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Smash it Smash hit posted:So far, I have just gotten letters and calls. They have threatened to call the cops but lol hasnt happened yet. The city left a warning citation for my overgrown lawn a few months ago but, I really didnt do much. A tree fell down because of a storm so maybe they think that all that left over branches was me cleaning up? if you're not careful you won't get invited to the holiday party and without sucking up to them you'll never have a shot at getting on city council.
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TheLightPurges posted:Please don't leave garbage in your yard, leave traps like a true man.  ?
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Nov 1, 2016 16:05
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SeXReX posted:if you're not careful you won't get invited to the holiday party and without sucking up to them you'll never have a shot at getting on city council. their partys are lame af anyways on the off chance there is booze and it does run later than 9pm everyone is really boring and just gets sloppy without any of the funny or amusing antics. they just pathetically pass out in chairs until everyone either does the same or leaves.
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Nov 1, 2016 16:06
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Lol
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Nov 1, 2016 16:10
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Nov 1, 2016 16:12
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drat!
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Nov 1, 2016 16:15
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~*~white people~*~
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Nov 1, 2016 16:25
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Nuh uh. Wouldn't the weight of the burrito alone set it off?
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Nov 1, 2016 16:30
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Plus the flavor is so explosive so the bullet is irrelevant.
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Nov 1, 2016 16:39
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Chlamyllionaire posted:Nuh uh. Wouldn't the weight of the burrito alone set it off? no beef sub potatoes 
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Nov 1, 2016 16:42
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:What sort of authority do HOA's have? In college I remember getting an angry call from my landlord because he said our area HOA association called him bitching about the trash in our back yard. It was a flat tire my roomate had replaced two days before and a taco bell Big Box on top of it. The "authority" that a HOA can have ranges from yard upkeep to the colour of blinds you have in your windows. Some of the things that I have heard friends talk about being dictated by their HOA's. -garbage times (when you can put garbage on the curb) -grass length, times to cut, type of grass  -no hanging laundry -no wind-chimes, bird-feeders, anything decorative in yard (flamingos, gnomes, etc) -colour of the shingles on your home -vinyl siding colour -colour of the blinds in your home -colour of the stain you use on your privacy fence -if kiddie pools are allowed in your back yard -children's playground equipment in your back yard -types of decorative shrubs in your yard -parking rules (on curb, in driveway, some even dictate your vehicle must be inside at night [to deter thieves coming to the neighbourhood]) -how often you can/can't water your lawn -outdoor cooking on the BBQ -music volume/party days and times -aftermarket mufflers on vehicles (the ones that make Civics 10x as loud) -show shovelling responsibilities (where you can/have to shovel, where the snow goes) HOA's are how old people and stay at home moms feel like their lives matter by telling others what to do. Sometimes the HOA is decent and just makes sure nobody is letting their yard go wild, and other times they fine households thousands of dollars because their 6 year old hung up a pinecone birdfeeder he made in school.
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Nov 1, 2016 16:45
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Blistex posted:The "authority" that a HOA can have ranges from yard upkeep to the colour of blinds you have in your windows. I think they were asking what power do HOAs have to enforce their command over the neighborhood. I don't have an answer though
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Nov 1, 2016 16:57
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Toadvine posted:I think they were asking what power do HOAs have to enforce their command over the neighborhood. I don't have an answer though You sign a contract when you move in saying you will abide by the HOA. They can't have you arrested or anything but they can do whatever anyone else can do if you break a contract, they can sue you for fees/damages/etc. TheLightPurges fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Nov 1, 2016 |
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Nov 1, 2016 16:59
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Toadvine posted:I think they were asking what power do HOAs have to enforce their command over the neighborhood. I don't have an answer though
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Nov 1, 2016 17:00
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But where does the authority come from? Like if I buy a house from some person, how can a group of people nearby dictate those things? Do they own the land or something?
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Nov 1, 2016 17:07
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Basically if they litigate and you don't comply then you'll get hit with contempt of court charges and send your rear end to the clink for 30 days (see: "suck my dick you fuckman").
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Nov 1, 2016 17:14
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Someone must of died in my HOA since I stopped getting letters about my lawn. What makes me mad is there is a school bus stop next to my house. Kids leaving their garbage and bookbags on my lawn. I have some kid's bookbag in my garage, with his homework and text books. Hasn't asked for it back yet .
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Nov 1, 2016 17:26
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Well, ok, they've got you if you sign a contract, right? But then, the question becomes: do you have to join an HOA if you buy a house in an HOA neighborhood?
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Nov 1, 2016 17:29
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TheLightPurges posted:they can sue you for fees/damages/etc. uh oh lol
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:But where does the authority come from? Like if I buy a house from some person, how can a group of people nearby dictate those things? Do they own the land or something? It's attached to the deed of the house. Never saw an HOA rulebook with rules about traps though, you're in the clear.
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Nov 1, 2016 17:29
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Edgar posted:Someone must of died in my HOA since I stopped getting letters about my lawn. What makes me mad is there is a school bus stop next to my house. Kids leaving their garbage and bookbags on my lawn. I have some kid's bookbag in my garage, with his homework and text books. Hasn't asked for it back yet . They don't ask for their stuff back if you kill them.
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Nov 1, 2016 17:30
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put landmines in your yard they cant prove you installed them
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Nov 1, 2016 17:46
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yall im not trying to kill these kids i am being very up front about them, sure maybe a little injury or so but nothing that they wont build character from!
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Nov 1, 2016 17:48
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:But where does the authority come from? Like if I buy a house from some person, how can a group of people nearby dictate those things? Do they own the land or something? When you buy or sell the house, part of the HOA contract is that the new person join the HOA. Basically they're like vampires once you let them in they own you.
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Nov 1, 2016 17:52
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NLF_and_PAVN_battle_tactics "Do not be embarrassed by your failures" -Richard Branson quote:NLF and PAVN battle tactics comprised a flexible mix of guerrilla and conventional warfare battle tactics used by the Main Force of the People's Liberation Armed Forces (known as the National Liberation Front or Viet Cong in the West) and the NVA (People's Army-Vietnam) to defeat their American and South Vietnamese (GVN/ARVN) opponents during the Vietnam War.
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Nov 1, 2016 17:56
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calm.jpg
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Nov 1, 2016 18:15
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Putting beartraps on your lawn will allow you to deal with those perky children easily. If you don't want to kill them, just use the toothless ones and it will only seriously injure their legs.
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Nov 1, 2016 18:25
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A well camouflaged pit will satisfy the HOA and serve your needs.
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Nov 1, 2016 18:58
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Just set your entire lawn on fire. That will end all the problems.
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Nov 1, 2016 19:07
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Just put all the razor wire in a room in the attic like in Suspiria.
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Nov 1, 2016 19:13
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I've discovered the lanscaping wonder that is Cactus. That, or Spiny Acacia. Simply wonderful plants to decorate any well-trod palthways.
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Nov 1, 2016 19:27
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Is there a place I can buy like a REALLY big Venus fly trap?
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Home sweet home 
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Nov 1, 2016 19:28
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Is there a place I can buy like a REALLY big Venus fly trap? The Little Shop of Horrors.  ? 
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Toadvine posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/NLF_and_PAVN_battle_tactics im reading this
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Nov 1, 2016 19:46
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into eternity is cool
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paul_soccer10 posted:im reading this I'm playing battlefield 1
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Smash it Smash hit posted:now what about fake trees that collapse when kids try to climb them? a better design would be a fake tree that collapses, that is actually a catapult in disguise, so it springs back up and the little bitch loser kid gets launched back into his soccer mom's mini van
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Rah! posted:a better design would be a fake tree that collapses, that is actually a catapult in disguise, so it springs back up and the little bitch loser kid gets launched back into his soccer mom's mini van *begins nodding sagely*
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