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Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
Hell,

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Mega64 posted:

Who's there?

Its me man let me in

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Isaac posted:

Knock knock

Come in

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Granos.

I'm calling the police.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Drunk Nerds posted:

Q: What's bright red and emits a high-pitched wail?

A: Shmorky with diaper rash

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
knock knock

who's there?

cuck

cuck who?

yes It's me cuckoo

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Aatrek.

Aatrek who?

I'm required by law to inform you I've moved into the neighborhood.

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month

Das Boo posted:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Aatrek.

Aatrek who?

I'm required by law to inform you I've moved into the neighborhood.

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Das Boo posted:

What do you call a Nice Guy goon?
Over, to bring you a printer.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Das Boo posted:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Aatrek.

Aatrek who?

I'm required by law to inform you I've moved into the neighborhood.

Lol

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
So anyway I got posted to this hidden Nazi refuge secretly run by the SS

hold on my lieutenant just went outside in a blizzard for some reason

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Who's there?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Das Boo posted:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Aatrek.

Aatrek who?

I'm required by law to inform you I've moved into the neighborhood.

hahhaa lmao

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Why did Landerig have his car towed?
It was stuck in chaotic neutral.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
why did the i'm gay cross the road?

to cuck gas the same

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Hi I'm Jon Pop and I've finally figured out I'm g*y

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

The only angry bird I know is me wife mate

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Forum software rewrite.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
franco

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

he said GBS specific jokes not GBS specific ghosts

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
very large functions.php

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

EVIL NOONER posted:

he said GBS specific jokes not GBS specific ghosts

i'm GBS specific ghost

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
knock knock on inside of bathroom door

whos there

tandy

tandy who

*white hands grab onto neck, last thing you see is giant smile*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
voted 5 good thread OP post more

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Isaac posted:

Its me man let me in

Dave's not here

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
It's, Dare, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

EVIL NOONER posted:

*phone rings*

Caller: Hi is your refrigerator running?

Doobie: Actually no! Can you please send a repair man over!

Caller: No

Doobie: ok thank you

This is a good joke.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Q: How many gbs goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Trick question: No goon has ever screwed anything

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Drunk Nerds posted:

Q: How many gbs goons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Trick question: No goon has ever screwed anything

acutally goons are pretty good at screwin the pooch


the pooch's name is buffy


it was morally inept












his depravity knew no limits

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

EVIL NOONER posted:

theres no user by that name currently, voted 1, :gas: thread ban op

What don't you appreciate classic humor

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

knock knock who's there

dunka

dunka who

dunk a dill pickle, reald--=-=-0

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Dad Gay. So What, Nooner and Jastiger walk into a gas chamber...

EVIL NOONER
Oct 8, 2016

by exmarx

Applewhite posted:

Dad Gay. So What, Nooner and Jastiger walk into a gas chamber...

and then you draw weird anthropomorphic porn of their corpses

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

EVIL NOONER posted:

and then you draw weird anthropomorphic porn of their corpses

Hey! This thread is for GBS specific jokes.

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