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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




go play outside Skyler posted:

hope she's wearing earplugs or already deaf

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

subtle way of saying no condoms

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

lol his latest blog post ain't half bad

https://parkerhiggins.net/2016/10/rhyming-phrases-new-york-times-obituary-headlines/

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!


if i saw this table irl and i had a skateboard with me it would probably end in my death

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


i'm the vitun mulkku

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
"hey, you're the bad buy from black mirror!"


Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

still a few glitches to work out with the westworld hair physics imo

http://i.imgur.com/pb6P0NM.mp4

bethesda tressfx looking good

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp


indian food joke

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Iridium posted:



indian food joke
wew lad

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

Improbable Lobster posted:

bethesda tressfx looking good

could you loving imagine if bethesda actually did more than a bad 3d rig with 3 points of articulation for hair?
poo poo would get REAL weird

suddenly, hair is a physics object, and when it freaks out it demolishes everything for a 50 meter radius

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

epipen posted:

could you loving imagine if bethesda actually did more than a bad 3d rig with 3 points of articulation for hair?
poo poo would get REAL weird

suddenly, hair is a physics object, and when it freaks out it demolishes everything for a 50 meter radius
people randomly end up getting murdered by nothing, someone goes into third-person mode to notice it's their hair going nuts

anthonypants fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Oct 30, 2016

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

still a few glitches to work out with the westworld hair physics imo

http://i.imgur.com/pb6P0NM.mp4

this felts the hair

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://j.gifs.com/Bg1EQX.mp4

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i was walking around campus the other day and a girl had a goddamned microscopic dog running around her feet off its leash, weaving between people's legs. a chihuahua puppy or something. like it was literally the size of a guinea pig but thinner and more fragile looking. one big guy walks by looking at his iphone instead of at the ground and crunch

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
lmao

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

i was walking around campus the other day and a girl had a goddamned microscopic dog running around her feet off its leash, weaving between people's legs. a chihuahua puppy or something. like it was literally the size of a guinea pig but thinner and more fragile looking. one big guy walks by looking at his iphone instead of at the ground and crunch

that's really hosed dude

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


how is computer janitored

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Sagebrush posted:

i was walking around campus the other day and a girl had a goddamned microscopic dog running around her feet off its leash, weaving between people's legs. a chihuahua puppy or something. like it was literally the size of a guinea pig but thinner and more fragile looking. one big guy walks by looking at his iphone instead of at the ground and crunch

like, is this a true story or a 'all it takes is one dude on his phone' type os situation?


cause........ hosed up if true

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

curb stomp your dog

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Optimus_Rhyme posted:

like, is this a true story or a 'all it takes is one dude on his phone' type os situation?


cause........ hosed up if true

Improbable Lobster posted:

that's really hosed dude

oh hah i guess you could read it that way

no, i was saying "hypothetically, if one big guy walks by looking at his iphone, then crunch". like the way it was weaving around people's feet was like watching a squirrel trying to cross a highway. it did not get crunched while i was watching. the owner seemed totally unconcerned.

just complaining about irresponsible pet owners. leash your loving dog

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9nMJFijswE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu27nInQXxM

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

epipen posted:

migraines, it's just ergotamine, caffeine and diphenhydramine in a capsule

oh nice. it was hard to get ergotamine irrc? interesting. is it working?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuH0i7m73vY

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Sagebrush posted:

oh hah i guess you could read it that way

no, i was saying "hypothetically, if one big guy walks by looking at his iphone, then crunch". like the way it was weaving around people's feet was like watching a squirrel trying to cross a highway. it did not get crunched while i was watching. the owner seemed totally unconcerned.

just complaining about irresponsible pet owners. leash your loving dog

Interestingly enough, the weight/size ratio between that dog and the big guy is the exact same ratio between a sportbike and 18 wheeler.

Happy Riding!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

nice!

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
http://i.imgur.com/Tp2FDhx.mp4

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

this was a funny short video and then they went and made an entire movie out of it and ruined the whole thing

Optimus_Rhyme
Apr 15, 2007

are you that mainframe hacker guy?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

what happens if you plug the headphones into the other lightning dongle port? does it play from the phone, or from the laptop?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/792822665568411648

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/altonbrown/status/792823962552205312

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
https://twitter.com/nickwingfield/status/792125745652912128

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003



lol

rip mr. rogers

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

i can't see poo poo

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