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Being wrong is Mr.Bibs' posting gimmick.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:22 |
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MisterBibs posted:So you missed the scene where Kurt Russell says they need to blow up the building (forgetting the unconnected buildings exist) in order to keep the temperatures up? Must have done. I think they left that scene out of my copy. e: MisterBibs posted:^ You mean the one that had a actual valid-looking Thing? lol
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:25 |
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ro5s posted:I don't know what movie you've seen, but they blow up the base to freeze the Thing. Good job on getting the climax completely wrong, uncross your eyes next time you try watching something. Um... quote:MacReady: Not for that Thing. It wants to freeze now. It knows it's got no way out of here. It just wants to go to sleep in the cold until the rescue team finds it. So they proceed to blow up the building (but not all of them) to keep things warm, despite blowing up buildings making it colder. Kinda content, given that videos are just really fast images: this is what they wanted, initially, for the effects on the 2011 Thing. See, that's just funny. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 15:31 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:28 |
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Its a goddamn turn of phrase for blowing the alien to hell. Are you for real? Edit: I'm starting to realize that this is probably an elaborate troll job, and I accept my complicity in its perpetuation.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:29 |
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e: ^ don't care if it is, I'll still defend it Seriously? He doesn't mean to literally raise the temperature a few degrees, he means to blow the gently caress out of the thing. Though fair enough if you're replying to the poster on the last page who mistakenly thought freezing it was the plan. Lizard Combatant has a new favorite as of 15:33 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:30 |
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blarzgh posted:Its a goddamn turn of phrase for blowing the alien to hell. Are you for real? MisterBibs is well known as either a massive troll or highly autistic retard, in the World of Warcraft thread.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:32 |
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Lizard Combatant posted:Seriously? He doesn't mean to literally raise the temperature a few degrees, he means to blow the gently caress out of the thing. Um... quote:Childs: Fire's got the temperature up all over the camp. Won't last long though. I get it, you haven't seen the movie lately, with its scenes of setting random poo poo on fire and randomly throwing TNT around before heading to the generator. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 15:35 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:33 |
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MisterBibs posted:So they proceed to blow up the building (but not all of them) to keep things warm, despite blowing up buildings making it colder. This is going to sound like an insult, but it's really not. It's a serious question. Is English not your first language, or are you developmentally disabled in some way?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:34 |
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Yes, the imminent lack of fire is a bad thing. They're hoping they got it. Childs may also be the thing
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:34 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:This is going to sound like an insult, but it's really not. It's a serious question. Is English not your first language, or are you developmentally disabled in some way? I'm just capable of not letting my nostalgia for a film absolve bad writing and/or creating bizarre readings of rather clear-cut dialogue (blow up building to make sure monster can't freeze) accordingly. It's a skill, I suppose. I still love the movie, but watching it with a modicum of critical thought makes it not hold up. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 15:40 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:38 |
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What the gently caress is this thread?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:40 |
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MisterBibs posted:I'm just capable of not letting my nostalgia for a film absolve bad writing and/or creating bizarre readings of rather clear-cut dialogue (blow up building to make sure monster can't freeze) accordingly. It's a skill, I suppose. Yes, they're gonna make sure the monster can't freeze by killing it in an explosion. That's their plan. Your interpretation doesn't make any sense. You've created a bizarre, nonsensical reading of a very obvious piece of dialogue, and then attacked it for not making sense.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:40 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Yes, they're gonna make sure the monster can't freeze by killing it in an explosion. That's their plan. I'm afraid the dialogue does not support such a reading. Remember, the only time an explosion was directed at the Thing was after the plan to set fire to everything failed. Content: MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 15:48 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:43 |
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Why would the Doc want to show Marty a solemn turd? How would a car driving at 88mph even achieve this, time machine or not?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:43 |
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MisterBibs posted:Don't apologize for bad writing. If the writer is being lazy by not providing answers (you know, the whole point of a movie), it's okay to not like that. Bad writing, as defined not by whether it succeeds at its goal but by a checklist in my textbook.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 15:56 |
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MisterBibs posted:I'm just capable of not letting my nostalgia for a film absolve bad writing and/or creating bizarre readings of rather clear-cut dialogue (blow up building to make sure monster can't freeze) accordingly. It's a skill, I suppose. Who cares?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 16:35 |
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There are two options, either MisterBibs misinterpreted a line of dialogue in a movie, or there's a vast conspiracy of people who are openly lying to propagate the absurd myth that The Thing is a good movie, and only MisterBibs is honest enough to speak the truth
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 16:43 |
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I was there for all the Lost threads and a lot of movie threads and one thing has been consistent. Goons are bad at watching TV.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 16:46 |
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Lots funny pics on this page
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 16:50 |
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Tiny Lowtax posted:What the gently caress is this thread? You're not laughing your rear end off at this conversation too?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 16:59 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:MisterBibs is honest enough to speak the truth As with most things, it's this. Especially since nobody saw either Thing movie enough to count its viewership as "vast" over anything, leading to those that did see and like the film developing a innate compulsion to ignore clear dialogue to believe that a dumb plot point was totally not dumb. I suppose crashing the bulldozer into the side of the building was part of the plan to keep the Thing contained, by this logic. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 17:23 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 17:02 |
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If liked The Thing, then you might enjoy a short story from the other perspective. http://escapepod.org/2011/06/23/ep298-the-things/
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 17:09 |
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Go read the 10 Cloverfield Lane thread in CD. MisterBibs does this all the time.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 17:46 |
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mr bibs somehow nearly died trying to eat a hot dog, twice, on back to back occasions, years apart, and brought this up like it was a completely normal thing that happens to every adult human.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 17:54 |
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Alaois posted:mr bibs somehow nearly died trying to eat a hot dog, twice, on back to back occasions, years apart, and brought this up like it was a completely normal thing that happens to every adult human. I think you have me confused with someone else. I had food impaction due to an immune disorder, twice, and I brought it up in the schadenfreude thread because it doesn't happen to every adult human, since said immune disorder is rare as poo poo. Like understanding movies, reading is a skill. Content, not sure how to link this direct: http://m.imgur.com/gallery/SiZl7U7 MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 18:07 on Oct 31, 2016 |
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MisterBibs posted:Like understanding movies, reading is a skill. that's loving rich where's that video of RLM telling you how dumb you are
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:07 |
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MisterBibs posted:I think you have me confused with someone else. I had food impaction due to an immune disorder, twice, and I brought it up in the schadenfreude thread because it doesn't happen to every adult human, since said immune disorder is rare as poo poo. those are a bunch of words you typed trying not to look like a massive child idiot baby for being unable to eat a hot dog
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:15 |
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Oh, here it is.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:17 |
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Like eating hot dogs, being able to understand internet videos is a skill
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:22 |
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Alaois posted:Like eating hot dogs, being able to understand internet videos is a skill Why do you think they got so upset at someone understanding what RLM's videos boil down to? You have that skill, you know it's Not My Star Wars. You don't, you think there's content other than Not My Star Wars. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 18:27 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:23 |
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:25 |
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Please do not interact in anyway with bibs.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:26 |
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MisterBibs posted:Why do you think they got so upset at someone understanding what RLM's videos boil down to? You have it, you know it's Not My Star Wars. You don't, you think there's content other than Not My Star Wars. Or maybe it's the endless problems with writing, characterization, and directing that they painstakingly point out for hours. MisterBibs, what's your opinion about sand?
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:27 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:Or maybe it's the endless problems with writing, characterization, and directing that they painstakingly point out for hours. No, they said Not My Star Wars for hours. They gave a segment of the population who just wanted to say Not My Star Wars in a painstakingly verbose way that way to do it. Of course, it's just Not My Star Wars, over and over, for hours, like a multi-hour Best of Sheldon Cooper marathon. As for sand, I have no opinion. This elephant might. (I found the last one funny, but can't crop it. Sorry.) MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 18:51 on Oct 31, 2016 |
# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:48 |
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 18:52 |
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goons posted:*foams at mouth*
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:12 |
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:32 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:There are two options, either MisterBibs misinterpreted a line of dialogue in a movie, or there's a vast conspiracy of people who are openly lying to propagate the absurd myth that The Thing is a good movie, and only MisterBibs is honest enough to speak the truth Have you considered the possibility that instead of a conspiracy, these people have simply been replaced by effectively identical shape changing aliens? I recommend we perform some kind of blood test to check this theory.
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:45 |
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Random Stranger posted:Have you considered the possibility that instead of a conspiracy, these people have simply been replaced by effectively identical shape changing aliens? I recommend we perform some kind of blood test to check this theory. Guess we better blow up the thread to (pick one): Warm ourselves up Freeze the goons Kill the goons
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# ? Oct 31, 2016 20:03 |