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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
what would the NFL look like if holding in the backfield wasn't a penalty?

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
An awful call, absolutely ludicrous.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
The worst crew in the NFL continuing to be loving horrendous

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Finally called a holding that they've been doing all game.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

lol at least cry into bottles and donate all these gallons of water to haiti guys

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I hope to never hear about Beowulf Boritt and his stupid fire escapes again

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Does Dez always look for a flag?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
You'd probably end up protecting the QB more and having more downfield throws which would be all around more exciting

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
run it or put tony in

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Zoran posted:

I hope to never hear about Beowulf Boritt and his stupid fire escapes again

every time that commercial comes on I listen really hard just to make sure that his name is Beowulf. Like, that can't be right, I must be mishearing it, he can't actually be named Beowulf.

but he is

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:coal:

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
hey look a 4.35 6'2" receiver

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

dak finally got his arm sighted in

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




who the gently caress is Bryce Butler

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



THIS IS THE DAK I KNOW

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Cowboys gonna score here. Those three points would've been nice...

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Dak:Romo :: Beasley:Witten

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

You know what this NFC East matchup could really use? A back breaking interception

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Stick with the run for now

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

fsif posted:

You know what this NFC East matchup could really use? A back breaking interception

Don't worry wentz gets the ball back just in time to crush my hopes.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



fsif posted:

You know what this NFC East matchup could really use? A back breaking interception

:catstare:

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
clear defensive hold imo

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

that coulda been pi

he held his hand

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:vick:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

that coulda been pi

he held his hand

Cute

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I guess defenders can just hook arms now idk

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
We cannot stop them. Ughhh.

Get a sack. An incomplete. Something.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I need a dakception

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Dak into my heart

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
having a qb that can run is cool

oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
how far can your hands be under the pads before its not ok

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
"Pressure from his backside."

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Redzone is coming.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Noooooooooo

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!
hoo boy

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
holy gently caress

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

fsif posted:

You know what this NFC East matchup could really use? A back breaking interception

:stare:

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
holy hell dum dum dum

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

AHH so close! Almost sated

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Holy poo poo Dak that was too close :stonk:

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