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Absolutely do not scroll past that. Read it, so you may learn the saga of the World's Most Owned Man. Seriously if you held a gun to the world's greatest writers head and said "make yourself look like the biggest loser of all time", the work they created would be identical to that screed edit: well go back and read it
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Lmao, that red text is pretty spot on. Anyways. My [40 M] wife's [34 F] obsession with her sex toys is ruining my sex life quote:Hey /r/Relationships!! I've been wanting get this out of my chest for quite a while since consulting someone in real life would be too embarrassing for me. My wife and I have been together for 5 years and married for almost 3 years. This is my first marriage, my wife's 2nd. I have a 9 yr old stepdaughter. Anyway our sex life has always been normal I suppose. Well I've never really thought about it that much until recently to be honest. We've had plenty of hot sex but nothing super extraordinary. That guy sounds like a totally reasonable individual that's probably really good at loving.
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Oct 30, 2016 23:37
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Wish I could just get another job in another country to maybe be with a girl I met backpacking. poo poo I wish I had enough money to go to Burning Man...maybe its for the best
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Oct 30, 2016 23:39
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yeah that european girl's so not gonna leave his rear end when she goes backpacking again and meets some dude with amazing eyes who omg she totally connects with
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Oct 30, 2016 23:41
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Jack Trades posted:My [40 M] wife's [34 F] obsession with her sex toys is ruining my sex life yyyyeeah I'm gonna need the phone number for that "sexually liberated" nudist latina yoga instructor before I can wade in with any advice here. TIA
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Oct 30, 2016 23:46
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Jack Trades posted:Lmao, that red text is pretty spot on. This guy's relationship is over.
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Oct 30, 2016 23:46
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Jack Trades posted:My [40 M] wife's [34 F] obsession with her sex toys is ruining my sex life How disappointing do you have to be that your wife doesn't invite you along to the nudist beach trip? Oh wait he's 40 and has a tiny dick.
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Oct 30, 2016 23:46
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That poor woman probably hadn't had an orgasm in years.
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Oct 30, 2016 23:47
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I don't know if the situations were reversed and this dude was amassing a collection of ever more vice-like sex toys his wife would have the right to be pissed. IMO if his wife is constantly being fed subversive propaganda from her sexual butterfly yoga instructor he's gonna have bigger problems pretty soon.
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Oct 30, 2016 23:49
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Nuebot posted:How disappointing do you have to be that your wife doesn't invite you along to the nudist beach trip? Let's not jump to conclusions, maybe he's "half the size" of the dildos only because they are 12" novelty monstrosities.
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Oct 30, 2016 23:53
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Psycho Society posted:I don't know if the situations were reversed and this dude was amassing a collection of ever more vice-like sex toys his wife would have the right to be pissed. If the situations were reversed then it would still most likely mean that whoever isn't collecting all the toys is probably garbage at loving and relationships with bad sex life are destined to fail (unless you get a kid and open up your relationship, obviously).
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Oct 30, 2016 23:54
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P-Mack posted:Let's not jump to conclusions, maybe he's "half the size" of the dildos only because they are 12" novelty monstrosities. He said he was below average, but half the size of her dildos. So I'm guessing 3".
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Oct 30, 2016 23:55
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Yoga propaganda is a solid username
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Oct 30, 2016 23:57
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Zelder posted:Absolutely do not scroll past that. Read it, so you may learn the saga of the World's Most Owned Man. quote:Our shadows mingle on the path and I pull out my phone to catch the photo. “No one will ever understand us.” I write, and post the image to Facebook.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:02
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It's too bad that nobody in the history of the world has ever made sex toys for couples or there might be a really easy solution to that guy's problem.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:05
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Jack Trades posted:My [40 M] wife's [34 F] obsession with her sex toys is ruining my sex life There is absolutely no way she isn't already banging her yoga instructor.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:14
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Zelder posted:Absolutely do not scroll past that. Read it, so you may learn the saga of the World's Most Owned Man. Still just as funny as the first time.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:18
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I am going to read the long post....later, but I will, I promise.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:32
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I am going to read the long post....later, but I will, I promise. I tried to read it, I really did, but I got overwhelmed by second hand shame and embarrassment and had to stop.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:36
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I am going to read the long post....later, but I will, I promise. Dude, it's a masterpiece. Like it singlehandedly validates almost every bad cuck joke we've ever made on this forum.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:40
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Jenner posted:I tried to read it, I really did, but I got overwhelmed by second hand shame and embarrassment and had to stop.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:47
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Jenner posted:I tried to read it, I really did, but I got overwhelmed by second hand shame and embarrassment and had to stop. It reads like Fred Armisen wrote an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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Oct 31, 2016 00:49
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dick wizard posted:I'm a guy and girls are constantly smacking my rear end and grabbing my crotch. I'm not saying it's right to slap and grab but it's normal lol this is the best post of the bunch tho
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Oct 31, 2016 01:03
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Jenner posted:I tried to read it, I really did, but I got overwhelmed by second hand shame and embarrassment and had to stop. finish it and you will grow improbably powerful
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Oct 31, 2016 01:14
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Jack Trades posted:Lmao, that red text is pretty spot on. " wife remained unapologetic about how she's been selfishly ruining our sex life by having orgasms"
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Oct 31, 2016 01:14
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Oct 31, 2016 01:27
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quote:I (23F) made a mistake of letting my boyfriend (19M) have casual sex with my friend (25F) and I regret it. What should I do about this?
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Oct 31, 2016 01:50
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dear diary, i let my completely satisfied 19-year-old boyfriend gently caress another woman because
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Oct 31, 2016 01:54
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lol "get over" her jealousy what the gently caress Who is telling these children that their completely normal reactions to hosed up situations make them bad people?
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Oct 31, 2016 02:02
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That girl destroyed her perfect relationship for no reason. What a dumbass.
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Oct 31, 2016 02:08
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what was her actual thought process? That's completely bonkers
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Oct 31, 2016 02:10
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Strep Vote posted:lol "get over" her jealousy what the gently caress I'm not sure convincing your boyfriend to be intimate with another woman and then becoming furiously jealous when that goes exactly according to plan is normal. I'm just confused as to how she thought she would be ok with her boyfriend sleeping around in the first place. Was it to justify doing the same to him later?
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Oct 31, 2016 02:15
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:what was her actual thought process? That's completely bonkers "Everything is too great. Let's gently caress everything up." Maybe? This is dumbassery of the highest degree.
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Oct 31, 2016 02:16
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:what was her actual thought process? That's completely bonkers quote:I know he doesn't want to have sex with only one woman for his entire life... this seems like an idea that stemmed from a previous relationship
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Oct 31, 2016 02:18
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Troposphere posted:yes....? rear end is for pooping and poop is not sexual so no this is not sexual assault just reg assault you baby
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Oct 31, 2016 02:19
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:what was her actual thought process? That's completely bonkers Also, even if you think this is a good idea, why would you let that person be a friend you talk to every day jfc
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Oct 31, 2016 02:22
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Carrion Luggage posted:poop is not sexual My sweet summer child, the internet has not yet wilted your petals.
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Oct 31, 2016 02:25
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I would be totally down to have sex with just one person my entire life if it was in a stable and healthy relationship. That would be pretty rad in fact.
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Oct 31, 2016 02:35
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Pick posted:And a quiet love, beneath all. I remember this! This thing got its own thread in the previous GBS iteration.  I read it all then so I don't have to do it again nowe: oh also Jenner posted:I think Pick's post exchange with that other poster who's name I can't remember (sorry) about starting a poly relationship and having children with different people that they raise together are the best posts in this entire thread. The best part was when one guy thought we were serious
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Psycho Society posted:I would be totally down to have sex with just one person my entire life if it was in a stable and healthy relationship. That would be pretty rad in fact. ive seen a lot of threads from dudes who romanticize the idea of dating other people while in a healthy relationship, which shows that they probably didn't date much before finding their partner this girl's just an idiot, though
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