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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ringu0 posted:

Man jumps into panda den, gets attacked cuddled by giant panda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-flWUK3XtY

It's like watching a drunk married couple trying to procreate.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:lol: this made the whole thing worth it.

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
https://youtu.be/IPy2DyRV3Mo

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Outrail posted:

It's like watching a drunk married couple trying to procreate.

It would be kinda ironic to find out that the panda was trying to hump him and that the reason they never breed in captivity is that they preferred the zoo keepers to each other.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

quote:

Zoojitsu


*kisses fingers*

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

Trig Discipline posted:

I think that means that dude is king of Alabama now or something.

drat fine post. drat fine.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005
Part of me feels bad about the burns, but another part of me is amused by how it happened.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/11/01/a-japanese-woman-passed-gas-during-laser-surgery-she-was-badly-burned/

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




That "by the way" at the end about the colonoscopy :stonk:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Solice Kirsk posted:

Ugh, pandas are the worst bears. They deserve to go extinct.

In fairness to the panda, the zoo probably sold off its teeth and claws to make "medicine".

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Random Stranger posted:

In fairness to the panda, the zoo probably sold off its teeth and claws to make "medicine".

Aren't pandas like the one thing China is super strict about when it comes to their wellbeing?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Random Stranger posted:

In fairness to the panda, the zoo probably sold off its teeth and claws to make "medicine".

If you can think of a better way to bring the body and soul back into harmony I'd like to hear it. :colbert:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Data Graham posted:

That "by the way" at the end about the colonoscopy :stonk:

I really want to make sure no one glosses over this:

quote:

On a more serious note, a gassy gut can be fatal, as it was for a patient having a colonic polyp cauterized. An electric spark caused the patient’s bowels to detonate, blasting out the colonoscopy and ripping a six-inch hole in the patient’s large intestine.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
http://i.imgur.com/ll6HR6y.gifv

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Couple pages back but if we're making fun of trump signs well

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

I really want to think that the doctors are screwing up and blaming the patients gas.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008

FogHelmut posted:

I really want to think that the doctors are screwing up and blaming the patients gas.

Using flammable (probably paper) surgical drapes for laser surgery.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://i.imgur.com/BD9ux4u.gifv

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
Was randomly reading the Wikipedia article for Darrell Issa:

In the open primary in June 2016, Issa received 51% of the vote to 46% for Democrat Doug Applegate, a retired Marine Colonel.[41] Issa and Applegate both advanced to the general election in November.[42] In October, Applegate and Issa were seen by the Cook Political Report as equally likely to win the election.

Issa sent out a campaign mailer which featured a photograph of President Barack Obama signing a law. The mailer stated that Issa was "very pleased" that Obama signed the Sexual Assault Survivors’ Rights Act which Issa had co-sponsored. Obama responded to the mailer by saying that Issa's "primary contribution to the US Congress has been to obstruct and to waste taxpayer dollars on trumped up investigations that have led nowhere." Obama said that, because of fading support for Donald Trump, Issa was now promoting his cooperation with the president despite Issa's previous stance that Obama was corrupt.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

moist turtleneck posted:

Couple pages back but if we're making fun of trump signs well



CLINT OBMA LIERG


Is this a little sloth or a MASSIVE raptor? I honestly can't tell.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Besesoth posted:

CLINT OBMA LIERG


Dictated but not read

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Besesoth posted:

CLINT OBMA LIERG


Is this a little sloth or a MASSIVE raptor? I honestly can't tell.

Harpy Eagle



They're loving savage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS1TfANV0WA

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Besesoth posted:

Is this a little sloth or a MASSIVE raptor? I honestly can't tell.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Can't be sure, but I think this is that leaked photo of the untimely demise of Samwise's body double from one of the hobbit documentaries.

JD
Jan 11, 2003

Is there a version of this with sound?

Letmebefrank
Oct 9, 2012

Entitled

JD posted:

Is there a version of this with sound?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKPTWXD2Z0&t=23s

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

JD posted:

Is there a version of this with sound?

I improvised.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

Eagerly awaiting the 4 year anniversary of this video and the 2016 version when Hillary finally enacts Globalist Socialism.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

Eagerly awaiting the 4 year anniversary of this video and the 2016 version when Hillary finally enacts Globalist Socialism.

Haha, holy poo poo this is amazing.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Your Gay Uncle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLoqti0lzAw

Eagerly awaiting the 4 year anniversary of this video and the 2016 version when Hillary finally enacts Globalist Socialism.

"It took me a year to figure out how to use my computer"

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
http://i.imgur.com/l84CK8y.mp4

RIP Vine, also RIP guy in the captain's hat.

knobgobblin
Oct 28, 2010

got a bone to pick
Too bad it's fake, captain winces early and twists his body so he can crumple safely. At least that's what it looks like.

Nurse Fanny
Aug 14, 2007

Classic fencing response.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Besesoth posted:

CLINT OBMA LIERG


Is this a little sloth or a MASSIVE raptor? I honestly can't tell.

It's a scene from the end of the Return of the King

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Still no sw20 playground? For shame.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
http://i.imgur.com/boDvPv1.gifv

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUP93LxRTKc

Lemon
May 22, 2003


I love the way the guy she is presumably arguing with just strolls off.

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BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine





http://gizmodo.com/gop-official-calls-clinton-the-c-word-on-twitter-but-he-1788465641

The hurried :derp: trying to explain it away are the best

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