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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Tell him to watch out for crop dusters.

We've seen this movie before.



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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Anyone got an older smart phone we can mail to him?

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Rhyno posted:

Anyone got an older smart phone we can mail to him?

I can send him a smartphone and laptop once he gets somewhere he can get a package I have told him this

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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everdave posted:

I can send him a smartphone and laptop once he gets somewhere he can get a package I have told him this

Awesome, I will throw money at that for shipping expenses if you need.

Panaflex
Sep 28, 2001

I'm going to call the plot twist to this whole tale already. 14 completes the work on Sims's truck and makes it to Florida where a non running BiTurbo appears. 14 gets it running drives non stop from the east coast back to the PNW in it. The ACVW Fastback that Sims found in the field is the Macguffin of the plot where 14 decides whether to go back to the beginning or press on and abandon the past forever. Requiem Jeep ends in the Smithsonian for some reason or with Kastein for the sequel or spinoff television show. Credits roll..

Panaflex fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Nov 2, 2016

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011

everdave posted:

I can send him a smartphone and laptop once he gets somewhere he can get a package I have told him this

I've also got a T series Thinkpad I can contribute to the cause.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

ExplodingSims posted:

Sounds like he's doing alright. The van we took up here seemed like it got slightly worse milage than he's getting.

Of course, we drove it pretty much nonstop for 26 hours sooo...

14" update: Should be entering SD soon, about 4 hours away from Valentine now.

According to this, he should be about an hour out.

Did anyone ever get the address/rendezvous point info to Dave?

BTW, Everdave and angryrobots are the unsung heroes of the last few pages. You guys are our Houston.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

the spyder posted:

I've also got a T series Thinkpad I can contribute to the cause.

If you want to work out sending it to me first I can max the ram, and get a new battery and inverter to send with it. Otherwise I'm gonna order a screen to fix a busted old Dell D630

Panaflex
Sep 28, 2001

I think the WXGA+ panels for the D620 will go into a 630. I have a NIB one from Dell I'd donate.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Panaflex posted:

I think the WXGA+ panels for the D620 will go into a 630. I have a NIB one from Dell I'd donate.

They will if you want to send it PM me. Though there are so many screws compared to a new laptop ha

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 231 days!)

..and now he has a serial port to do basic OBDII with the world. He'll end up traveling the land and helping people spend $10, rather than $1000 on their cars.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

14 INCH posted:

wasta base rd exit 98

yeah i got off the road to establish location and direction



14 INCH posted:

found a no poo poo harrier parked at a gas station though

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

West SAAB Story posted:

..and now he has a serial port to do basic OBDII with the world. He'll end up traveling the land and helping people spend $10, rather than $1000 on their cars.

Whatever we send I will spring for a new inverter if he doesn't have one because it sounds like his plan is to live out of the Jeep while at truck site

Quinntan
Sep 11, 2013

That's a Skyhawk. Little carrier-borne attack jet from the 1950s that's still being used today.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Google maps for Wasta, SD

Sure enough, there's a harrier on display at the Mobile station.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Still trying to get together turn by turn directly to the truck/Sims.

The address 14" was forwarded does not come up in Google maps, not even the road. Have been trying to cross reference with little success, but I think the road was recently re-named.

Sims doesn't have pm's...I don't want to post up someone's private address but the jeep is actively trying to die and Dave needs to know where to go.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 231 days!)

He's now out of any state I have friends and relatives in, so :shrug: godspeed you crazy bastard!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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Someone highlight his path on a map so we can get some perspective.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Does anyone have a number for Sims Jesus come on so close.

also 14 just sent me a pic of seafoam and Lucas oil stabilizer tried to post but it was breaking the layout

everdave fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Nov 2, 2016

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


I'll text Dave again, but I gave hime. Coordinates for the location earlier as well.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 231 days!)

use [ timg ] tags or add a l/m before the .jpg if on imgur.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Rhyno posted:

Someone highlight his path on a map so we can get some perspective.

He is currently in Kadoka SD getting fuel, and will travel east on 90 to exit 192 in Murdo, then HWY 83 S straight to Valentine.

The exact location of the truck (or wherever he's supposed to go) in Valentine is the problem.

ExplodingSims posted:

I'll text Dave again, but I gave hime. Coordinates for the location earlier as well.
Can you send me the coordinates? I don't know what he did with them.

I can pull up turn by turn, screen shot and send to him.

-coordinates received-

angryrobots fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Nov 2, 2016

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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angryrobots posted:

He is currently in Kadoka SD getting fuel, and will travel east on 90 to exit 192 in Murdo, then HWY 83 S straight to Valentine.

The exact location of the truck (or wherever he's supposed to go) in Valentine is the problem.

Does ES have a flare gun?

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Seafoam's workin.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005







14 INCH posted:

fuelling in kadoke definitely misfiring regularly

yes down 2 qts since the jet

oil pressure down 20psi from usual

rear end TO rear end

ASSSSS TO AYYYASSSSSS

GentlemanofLeisure
Aug 27, 2008

Rhyno posted:

Someone highlight his path on a map so we can get some perspective.
Here is what he has traveled so far: Google Maps

Here is what he has left: Google Maps

Locations approximate, I believe from trying to follow this thread that those are the routes he has taken thus far.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Dave as a once-pro, now-weird mechanic should know Seafoam isn't gonna fix a bitch that runs too rich. I hope he poured it in the tank and unstuck an injector.

Those things have PCV? I feel like at this point the right answer would be to just remove the valve altogether and run a breather if he can.

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 231 days!)

Why the gently caress is he wasting money on seafoam? It's not going to fix the BERRRRN. He's smarter than his Firestone training, dammit.


E: o hai SSS

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Seafoam to loosen up some of the schmoo in the cylinders may not have been the worst idea given how much oil that turd is sucking down. Also, the miss is quite possibly a fouled plug from the poo poo tons of carbon buildup due to the burnt oil.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

Coordinates received, turn by turn and screen shot map(s) forwarded to 14".

....I don't know about the seafoam either. No explanation with the picture so I'm giving benefit of the doubt on that right now.

Just received:

14 INCH posted:

mistook ditch for driveway caught air landed flat jeep unharmed in murdo

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 231 days!)

14 inch dicked posted:

mistook ditch for driveway caught air landed flat jeep unharmed in murdo

Should not have stopped for shooters in Billings. Godspeed you crazy bastard.

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern

Cop Porn Popper posted:

Also, the miss is quite possibly a fouled plug from the poo poo tons of carbon buildup due to the burnt oil.

spark plug checks should be as regular as fill ups by this point.

Panaflex
Sep 28, 2001

MrKatharsis posted:

spark plug checks should be as regular as fill ups by this point.

77 miles to Valentine. He can do this.. or he's at least within rescuing distance.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



MrKatharsis posted:

spark plug checks should be as regular as fill ups by this point.

Back in high school one of my friends used to ride his enduro bike around the irrigation roads before we got our driver's licenses... he had to carry a little brush and a couple spare plugs at all times because it would foul a plug pretty much every time he started it. He'd just unscrew it and scrub it a bit, then be on his way.

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004
I cant imagine being able to do spark-plugs very easily on a hot 4.0l

edit; actually doesnt seem that bad now that i think about how the intake/exhaust are setup.

stone soup fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Nov 2, 2016

clam ache
Sep 6, 2009

Wally Joyner posted:

I cant imagine being able to do spark-plugs very easily on a hot 4.0l

edit; actually doesnt seem that bad now that i think about how the intake/exhaust are setup.

Jeep plugs on a 4.0 are ridiculously easy. There out in the open and can be reached with just a 5/8 and a ratchet. Dunno which jeep touched you in an inappropriate way but i cant think of a hard one other then the 5.9 Grand Cherokees. Or the 3.7 which has coil that rust themselves in place.....

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Panaflex posted:

77 miles to Valentine. He can do this.. or he's at least within rescuing distance.

:f5:

Come on...

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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I'm not going to bed until he gets there.

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Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Wife's watching the Series and I'm just sitting here jamming refresh on the awful app.

Edit: 77 miles left at 10:00. Any idea what his average speed is now that he's out of MT?

Boaz MacPhereson fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Nov 2, 2016

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