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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th
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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"

 Rename me to VIRGIN TERRORIST FOR PRESIDENT

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 also are they seriously trying to martyr comey

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008

Al! posted:

Willimina J Clinton @flotus
oops i just got caught making an intern stick his dick into a pouch of chewing tobacco

he should tweet as if hes living the plot of every episode of ranma ½ except transposed into the federal govt

* # ? Nov 1, 2016 18:59
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Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/793450901092438017

Scott Walker Dumbest Motherfucker on the Planet Championship Belt retained

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008
hes ranma obv

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Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/CThompsonENQ/status/793510909016678400

lol

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/793510467461386240

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TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.

turnip kid posted:

https://twitter.com/StocksAlotTEMP/status/793505467796492288

OMG

I think StocksAlotTEMP should go back to his temp shelf-stocking job

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brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

 time to vote!!!
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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
there is a whole lot of democratic handwringing bout FL right now

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

 comey so full of baloney

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Nonsense posted:



GAH!

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Fish Of Doom
Aug 18, 2004
I'm too awake for this to be a nightmare

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/793450901092438017

The comments to this are pretty great. My god, Scott Walker is an imbecile.

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Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.

Schnorkles posted:

there is a whole lot of democratic handwringing
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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Squizzle posted:

even the most :shrug:white folks:shrug: map i dont laugh at would be bad for the gop presidentwise



i mean who do you think has an advantage in the majority of those states even if they go true battlegroind

it's all going to come down to turnout in Providence County

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
guys i just got back from November 2nd and you will not BELIEVE the tapes!!!!

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

brocretin posted:

time to vote!!!



man dr seuss really hated hitler

good for him

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Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

mannerup posted:

forgot to include "never even kissed a girl" somewhere in there

K-K-Kiss a Girl?!? My god Man that's cooties central.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

there is a whole lot of democratic handwringing bout FL right now

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/793283389885452291

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/793513894555901952

glenn beck relapsed

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Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

 Kurdish negotiator who can't even negotiate the most basic issues of hi's life

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Schnorkles posted:

there is a whole lot of democratic handwringing bout FL right now

I know. Peoples, she can lose Florida and still win bigly.

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
kinda bizarre to me because FL is completely loving different this year, the turnout numbers were absolutely going to change, esp. with a huge number of new or low probability voters coming into the equation.

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 strangely many american-made documentaries about WWII seem to avoid mentioning the whole "extremely reluctant to fight hitler" part

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble

Squizzle posted:

hes ranma obv

this is half right

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lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Venom Snake posted:

If your not already in then quote this post to get dwarfed

sure

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/SaulAhmad1/status/793430701190160384
https://twitter.com/_Identitarian_/status/793143968670191616

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Montasque posted:

I know. Peoples, she can lose Florida and still win bigly.

FL is going to have like 70-75% turnout this year at this rate. Claiming a campaign is fumbling the ball or screwing up is ignoring the reality that the base line of what's going on there is completely unexpected from a macro level.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 Glenn you were so close to being on the winning side for once

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/793512447160291328

EEEEEEMAILLSSSSSS DUMPPPPPP

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

kinda bizarre to me because FL is completely loving different this year, the turnout numbers were absolutely going to change, esp. with a huge number of new or low probability voters coming into the equation.

again, it is florida and will never make any kind of sense

just flip a coin

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


 https://twitter.com/hunterw/status/793494584076734464
but he doesn't own trump.tv !

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plasticowlmachine
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Venom Snake posted:

GOBLINS ARE ATTACKING THE FORTRESS

ALSO:



oh nos did I already loving die

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble

MaxxBot posted:

https://twitter.com/_Identitarian_/status/793143968670191616

FLOCKA

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

 the fact that they think "cuck" means "gay" explains a lot

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Trump twitter is freaking out over this:

https://twitter.com/HouseCracka/status/793514930309693440

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Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Yinlock posted:

man dr seuss really hated hitler

good for him

also japanese-americans and ordinary civilians in post-war germany

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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

MaxxBot posted:

https://twitter.com/_Identitarian_/status/793143968670191616

i'm the maple leaf flag

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/ILC_JElleCox/status/793506137987514370

VIRGIN TERRORIST FOR PRESIDENT

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

Willimina J Clinton @flotus
oops i just got caught making an intern stick his dick into a pouch of chewing tobacco

lmbo

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