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Oleyo
Mar 28, 2016

"I honestly hate the Alpha.... yet I love the game..."


I ... hate the Alpha (the only part of SC that is shown to exist)... yet I love 'the game'.


:stare:

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Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

spacetoaster posted:

Star Citizen body suits on sale yet?

Goons stand ready;

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
The same reason people play the lottery.

Yea its wasteful and throwing money down the drain.


but ~~~dreamz~~~~

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

One Ton Crock posted:

Yo, I'm gonna let you finish but real quick

Lurk, way, way, way more or don't use a throwaway.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
Anyone from the early threads can tell you that half these posts talking poo poo about Star Citizen from now would have been met with a lot of dream pushback.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Dante80 posted:



I mean, think about it.

Pay me 4,000UEC and I'll take off my space shirt. Slowly. Yes, like this, there it goes. My space pants will drop for 5,000UEC. Thank you kindly. Oh, no, my space pants seem to have fallen down. Let me just... bend over and look for them. 10,000UEC and I'll crawl around your bunk looking for my pants - 20,000UEC to do it wearing these bunny ears from the hat store. Why, yes, I do accept cash. Thank you muchly. Let me just slip these on. There, I'm a naked bunny-eared space man down on the floor. Now hit me! Yes! Call me Derek! Do it! Hit me! HIT ME!

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

What the hell is this website I found?

https://scamcitizen.com/

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

This post is great. It starts off by admitting that nobody gives a poo poo about the ideas subforum anymore so he'd rather post it where people will notice (and thus give the mods an excuse to shove it back where it belongs). He then goes to bitch about something that absolutely nobody in their right mind should give a poo poo about for reasons that he emphasizes in this own words. By the end he basically abandons everything, hoping someone else will be inspired for a topic that he couldn't even care about long enough to finish one post.

Even more great are some of the answers there.

Slowly please


I press this against...wha


Not a joke.


thousands upon thousands


Ofc


You cannot get in yo!

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Nov 2, 2016

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

MilesK posted:

What the hell is this website I found?

https://scamcitizen.com/

You were not supposed to see this.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Agreed.

But serious question. What do you think of no SM this year? I know you were expecting it already per your previous posts. will it affect your thoughts on the project or is it all good in the hood?

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Dante80 posted:

You were not supposed to see this.

I collected 5 HYPE in No Star Man's Citizen. In celebration, I reset to the start of a new game.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BoredGamerUK/status/793864148656463872

https://twitter.com/TheBristolBoy88/status/793847264783589376

https://twitter.com/1Scias1/status/793829145805553664

https://twitter.com/MzHartz/status/793822289217323009

:gary:

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TheLightPurges posted:

Agreed.

But serious question. What do you think of no SM this year? I know you were expecting it already per your previous posts. will it affect your thoughts on the project or is it all good in the hood?

I mean, we still have 2 months left, but I have it on good authority that we'll see it this year.

To answer your question: I'm not certain how I'll feel if it doesn't drop this year. I'll let you know if that time comes.



edit: DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART
.............. where's the ELE boo?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Apparently BoredGamerUK decided at some point to block me. Huh.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Apparently BoredGamerUK decided at some point to block me. Huh.

That'll shut you up.

ManofManyAliases posted:

I mean, we still have 2 months left, but I have it on good authority that we'll see it this year.

Looking forward to it.

ManofManyAliases posted:

edit: DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART
.............. where's the ELE boo?

Are you worried about his deadlines slipping?

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

I mean, we still have 2 months left, but I have it on good authority that we'll see it this year.

To answer your question: I'm not certain how I'll feel if it doesn't drop this year. I'll let you know if that time comes.

I'm sure it will, Chris said so, 3.0 as well, probably just after the big sale in November and before the big sale over Christmas.

No problem at all, the rumours of everything being terrible, 3.0 not actually existing and a complete inability to make any kind of FPS game in the cryengine are just that. Rumours.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



ManofManyAliases posted:

I mean, we still have 2 months left, but I have it on good authority that we'll see it this year.

To answer your question: I'm not certain how I'll feel if it doesn't drop this year. I'll let you know if that time comes.



edit: DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART
.............. where's the ELE boo?

Two weeks, duh

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

ManofManyAliases posted:

I mean, we still have 2 months left, but I have it on good authority that we'll see it this year.

To answer your question: I'm not certain how I'll feel if it doesn't drop this year. I'll let you know if that time comes.



edit: DEREK SMART DEREK SMART DEREK SMART
.............. where's the ELE boo?

I'd love to hear about some other inside takes. Do yours know about Agent/8ace and disagree or are they at another part of the company and see different stuff?

You have an empty receptacle in me in which to drop your load. Use me.

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

TheLightPurges posted:

But serious question. What do you think of no SM this year? I know you were expecting it already per your previous posts. will it affect your thoughts on the project or is it all good in the hood?

Interesting line in the sand here. Toast has it on 'good authority' that SM will be in for the end of the year, while TheAgent doesn't believe it will be.

:popcorn:

edit: vvv I like this post. Just thought you should know, friend.

notoriousman
Nov 18, 2007

I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT
The man I gave thousands of dollars to sight unseen for the promise of a product? I mean, yeah, he's run into a few delays here and there, missed some deadlines...but I'd say with his track record he's earned a bit of leniency.

Now, as for this crazy man who owes absolutely nothing to me and spends most of his day ranting on Twitter, hmm... *taps watch* tick-tock...

notoriousman
Nov 18, 2007

I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT
Got a hot take, fresh from my anonymous sources that Derp Schmingle is a big, fat phony. Make of it as you will, I'd say this news comes on good authority.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Hav posted:

That'll shut you up.


Looking forward to it.


Are you worried about his deadlines slipping?

You mean, just now slipping?

:allears:

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TheLightPurges posted:

I'd love to hear about some other inside takes. Do yours know about Agent/8ace and disagree or are they at another part of the company and see different stuff?

You have an empty receptacle in me in which to drop your load. Use me.

No, but I do know that Agent and EightAce are just joshin' around here. I mean, everyone deserves a good laugh, right?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

You mean, just now slipping?

:allears:

Maybe Star Marine is the ELE so you'll be really happy when both arrive at once.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Are you worried about his toupee slipping?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

D_Smart posted:

In other news, I've been temp banned (7 days) on FD again. :D

It happened a short while ago because I was explicit in something that I copied and posted in response to this post.



I broke the rules by doing so; because I didn't check first. :stonk:

And they had every reason to temp-ban me. Rules are rules. And even though us Goons control those forums, once in awhile they have to set an example, in order to keep up appearances you see.

But amma still call Braben though.

...and the timer has expired. This is what that was about.

:smuggo:

ZekeNY
Jun 13, 2013

Probably AFK

D_Smart posted:

...and the timer has expired. This is what that was about.

:smuggo:

:golfclap: Well played

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

ManofManyAliases posted:

No, but I do know that Agent and EightAce are just joshin' around here. I mean, everyone deserves a good laugh, right?

How do you know? They've been dead on with a ton of poo poo bro.

TheLightPurges fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Nov 2, 2016

crisp roberts
Oct 13, 2016
i knew it and predicted that in my July blog.

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TheLightPurges posted:

How do you know? They've been dead on with a ton of poo poo bro.

They have had lucky, educated guesses based on the mounds of poo poo posted on forums, RSI, reddit and more.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

ManofManyAliases posted:

They have had lucky, educated guesses based on the mounds of poo poo posted on forums, RSI, reddit and more.
As far as workplace personalities and stuff I agree. I've faked it myself in this very thread its pretty easy.


But there was a lot of really specific stuff. Like 2.7 being made into 3.0 a month before gamescom.

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

This post is great. It starts off by admitting that nobody gives a poo poo about the ideas subforum anymore so he'd rather post it where people will notice (and thus give the mods an excuse to shove it back where it belongs). He then goes to bitch about something that absolutely nobody in their right mind should give a poo poo about for reasons that he emphasizes in this own words. By the end he basically abandons everything, hoping someone else will be inspired for a topic that he couldn't even care about long enough to finish one post.

He must be so busy playing all the hundreds of hours of content available! Who has time to post elaborate dream porn on the forums???

Streetroller
Jun 11, 2016

Mr Fronts posted:

Pay me 4,000UEC and I'll take off my space shirt. Slowly. Yes, like this, there it goes. My space pants will drop for 5,000UEC. Thank you kindly. Oh, no, my space pants seem to have fallen down. Let me just... bend over and look for them. 10,000UEC and I'll crawl around your bunk looking for my pants - 20,000UEC to do it wearing these bunny ears from the hat store. Why, yes, I do accept cash. Thank you muchly. Let me just slip these on. There, I'm a naked bunny-eared space man down on the floor. Now hit me! Yes! Call me Derek! Do it! Hit me! HIT ME!

Ahhh.. It makes perfect sense now why there are only male models in this game...

... This game...

Lol...
(Slithers back into the wall)

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

ManofManyAliases posted:

They have had lucky, educated guesses based on the mounds of poo poo posted on forums, RSI, reddit and more.

Open Development triumphs again!

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

D_Smart posted:

...and the timer has expired. This is what that was about.

:smuggo:

:toot:

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

EightAce and TheAgent are really just Shitizen who care more about making Derek look silly than ruining CIG with nasty rumors. That some were true was just an accident.

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Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

Streetroller posted:

Ahhh.. It makes perfect sense now why there are only male models in this game...

... This game...

Lol...
(Slithers back into the wall)

Welcome back! What did your spend your refund on?

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