deep south, but the few remaining NeverTrumpers in the area have been prostrating themselves before the Red Hat in the last few weeks.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:30

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

According to Fox Ironic, who actually polls them, lots.

Lots and lots. And they all are "Likely Voters" too.

lol maybe this will result in bipartisan support for automatic voter registration

I CAN DREAM

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:31

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

boosted wear the hat

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:31

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Peel posted:

dude in the thread who works for a polling firm (fox ironic, that's it) was talking about trump supporters who thought they were voting over the phone

does this increase the effect of campaign organisation? i assume clinton has had legions of workers running around registering people and trump... hasn't.

yeah she also has legions of people going door to door asking if you know where your polling place is, if you need a ride to the poll, etc

trump, uhhh, doesn't

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:32

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

alnilam posted:

yeah she also has legions of people going door to door asking if you know where your polling place is, if you need a ride to the poll, etc

trump, uhhh, doesn't

He pretty much doesn't have a ground game and barely did any meaningful ad buys.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:32

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Schnorkles posted:

boosted wear the hat

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:33

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

lol thread title

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:33

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:33

Zelder: Jan 4, 2012

Is the election over yet

Am I free from this hell

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:33

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

get permabanned boosted

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:34

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtiHla1dNg

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:34

jackofarcades: Sep 2, 2011; Okay, I'll admit it took me a bit to get into it... But I think I kinda love this!! I'm Spider-Man!! I'm actually Spider-Man!! HA!

Peel posted:

it's a pity garrison loves labels and his commentary amounts to bashing action figures together because his art is above and beyond any other american conservative cartoonist i remember from the politoons thread

Eric Allie is also really fuckin good, and he has a better grasp of metaphor than Garrison

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:34

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Montasque posted:

#NotAllMillers

also fuckin cowboy hat what a nerd

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:35

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

Baloogan posted:

lol 6 days to go!!

i picked up a couple dayss since then

on i go

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:35

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/bbcstrictly/status/792810742512771072

:neckbeard:

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:36

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

trump bus, so what

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:37

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Zelder posted:

Is the election over yet

Am I free from this hell

https://twitter.com/agreeandamp/status/792799318398889984

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:37

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

YOU A loving HAT posted:

Shy Guys are my favorite mario character and this game has a ton of them so it's my kinda game

it was cool af to dress and undress in minutes, not needing to deal w zippers/hook-and-eye contraptions on my own back

the only zipper i had to deal w at all was the one designed to make it as easy as possible to use the bathroom while dressed up!!!!!

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:37