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Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


quote:

“How do you convince a person who's been told for a century and a half that their alphabet is the greatest thing since sliced bread?”
But sliced bread is only a hundred years old???

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I'm sure that everyone will soon be falling over themselves to use this nonsensical and needlessly complicated typing system versus one with 26 letters that don't change depending on how hard you hit the key

Note: Even in Asia all programming is done in English using the Alphabet

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

LGD posted:

This is the thread for spectacularly stupid arguments about the coming Chinese century, right?

:ughh:

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

quote:

Typing English on a QWERTY computer keyboard, he says, “is about the most basic rudimentary way you can use a keyboard.” You press the “a” key and “a” appears on your screen. “It doesn't make use of a computer’s processing power and memory and the cheapening thereof.” Type “a” on a QWERTY keyboard hooked up to a Chinese computer, on the other hand, and the computer is off anticipating the next characters. Typing in Chinese requires mediation from a layer of software that is obvious to the user.

that's exactly why QWERTY needs to be replaced - it's just not complicated enough

wide stance
Jan 28, 2011

If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then he will do it that way.

Blistex posted:

North Korean propaganda really exaggerates some European features to make them look scarier. US soldiers are usually, tall, gaunt, have really dark sunken eyes, big noses, and mouths. They try and make them look as alien as possible compared to the Korean seen in propaganda posters that all look like chubby 4 year olds.


They're almost all in some biblical Armageddon type backdrop with flames everywhere.
http://sobadsogood.com/2016/01/30/heres-a-stack-of-anti-american-propaganda-from-north-korea/

I'd wager almost all the privileged North Korean children have viewed all of these in their museum.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
man i hadn't seen this one before



badass

BCR
Jan 23, 2011

Darkest Auer posted:

I don't know which Beijing you've been to, but the one I know doesn't look anything like a dystopian megacity. More like an average lovely farmer village scaled up 10000% with a few more supermarkets and I guess some brand name stores downtown. Which is why it's infinitely more pleasant than the oppressive hellscape that is Shanghai.



While Tokyo has the whole red flashing lights on towerblocks nailed down, Beijing has the whole pollution haze neon vibe going on.



Add the two together and its very 1980s Tech Noir feel

Possible soundtrack to it

BCR fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Nov 2, 2016

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




wide stance posted:

They're almost all in some biblical Armageddon type backdrop with flames everywhere.
http://sobadsogood.com/2016/01/30/heres-a-stack-of-anti-american-propaganda-from-north-korea/

I'd wager almost all the privileged North Korean children have viewed all of these in their museum.

This guy seems fine with with his situation. He doesn't even need to be tied up.

BCR
Jan 23, 2011



Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

Facebook Aunt posted:

This guy seems fine with with his situation. He doesn't even need to be tied up.



the outward burns are nothing compared to the flame of juche that will forever rage in his heart

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Facebook Aunt posted:

This guy seems fine with with his situation. He doesn't even need to be tied up.



big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

LGD posted:

This is the thread for spectacularly stupid arguments about the coming Chinese century, right?

i love the pissing contests over whose writing system is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfOBOgwnBCo

"Hangeul is the best alphabet in the world that all languages dream of"

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
lets be fair here, hangul does own

Khorne
May 1, 2002

big time bisexual posted:

"Hangeul is the best alphabet in the world that all languages dream of"
Hangul kinda owns. It's no worse than the english alphabet.

Hanja and its ilk are garbage though. "Let's adopt our own great alphabet that makes lots of sense. Better introduce over 1,800 chinese characters to gently caress everything up"

Khorne fucked around with this message at 05:38 on Nov 2, 2016

Fall Sick and Die
Nov 22, 2003
Hey Autismo, I want to get in contact with you but you don't have PMs, what's a white person to do?

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
the only good writing system is Egyptian hieroglyphics p

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Chinese may work on mobile things where you can write the character with your finger on a screen and the correct one will show up. Using a keyboard to write Chinese in China, HK, and Taiwan all have different systems that are so lovely. I've been professional Chinese secretaries take agonizingly long to type on keyboards and continually needing to delete, go back to the base radical and search for the right character.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Fall Sick and Die posted:

Hey Autismo, I want to get in contact with you but you don't have PMs, what's a white person to do?

either buy me plat or post ur wechat so i can add you i guess? a bunch of other china goons have my wechat so maybe message them on wechat if you use it

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

LGD posted:

This is the thread for spectacularly stupid arguments about the coming Chinese century, right?
I hate this guy so hard.

Fall Sick and Die
Nov 22, 2003

The Great Autismo! posted:

either buy me plat or post ur wechat so i can add you i guess? a bunch of other china goons have my wechat so maybe message them on wechat if you use it

edited

Fall Sick and Die fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 2, 2016

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
k i added u

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

Really "western medicine" should just be loving called "medicine."

There's a widely read book about an immigrant Hmong family in the US and their travails with medicine due to having a severely epileptic daughter. It's called The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down. The person who wrote it has an outro to it where she said she initially thought she was going to write a book about how western medicine had failed this immigrant family but by the end of it had to admit that the only functional years of the child's life were due to western medicine -- there's a quote where she's talking to a nurse about the problems western medicine has with intercultural understanding and communication and the nurse just flatly says to her "Western medicine saves lives."

Here's a joke from the medical community. "What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."

The actual term for evidence based logical medicine is allopathic medicine. People who want body plumbing to be more than it is sometimes use that term like a curse word but the people who believe in it see it as a positive term. People on the allopathic side refer to fantasy or hope based medical practices most broadly as "woo."

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Sheep-Goats posted:

The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down

If you want to get extremely angry then read this book, highly recommended

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Brannock posted:

If you want to get extremely angry then read this book, highly recommended

The best book to read about the way medicine actually is is House of God, it's the Kitchen Confidential for that industry. Spirit is okay, but I'd expect more people end up sad from reading it than angry.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
today four people came from Skyish Air, I guess it is a company that checks the air quality of our office?, and they presented us with a really nice, framed award that said our air quality met these high standards set by some level of something. My coworker accepted the award. They then went to each and every room and took the air quality, and took pictures of themselves taking the air quality, after giving us the award. Now one of their employees is smoking next to our receptionist and talking about signing up for something from their company.

the most China thing imaginable

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Great Autismo! posted:

the most China thing imaginable

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Khorne posted:

Hangul kinda owns. It's no worse than the english alphabet.

Hanja and its ilk are garbage though. "Let's adopt our own great alphabet that makes lots of sense. Better introduce over 1,800 chinese characters to gently caress everything up"

Hanja came first though? And hangul's popularity is relatively recent.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

LGD posted:

This is the thread for spectacularly stupid arguments about the coming Chinese century, right?



What am I reading here.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Dicky mouse posted:

where are you getting TMC in japan?

We have them all over in loving Arizona, I'd assume there are even more in places right next to China and suffering 1500 years of Chinese cultural imperialism.

Now yeberias, that's where you get the good stuff.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Blistex posted:

North Korean propaganda really exaggerates some European features to make them look scarier. US soldiers are usually, tall, gaunt, have really dark sunken eyes, big noses, and mouths. They try and make them look as alien as possible compared to the Korean seen in propaganda posters that all look like chubby 4 year olds.

Basically our Jewish stereotype* = their European stereotype

* well, if this were still the 1930's

e: I have an azerty keyboard so qwerty is still the envy of my world

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Nov 2, 2016

Khorne
May 1, 2002

Jeoh posted:

Hanja came first though? And hangul's popularity is relatively recent.
I'm aware. Imagine for a moment that we developed English 2.0. Would we just include all the words from the English 1.0 dictionary, largely using the old alphabet, just because it came first? Because that's hanja in a nutshell where I'm sitting.

I'm pretty happy it's largely shunned by the south korean population in 2016.

Khorne fucked around with this message at 10:27 on Nov 2, 2016

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Sheep-Goats posted:

There's a widely read book about an immigrant Hmong family in the US and their travails with medicine due to having a severely epileptic daughter. It's called The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down. The person who wrote it has an outro to it where she said she initially thought she was going to write a book about how western medicine had failed this immigrant family but by the end of it had to admit that the only functional years of the child's life were due to western medicine -- there's a quote where she's talking to a nurse about the problems western medicine has with intercultural understanding and communication and the nurse just flatly says to her "Western medicine saves lives."

Here's a joke from the medical community. "What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."

The actual term for evidence based logical medicine is allopathic medicine. People who want body plumbing to be more than it is sometimes use that term like a curse word but the people who believe in it see it as a positive term. People on the allopathic side refer to fantasy or hope based medical practices most broadly as "woo."

The problem with "Western" medicine is that it works too well. We keep people alive forcibly way past the expiration date.

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
When I used to teach and was doing a group project I would get them to type their names into the computer during class. If they did it in pinyin it would take about 5 minutes for 50 students, if they used characters it would take 30 minutes - 1 hour since they have to find the right character, realise that it isn't the correct character and that they can't spell their own name and repeat. I'd try to get them to use pinyin but if you have one kid use hanzi early on in the process everyone else will do it no matter how many times you tell them not to because that guy used characters so it means we should do it like that too.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


Uncle told me (via Chinese character typing) when I was going to Ocean Park to see the Red Cats and I thought he meant Red Pandas but he just meant regular pandas and got the character wrong.

But they're in the same area of Ocean Park so I saw them both anyway

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

:psyduck:

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!


actually thinking about it mods please change my name to Hung Mao

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
I don't know, on my phone I much prefer typing Chinese characters than English words. When you have the pinyin down, it's a real breeze.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
I learned everything I need to know about the Chinese building the railway in the US from Shanghai Noon. Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson were a sweet pair, I tell you hwhat.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Alot of the good peepee things that we discussed in this thread happening in one story:

http://www.ejinsight.com/20161102-wenzhou-tourists-arrested-in-australia-for-urinating-in-garden/

quote:

When approached by the police, the two tried to flee. The older man got into an argument with the police and resisted arrest, according to the press release.

Baton use up?

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Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax
http://imgur.com/gallery/Hvnvb

Imgur album about Vietnamese children being sold or abducted into China for some hillbilly garbage to marry because a local Chinese girl won't do it.

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