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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Crushes are fine, but I think you stretch the definition a bit when someone has a wank bank of an acquaintance complete with lookalike porn. I guess I don't really see it as different than collecting pictures of James Deen or something. 50 pics and gifs /videos over a period of years is maybe grounds for a "hey are you into [that dude]?" but I personally would seriously weigh whether that question was worth the "you snooped into my poo poo" hurricane.
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Charles Get-Out posted:I guess I don't really see it as different than collecting pictures of James Deen or something. 50 pics and gifs /videos over a period of years is maybe grounds for a "hey are you into [that dude]?" but I personally would seriously weigh whether that question was worth the "you snooped into my poo poo" hurricane. People talk about their "hall pass" celebrities with their S/Os all the time and it's pretty harmless, but it's definitely a different story when it's someone you personally know and interact with a lot. I think I saw an "awkward seal" meme once where a guy asked his girlfriend who her "hall pass" crush was and she didn't grasp the premise and said "your coworker Mark"
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Oct 31, 2016 16:53
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Fullhouse posted:"My wife has been having trouble getting pregnant, and I kissed a girl at Burning Man, so I proposed opening our relationship and she was impregnated by another dude and we got divorced. Also, I'm the most pretentious loving person on the planet. The end" For sale: self awareness, never used.
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Straight White Shark posted:For sale: self awareness, never used. The joke from the other thread was that the reason she couldn't get pregnant is that she subconsciously knew he was the most insufferable person ever born and her body had ways of shutting that down
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Oct 31, 2016 16:55
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Straight White Shark posted:For sale: self awareness, never used. There's a really great sarcastic response post to that where it's made explicitly clear that the woman in question is in fear of her life during the whole part at the end, anyone have a link to that on hand?
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Charles Get-Out posted:I guess I don't really see it as different than collecting pictures of James Deen or something. 50 pics and gifs /videos over a period of years is maybe grounds for a "hey are you into [that dude]?" but I personally would seriously weigh whether that question was worth the "you snooped into my poo poo" hurricane. Oh, I'm not saying Snoopy has a leg to stand on or anything. I just think it's weird to download a person's facebook pictures and keep a collection of lookalike porn of someone you know and poo poo. Maybe I'm just a prude.
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Oct 31, 2016 16:57
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Charles Get-Out posted:I guess I don't really see it as different than collecting pictures of James Deen or something. 50 pics and gifs /videos over a period of years is maybe grounds for a "hey are you into [that dude]?" but I personally would seriously weigh whether that question was worth the "you snooped into my poo poo" hurricane. listen, theres having a crush on someone, there's having a complete obsession with someone, then there's about three extra layers before you get to "having dozens of photos and gifs and videos of lookalike porn models saved to a secret directory on your personal computer". that is absolutely not normal or ok
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Oct 31, 2016 17:10
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Charles Get-Out posted:I guess I don't really see it as different than collecting pictures of James Deen or something. 50 pics and gifs /videos over a period of years is maybe grounds for a "hey are you into [that dude]?" but I personally would seriously weigh whether that question was worth the "you snooped into my poo poo" hurricane. James Deen is a professional porn star who chose to be in those films. It is goddamn creepy to save someone's facebook photos and collect videos/gifs of someone looking vaguely like them to beat off to it.
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Oct 31, 2016 17:11
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Charles, I would like you to conduct a little experiment for me. Decide which of your girlfriend's friends is the hottest one, then "accidentally" let slip to your girlfriend that you are attracted to her. Observe the results. If she responds poorly, tell her that if she "just can't let it go" that you might be attracted to another person, she should sever and save you the annoyance of dealing with her. Post a trip report when you're done. Thanks  like, I'm pretty sure the result of saying something like this even without the existence of a hidden digital shrine to them would be relationship-ending to most people
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Who in their right mind wouldn't be bothered by their S/O being sexually obsessed with a mutual friend? I say obsessed because, well, that's obsessive.
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Oct 31, 2016 17:27
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loquacius posted:Charles, I would like you to conduct a little experiment for me. Decide which of your girlfriend's friends is the hottest one, then "accidentally" let slip to your girlfriend that you are attracted to her. Observe the results. If she responds poorly, tell her that if she "just can't let it go" that you might be attracted to another person, she should sever and save you the annoyance of dealing with her. Post a trip report when you're done. Thanks Yep. Of course your SO is going to think some of the people in your social circle are attractive, and so will you. Learning which things not to talk about is pretty important in a relationship.
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Oct 31, 2016 18:27
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I've never really tried masturbating to people in my life, due to the broad availability of porn. It just seems kinda rude unless you're already loving.
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(preface: I'm a married goonette) Didn't this thread at one point go into how all women, no matter what they look like, get memorized at some point for a dude's "spank bank" (ew) and that pretty much reliably also includes male friends? I dunno, I'd be pretty creeped out at my partner for having pictures of our mutual friend saved/lookalike porn in a hidden folder but that would lead me to question if it's the saving of the porn/pictures that bothers me or the fact they're that attracted to someone in our social circle which leads down a pretty complex rabbit hole of practicing monogamy versus reigning in fantasies and whether keeping the friend's Facebook page open counts as being as creepy as saving their profile pics and looking for porn with folks that look like said friend and that's just my two cents and I'm glad I haven't had to deal with it so thanks for you time folks.
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Oct 31, 2016 18:43
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I exclusively beat off to old pics and vids that exes sent me and I saved because I think porn stars are vaguely disgusting. I am waiting for this fact to blow up in my face and end a relationship.
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Oct 31, 2016 18:45
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Defiance posted:I think porn stars are vaguely disgusting Why? God knows there's more than enough variety of women to find something that suits you, they're not all blonde with fake tits.
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Dirtbag Diva posted:Didn't this thread at one point go into how all women, no matter what they look like, get memorized at some point for a dude's "spank bank" (ew) and that pretty much reliably also includes male friends? I obviously can't back my statement up but I'm pretty sure that every person in the world was a part of someone's wank fantasy at least once. Have fun thinking about that, everybody.
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if it was a dude that had a spank bank of an acquaintance of his, people would call the guy creepy and justifiably so, but apparently when its a woman that has a spank bank of a dude people start missing the forest for the trees
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Oct 31, 2016 18:49
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Defiance posted:because I think porn stars are vaguely disgusting. Are you saying that porn stars all look the same or something? Cause with the porn industry being as large as it is I'm having a hard time imagining NOT being able to find exactly what you're into.
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Oct 31, 2016 18:50
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HardDiskD posted:if it was a dude that had a spank bank of an acquaintance of his, people would call the guy creepy and justifiably so, but apparently when its a woman that has a spank bank of a dude people start missing the forest for the trees IMO having a masturbatorium dedicated to a real-life acquaintance is pretty loving creepy, no matter the genders involved. It's one thing thinking about that hot neighbor of yours and another to have dozens and dozens of facebook photos of them to masturbate to.
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Oct 31, 2016 18:51
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HardDiskD posted:if it was a dude that had a spank bank of an acquaintance of his, people would call the guy creepy and justifiably so, but apparently when its a woman that has a spank bank of a dude people start missing the forest for the trees It IS creepy. It's super creepy.
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HardDiskD posted:if it was a dude that had a spank bank of an acquaintance of his, people would call the guy creepy and justifiably so, but apparently when its a woman that has a spank bank of a dude people start missing the forest for the trees tbh both are creepy because you should only be picturing people you know in their underwear when you're giving a speech to help your nerves. hth
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Jack Trades posted:IMO having a masturbatorium dedicated to a real-life acquaintance is pretty loving creepy, no matter the genders involved. 54 40 or gently caress posted:It IS creepy. It's super creepy. sorry, it was only charles that was kinda defending this and i misread the current argument, my bad
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Dirtbag Diva posted:tbh both are creepy because you should only be picturing people you know in their underwear when you're giving a speech to help your nerves. hth lol
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Oct 31, 2016 18:56
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Pvt.Scott posted:I've never really tried masturbating to people in my life, due to the broad availability of porn. It just seems kinda rude unless you're already loving. It's something I remember doing when I was like 14, because (a) good porn was harder to find then, and (b) I was 14
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Yeah they're objectively attractive but watching strangers gently caress just weirds me out. I dunno why, I never gave it much thought.
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Defiance posted:Yeah they're objectively attractive but watching strangers gently caress just weirds me out. I dunno why, I never gave it much thought. Okay, that's much more sensible than I thought it would be.
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it's your kink, and now you cannot be shamed for it
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Me [22M] with my ex [23F] of a year, the guy she left me for, her bestfriend, killed himself in front of her. at least the ex and the bf already severed
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My (19M) sister (21F) is suddenly avoiding our friendly neighbours (32F & 30M) even though we all get along very well. I don't know what happened and she's not telling me the truth.quote:(I had trouble posting an update so made a separate account)
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Fullhouse posted:please do not post depressing stories about abusive families in the funny thread about cucked idiots thanks Space Kablooey fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Oct 31, 2016 |
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Oct 31, 2016 19:06
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please do not post depressing stories about abusive families in the funny thread about cucked idiots thanks
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Fullhouse posted:please do not post depressing stories about abusive families in the funny thread about cucked idiots thanks Seriously, how hard is it to go "Is this post funny and not abusive/depressing as gently caress?" before you post poo poo? There's one up there about a dead dog, wanna post that?
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Oct 31, 2016 19:18
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quote:Ex [25 F] cheated on me [25 M], I dumped her, she won't leave me alone
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Oct 31, 2016 19:26
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press the block button on your phone and stop acknowledging her, dipshit
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Oct 31, 2016 19:34
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My (25F) future FIL (59M) lives with me in my home, and won't stop doing my laundry.
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Oct 31, 2016 19:35
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HardDiskD posted:My (25F) future FIL (59M) lives with me in my home, and won't stop doing my laundry. I wish someone wouldn't stop doing my laundry.
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Defiance posted:I exclusively beat off to old pics and vids that exes sent me and I saved because I think porn stars are vaguely disgusting. I am waiting for this fact to blow up in my face and end a relationship. I think it just did.
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HardDiskD posted:My (25F) future FIL (59M) lives with me in my home, and won't stop doing my laundry. My goal in life is to become wealthy enough where I do not need to do laundry.
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