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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

It takes real wealth to buy schizophrenia.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:13

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:29

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

china bot posted:

I made 695k last year, i'm the profit, here to teach you bout the worm

How many US dollars is that per retard ejaculation?

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:20

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ZearothK posted:

Because they don't contribute as much to society as sales representatives, obviously.

Nothing happens in this world without someone selling another person. Nothing. You are kidding yourself if you think otherwise.

Sales is society. Sales is what moves the world.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:34

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Snatch Duster posted:

I made $395k last year. Profit. After taxes, in my pocket. How much you make?

Let me tell you something I learned a long time ago. There is no amount of poverty that can help someone you care about. Poverty is disempowerment. Money empowers you. Ethics guides you.

If you want to make ~$30k a year, that's your dream, then so be it. To me that is Hell, and I refuse to live in it.

Cuz baby, do you know what that's worth? In Heaven love comes first and we'll make Heaven a place on Earth.

do they profit share at the casino or something

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:41

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Snatch Duster posted:

I made $395k last year. Profit. After taxes, in my pocket. How much you make?

Let me tell you something I learned a long time ago. There is no amount of poverty that can help someone you care about. Poverty is disempowerment. Money empowers you. Ethics guides you.

If you want to make ~$30k a year, that's your dream, then so be it. To me that is Hell, and I refuse to live in it.

Cuz baby, do you know what that's worth? In Heaven love comes first and we'll make Heaven a place on Earth.

you made all that looting wagons??

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:42

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I made $78k last year from my tribe's casino. That is separate from $395k.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:44

a whole buncha crows: May 8, 2003; WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

shiiit

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:45

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

we are the Funyuns posted:

How many US dollars is that per retard ejaculation?

you buggin if you think i charge for that :cmon:

# ? Nov 1, 2016 19:51

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Snatch Duster posted:

Nothing happens in this world without someone selling another person.

Ah! Human trafficking, now we see his angle.

I was thinking he was selling an actual product called Snatch Duster (tm)

Y'all'd better straighten up before Facebook Aunt has to come in here and get this thread back on track.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:01

Rev. Melchisedech Howler: Sep 5, 2006; You know. Leather.

Since using Snatch Dust�, my sexual performance has decreased by 50% and my significant other has died.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:24

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:34

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

eh prolly would

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:36

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

facebook.png! *posts screenshots of last two pages of thread*

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:36

med school head: Apr 17, 2012

Moridin920 posted:

eh prolly would

she looks like fun

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:40

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Nov 1, 2016 20:44

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Anderron Shi posted:

hey man if you met Mario Lopez you'd probably post about it too :colbert:

# ? Nov 1, 2016 21:02

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

Anderron Shi, who are these people

# ? Nov 1, 2016 21:10

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Anderron Shi posted:

Hahaha 200 of those likes are dudes who are like Mordin... Trying to get their gently caress on.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 21:57

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Snatch Duster posted:

I mean sales, not retail. Retail is lowest of the low role that can be called sales. loving lol that you think retail sales is remotely in the same ballpark as enterprise SaaS sales, stocks, real-estate, credit repair, etc.

I'm talking about sales jobs that you can make real money at, where $15 per hour is crap and if you live off it, you feel ashamed.

Full Commission is also the only way to make great money. Its soulcrushing because many companies that have 100% commission are selling a poo poo product, which drains your loving soul to sell. If you work for a company that has a good product, that people should buy, and its 100% commission loving goddamn its loving amazing.

Everyone has anxiety disorders now. Can't work sales with social anxiety.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:15

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:24

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

Snatch Duster posted:

I made $395k last year. Profit. After taxes, in my pocket. How much you make?

Let me tell you something I learned a long time ago. There is no amount of poverty that can help someone you care about. Poverty is disempowerment. Money empowers you. Ethics guides you.

If you want to make ~$30k a year, that's your dream, then so be it. To me that is Hell, and I refuse to live in it.

Cuz baby, do you know what that's worth? In Heaven love comes first and we'll make Heaven a place on Earth.

is this like a cut monologue from wolf of wall street or what. I read it in the voice and everything

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:24

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:26

Diesel Fucker: Aug 14, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Anderron Shi posted:

Yer maws doonstairs. An she's covered in daddy longlegs and they're bitin' her... And y'knoo how yeh said she was agoraphobic? Well they're making her goo ootside, lookin' the way she does.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:31

ZearothK: Aug 25, 2008; I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Snatch Duster posted:

Nothing happens in this world without someone selling another person. Nothing. You are kidding yourself if you think otherwise.

Sales is society. Sales is what moves the world.

I am with you, man, society would just go along if we just got rid of all nurses, cooks, street-sweepers, teachers and other low wage earners, because they're scum that deserve to wallow in misery. Now, if we all woke up and there were no sales representatives anymore it would be hell on earth in ten seconds flat.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:32

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

AWW WASSA A MATTER THREAD

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:38

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Anderron Shi posted:

take those drat shoes off.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:40

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

kazr posted:

Solid course correction for the thread, guy never disappoints

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:40

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Solid course correction for the thread, guy never disappoints

mods please change thread name to DA SHARE ZONE tia

# ? Nov 1, 2016 22:52

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

kazr posted:

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:20

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I was at a talk at a hotel convention center near the airport and the guy talking said the only thing stopping you from making six figures is you.

and he was pointing at me

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:22

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

then he pulled out these knives and showed how sharp they were by cutting a shoe and then some energy drinks and health pills and told me he makes $495k after tax and no one asked he just told us

then he said anything can be sold

he asked if i would buy a pen

i said ok

how did he know i would buy it

just incredible

and that mans name was Kris Angel

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:24

Snatch Duster: Feb 20, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

ZearothK posted:

I am with you, man, society would just go along if we just got rid of all nurses, cooks, street-sweepers, teachers and other low wage earners, because they're scum that deserve to wallow in misery. Now, if we all woke up and there were no sales representatives anymore it would be hell on earth in ten seconds flat.

There are two types of people in this world. People who believe life happens to them and the people that create their own life.

You just listed the creatures of circumstance. The people without CONTROL of their own lives. They all have bullshit stories about why they're where they are in life.

Salesmen. True salesmen. Create their own lives.

If you are tired of scrapping by or feeling incapable of controlling your own destiny, then pick up the loving phone and sell.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:24

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

There are two types of people in this world. People who believe life happens to them and the people that create their own life.

You just listed the creatures of circumstance. The people without CONTROL of their own lives. They all have bullshit stories about why they're where they are in life.

Salesmen. True salesmen. Create their own lives.

If you are tired of scrapping by or feeling incapable of controlling your own destiny, then pick up the loving phone and sell.

I remember this monologue from Death of a Salesman.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:30

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

Snatch Duster posted:

There are two types of people in this world. People who believe life happens to them and the people that create their own life.

You just listed the creatures of circumstance. The people without CONTROL of their own lives. They all have bullshit stories about why they're where they are in life.

Salesmen. True salesmen. Create their own lives.

If you are tired of scrapping by or feeling incapable of controlling your own destiny, then pick up the loving phone and sell.

I wish I was a better salesman so I could sell you the ability to never post again

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:30

ZearothK: Aug 25, 2008; I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Snatch Duster posted:

There are two types of people in this world. People who believe life happens to them and the people that create their own life.

You just listed the creatures of circumstance. The people without CONTROL of their own lives. They all have bullshit stories about why they're where they are in life.

Salesmen. True salesmen. Create their own lives.

If you are tired of scrapping by or feeling incapable of controlling your own destiny, then pick up the loving phone and sell.

Nice meltdown. If you had control of your life you wouldn't need to look down on the people who make your life possible, loser.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:33

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

This is the most aggressive AdvoCare pitch I've heard in weeks.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:35

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

im also looking at all of your ties with disdain

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:58

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Solid course correction for the thread, guy never disappoints

Seriously. DMFSZ is so consistently great that it's a bit disconcerting.

# ? Nov 1, 2016 23:59

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

ZearothK posted:

Nice meltdown. If you had control of your life you wouldn't need to look down on the people who make your life possible, loser.

haha jokes on you if he had control of his life he wouldn't be working a sales job

# ? Nov 2, 2016 00:15

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# ? May 15, 2024 11:29

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Kelp Me! posted:

mods please change thread name to DA SHARE ZONE tia

We are getting a lot more mileage out of DSZ, it's true. Only I wouldn't want to encourage more sharing from random posters who don't understand like Duster there.

Trig Discipline posted:

Seriously. DMFSZ is so consistently great that it's a bit disconcerting.

I'd have to guess its because he forgets, so no pressure.

Snatch Duster posted:

Salesmen. True salesmen. Create their own lives.

And their own grammar. I can't buy from someone who can't mind their punctuation.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 00:22

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