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Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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Ithle01
May 28, 2013
Please tell me there are more of these.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
That was amazing and brightened my day.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-37786103

This news story says that the statue was excavated from the Ostian baths, which got me wondering. I understand how derelict buildings get buried, but how does an amazing statue like this end up underground? Romes been inhabited continuously since the baths fell into disuse, why was the statue never taken by anyone?

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Here's a similar example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laoco%C3%B6n_and_His_Sons

It seems strange that, being considered such a high-quality piece back in the day, that it was left to rot inside the palace of Titus when it was abandonded.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It seems to me that the value given to pieces of art is subjective and can vary a lot depending on the time and place. It's possible nobody cared about Roman statues before the Renaissance, and since it couldn't easily be turned into construction material (since a bunch of ruins got destroyed for this reason), nobody bothered to take it.

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Kassad posted:

It seems to me that the value given to pieces of art is subjective and can vary a lot depending on the time and place. It's possible nobody cared about Roman statues before the Renaissance, and since it couldn't easily be turned into construction material (since a bunch of ruins got destroyed for this reason), nobody bothered to take it.

Personally I don't agree with this, because of how far the greco-roman style spread. E.g. the buddha statues in that style, and recently they were theorizing that the terracotta army was also greek influenced. What I draw from that is that this style of statuary has some kind of objective aethestic beauty that stretches across time and cultures. I can see how you might have more pressing concerns if you live in ghost town Rome though, still I find it unlikely that everyone was eking out a subsistence life considering that there was still a senate and pope of Rome after the city fell from grace.

Kopijeger
Feb 14, 2010
Except that Constantine the Great had a number of renowned pieces of art relocated to his new capital:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses_of_Saint_Mark
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athena_Promachos

You'd think something like that would happen to the best pieces from the old palaces, though perhaps changing tastes would have made it so that it was no longer considered a remarkable sculpture by the time it was abandoned.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

buckets of buckets posted:

some kind of objective aethestic beauty that stretches across time and cultures.
uh....

edit: the buddhist sculptures in the greek style are greek because the people who produced them were greco-indian

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

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HEY GAL posted:

edit: the buddhist sculptures in the greek style are greek because the people who produced them were greco-indian

Greco-Indian art was hugely influential though, all across Asia. The whole idea of representing Buddha as human instead of an abstraction was the Greek influence. There are temple guardian statues in Japan derived from Hercules and there weren't any Greeks over there.

I have no comment about objective aesthetics but Asian human statuary owes a ton to the Greeks. The Hellenic and later stuff, anyway.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.
It wouldn't take long for vegetation to take over some half torn down palace, at which point the ruins might well end up as the border markings of some guy's vineyard, and if this guy and his descendants weren't buds with an abbot or senator who's well into art, what should they do with their huge, broken, soiled statue? Flog it at the market?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Fromage posted:

Greco-Indian art was hugely influential though, all across Asia. The whole idea of representing Buddha as human instead of an abstraction was the Greek influence. There are temple guardian statues in Japan derived from Hercules and there weren't any Greeks over there.

I have no comment about objective aesthetics but Asian human statuary owes a ton to the Greeks. The Hellenic and later stuff, anyway.
i am aware of the huge impact of greco-indian art and that is not my point, my point is if we're gonna start making comments about "objective beauty" we're going to have to do a lot of philosophical heavy lifting to justify it

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

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HEY GAL posted:

i am aware of the huge impact of greco-indian art and that is not my point, my point is if we're gonna start making comments about "objective beauty" we're going to have to do a lot of philosophical heavy lifting to justify it

Yeah okay, I thought you were making two different points.

I don't think the idea is entirely absurd but it'd need a lot of support. I think it'd be hard to support anything more than veerry general ideas like an appreciation of symmetry.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah okay, I thought you were making two different points.
no prob

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HEY GAL posted:

i am aware of the huge impact of greco-indian art and that is not my point, my point is if we're gonna start making comments about "objective beauty" we're going to have to do a lot of philosophical heavy lifting to justify it

this is fair, I was leaning towards what GF is saying below, Greek proportion, symmetry and realism seem to be very appealing and not just to classics nerds like myself

Grand Fromage posted:

Yeah okay, I thought you were making two different points.

I don't think the idea is entirely absurd but it'd need a lot of support. I think it'd be hard to support anything more than veerry general ideas like an appreciation of symmetry.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Kopijeger posted:

Except that Constantine the Great had a number of renowned pieces of art relocated to his new capital:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses_of_Saint_Mark
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Athena_Promachos

You'd think something like that would happen to the best pieces from the old palaces, though perhaps changing tastes would have made it so that it was no longer considered a remarkable sculpture by the time it was abandoned.

It's not like one can just pocket a multi-ton statue and carry it home. These things are big and fragile and can't just be moved on a whim, not even today. There may have been plenty of Emperors and Kings who'd be happy to decorate their palaces with this piece, but either didn't know it was sitting unclaimed, had other spending priorities, or different tastes.

Also you maybe surprised just how fast the natural forces of erosion and deposition can work. If the bath was in a low relief area near a stream or river prone to frequent flooding, The bath could have become inaccessible in just a couple decades, before anyone with the wherewithal had time to move it.

Now imagine if it were a bronze statue. Don't know anyone who can pay a team with mules, oxen, engineers, etc to carefully move a big delicate rock potentially hundreds of kilometers? Well just lop it into pieces and haul em to the local metal trader.

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
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I don't know where else to ask this, but anyone know of good books on paleolithic human geneologies or early human migrations in general?

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
On the back of Rome chat the last few pages, Netflix has a new show out next week (Nov 11) called Roman Empire: Reign of Blood. Although there is basically zero information out about the show other than it was filmed in New Zealand, narrated by Sean Bean and is a 6 hour miniseries.

"This stylish mix of documentary and historical epic chronicles the reign of Commodus, the emperor whose rule marked the beginning of Rome's fall."

So who knows, it probably won't live upto Rome, no doubt, but it might be good? So, anybody have a brief history lesson on Commodus? Something a bit more substantial than Gladiator portrayed perhaps.

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Short version: We actually don't have that many sources on Commodus, and the sources we do have are contemporaries who were biased against him. He was probably a little nuts, but maybe not as crazy as he's portrayed in the sources and in popular culture today. His reign was actually very peaceful, and he was popular with the people and the army, but hated by political elites. A lot of his reign was spent putting down coups and conspiracies, which he may have opened himself up to because he was a pretty simple dude and relied heavily on advisers.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Short version: We actually don't have that many sources on Commodus, and the sources we do have are contemporaries who were biased against him. He was probably a little nuts, but maybe not as crazy as he's portrayed in the sources and in popular culture today. His reign was actually very peaceful, and he was popular with the people and the army, but hated by political elites. A lot of his reign was spent putting down coups and conspiracies, which he may have opened himself up to because he was a pretty simple dude and relied heavily on advisers.

This is sort of true, but the big takeaway from what we do know about him is that he wasn't especially personally active or competent in the administration of the empire. Like Claudius, he seems to have ruled through a succession of non-aristocratic favorites to whom our sources are more or less hostile. However Claudius at least made some effort to travel within the empire in order to keep up the appearance of being a strong active military leader as an emperor should be. Commodus didn't do this. He was made emperor on the Danube but after returning to Rome he stayed there and, so far as we know, didn't go on any campaigns for the remainder of his life. This allowed provincial military leaders to distinguish themselves on campaign, getting a reputation and loyal soldiers as well as riches, which set the stage for the free-for-all upon his death. As a result of his staying in Rome he was in constant contact with the political class, but his relationships with them seem to have been poorer than normal. He taxed them to a degree they felt was unjust while enjoying relatively strong support from the lower classes, and seems to have attempted to set up a cult of personality. Statuary frequently depicts him as Hercules and he is said to have participated in gladiatorial shows in this persona. There is some reason to believe he grew less sane towards the end of his life, but he almost certainly was not as bizarre in his behavior as, say, Caligula was reputed to be. The most obvious comparison in previous emperors is Nero. He had a good public image among the lower classes, which kept him in power for a time, and a poisonous relationship with the elite, which kept him in the history books as a villain, but what he didn't have was the ability or inclination to oversee the running of the empire or indeed his own household, and that's why he got murdered and why such a serious civil war broke out upon his death.

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



You mentioned Nero, but how do you think Commodus compares to Domitian?

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Elyv posted:

You mentioned Nero, but how do you think Commodus compares to Domitian?

Unfavorably. Domitian was nearly as old when he came to supreme power as Commodus was when he died and was a more mature and respectable figure. He also had a prolonged period of learning the ropes of empire under his father and brother, which Commodus, being a teenager at his accession, simply couldn't. Domitian actually served in the senate, which probably colored his later disdain for it, and unlike Commodus he was extremely active in public administration, provincial governance, and military campaigns. His behavior as emperor was in fact pretty similar to that of the Antonines, they were all industrious autocratic types who ruled from wherever they happened to be and spent only as much time in Rome as they needed to. That said, they were mostly better at it than Domitian was, as you can see from the fact that they didn't get stabbed to death. Domitian is a pretty pivotal figure because he was the first emperor to pretty much dismiss even the pretense of being primus inter pares and actually make it work, he considered himself dominus over his slaves and everyone was his slaves. Which was tactless way of framing the situation, to say the least. Domitian was by all accounts not a likable individual and while he doesn't seem to have had the loopy/megalomaniacal streak of guys like Caligula/Nero/Commodus, he sure didn't make many friends and had a strong totalitarian bent, complete with purges of the elite and cult of personality. He wasn't a great emperor but I don't get the vibe of utter incompetence from him that I get from Commodus.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


Grand Fromage posted:

There are temple guardian statues in Japan derived from Hercules

Uh are you absolutely sure of that? Can you elaborate?

ughhhh
Oct 17, 2012

Baron Porkface posted:

Uh are you absolutely sure of that? Can you elaborate?



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greco-Buddhist_art

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

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Baron Porkface posted:

Uh are you absolutely sure of that? Can you elaborate?

I'm not an art historian but: many Buddhist temples in Japan have protector statues called Nio. These are the Japanese versions of Vajrapani, a Buddhist protector deity. In the Greco-Buddhist art the Nio were based on, the depictions of Vajrapani were derived from the standard images of Herakles. Here's a side by side comparison from GIS.

I read a much more finely detailed argument about specific parts of the imagery and whatnot in college but I have no idea what book it was in so I cannot properly cite my sources.

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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Grand Fromage posted:

I'm not an art historian but: many Buddhist temples in Japan have protector statues called Nio. These are the Japanese versions of Vajrapani, a Buddhist protector deity. In the Greco-Buddhist art the Nio were based on, the depictions of Vajrapani were derived from the standard images of Herakles. Here's a side by side comparison from GIS.

I read a much more finely detailed argument about specific parts of the imagery and whatnot in college but I have no idea what book it was in so I cannot properly cite my sources.



Edit: Nevermind its answered in your first post. I can search my college data base for a citation if it helps.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Anyone have any ancient popular histories to recommend? I would rather not reread ol' John Julius Norwich, no matter how much I enjoy his books.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Baron Porkface posted:

Uh are you absolutely sure of that? Can you elaborate?

The current theory I'm familiar with is that Alexander brought Greek culture to Central Asia, from which itinerant artisans spread Greek sculpting techniques to the Far East.

Emperor Qin's terracotta army, for example, represents a huge shift in Chinese art in a very short time period - such that it almost certainly didn't happen internally. Not so coincidentally, it happened about 100 years after Alexander.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
What is the most important archaeological find related to Ancient Rome that has happened in the past 50 years?

Any interesting stories of lost ancient texts known to exist (because of references in other works) being recovered?

Sorry if these have already been answered somewhere, but it's a loving enormous thread and I'm like 12 pages into it.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Rollersnake posted:

What is the most important archaeological find related to Ancient Rome that has happened in the past 50 years?

Any interesting stories of lost ancient texts known to exist (because of references in other works) being recovered?

Sorry if these have already been answered somewhere, but it's a loving enormous thread and I'm like 12 pages into it.

I've always heard the Vindolanda Tablets held up as a really big loving deal, and they were recovered in the early 70s.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vindolanda_tablets

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Not really Roman, but the recovered stuff from Archimedes is fairly recent.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
I just found out that we had Caligula's actual wooden ships, enormous, but they were destroyed in WWII.
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/caligula-nemi-ships-1932/

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

drunkill posted:

On the back of Rome chat the last few pages, Netflix has a new show out next week (Nov 11) called Roman Empire: Reign of Blood. Although there is basically zero information out about the show other than it was filmed in New Zealand, narrated by Sean Bean and is a 6 hour miniseries.

"This stylish mix of documentary and historical epic chronicles the reign of Commodus, the emperor whose rule marked the beginning of Rome's fall."

So who knows, it probably won't live upto Rome, no doubt, but it might be good? So, anybody have a brief history lesson on Commodus? Something a bit more substantial than Gladiator portrayed perhaps.

What kind of show kills off its narrator?

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Doctor Malaver posted:

I just found out that we had Caligula's actual wooden ships, enormous, but they were destroyed in WWII.
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/caligula-nemi-ships-1932/

There is a ton of super cool poo poo we had and probably had that got bombed to poo poo in WW2. One of the reasons we were able to decipher the Mayan Glyphs is cause some soldier dude rushed into a library that was being bombed and nabbed some papers which he later used to essentially translate it.

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Doctor Malaver posted:

I just found out that we had Caligula's actual wooden ships, enormous, but they were destroyed in WWII.
http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/caligula-nemi-ships-1932/

quote:

Some contend that Caligula built the barges to show the rulers of Syracuse, Sicily, and the Ptolemaic rulers in Egypt that Rome could match any luxurious pleasure barges that they built. 

Quality journalism here.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
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Kuiperdolin posted:

Quality journalism here.

Who are the "Some" who contend that Caligula built these ships to impress nonexistent Egyptian and Syracusan rulers?

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Caligula was pretty self impressed

Elyv
Jun 14, 2013



I was hoping it would be the seashell fleet

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Patter Song posted:

Who are the "Some" who contend that Caligula built these ships to impress nonexistent Egyptian and Syracusan rulers?

Weasels, every single one.

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Because the best way to impress the leaders of Egypt and Syracuse is to build two ships on a lake far away from Syracuse and Egypt.

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