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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I made 895k bitcoins last year, blockchain, no fiat in my pocket, how much do you mine?

# ? Nov 2, 2016 00:26

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# ? May 16, 2024 13:13

Snow Cone Capone: Jul 31, 2003

wait is DA SHARE ZONE a thing outside of that image because link pls

it took me a second to figure out that DMFSZ is probably Da Mother Fucken Share Zone but it led me to this incredible pro-click: http://www.meaningfor.com/what-does-stand-for/dmfsz :

quote:

Astrological Analysis for DMFSZ Definition
The acronym DMFSZ has a life path number 5. Adventure and a strong desire are written all over life path number five. An individual who has a hard time standing still.

Always in movement while loving new encounters more than high social standing. Craving to experience life and all it's facets, relish it and continually manage new circumstances. This combined with your incredible vitality and eagerness effectively shines the spotlight on yourself in group gatherings. There is a solid inclination for unplanned adventures or activities. Be that as it may this type of behavior brings about high highs and low lows.

Yelling for euphoria or kicking the bucket of distress is a ordinary sight. Yet your fundamental confidence and positive attitude makes you a high quality person regardless of troubles.

It's like horse_ebooks and Dare started a blog

# ? Nov 2, 2016 00:50

Knyteguy: Jul 6, 2005; YES to love
NO to shirts; Toilet Rascal

From a goon Facebook group

95% of what I see is sports or news stuff

# ? Nov 2, 2016 01:33

Zidrooner: Jul 20, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Let me just do the important job of meticulously logging all the time my co-worker doesn't spend working like a little bitch lmao

# ? Nov 2, 2016 01:59

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Modest Mouse cover band posted:

From a goon Facebook group

This looks like exactly a security job post, and those 20 min each hour could be the guy walking around whatever theyre trying to secure

i really hope thats the case, thatd be p funny

# ? Nov 2, 2016 02:21

dookifex_maximus: Aug 10, 2016; by zen death robot

*careens into the thread knocking over an entire pile of sales catalogues*

PLUS BENNIES!

# ? Nov 2, 2016 03:01

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

Jerry Cotton posted:

take those drat shoes off.

i know right pointy elbows etc etc

# ? Nov 2, 2016 05:34

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Madcosby posted:

This looks like exactly a security job post, and those 20 min each hour could be the guy walking around whatever theyre trying to secure

i really hope thats the case, thatd be p funny

I work in an office and my boss had me do this with a problem employee. In a month, he was out doing anything but work for %60 of the time.
I hated feeling like a narc but he was just the worst.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 05:48

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

The character then attempts to murder his family.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:46

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

TheMostFrench posted:

The character then attempts to murder his family.

that little poo poo is going to ruin everything though

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:50

Genderfluent: Jul 15, 2015

# ? Nov 2, 2016 06:57

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Kelp Me! posted:

wait is DA SHARE ZONE a thing outside of that image because link pls

It's a twitter

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/792586211990921216

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/791143111024140288

# ? Nov 2, 2016 07:08

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Trig Discipline posted:

https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/791143111024140288

lmao

# ? Nov 2, 2016 08:14

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

he's not wrong

# ? Nov 2, 2016 11:45

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

That judge Judy and lean cuisine one is str8 fire

# ? Nov 2, 2016 13:36

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

His FB isn't updated much but I'm sad we missed out on his t-shirt: https://teespring.com/i-am-always-online#pid=6&cid=619&sid=front

Could've been our official t-shirt

# ? Nov 2, 2016 14:15

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

alpaca diseases posted:

i know right pointy elbows etc etc

Well as long as those pointy elbows don't have shoes on them and aren't on the upholstery, I don't care.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 15:26

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

alpaca diseases posted:

he's not wrong

Da share zone never is!

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:10

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:13

ManDingo: Jun 1, 2001

Take that stupids.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 16:56

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

ManDingo posted:

Take that stupids.

Actually true though lol

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:24

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

i need to find a windy all caps quote from someone else about how smart i am

# ? Nov 2, 2016 17:45

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Anderron Shi posted:

Actually true though lol

*Posts this on Facebook so people will point out how intelligent you are*

# ? Nov 2, 2016 18:57

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Dreddout posted:

*Posts this on Facebook so people will point out how intelligent you are*

Also true.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 19:46

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Just because I think it's true doesn't mean I'd post it.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 19:47

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

Can't get this to post right up in this bitch, sorry for the lovely quality.

# ? Nov 2, 2016 22:33

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

I feel like Facebook is judging me with this suggested post.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:28

Barnes And Body Works: Mar 2, 2016

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

maybe vaccines cure autism

# ? Nov 3, 2016 02:31

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:26

TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

we are the Funyuns posted:

I don't understand what this is trying to say? With logical deduction and some patience you can figure out which Muslims are terrorists? I feel like this would resonate with someone who didn't know how to play minesweeper.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 14:41

Raged: Jul 21, 2003; A revolution of beats

we are the Funyuns posted:

Yeah that's mean

and I'm a horrible person for laughing at it.

but it is funny

# ? Nov 5, 2016 15:15

Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

Facebook Aunt posted:

I feel like Facebook is judging me with this suggested post.

Goddamn, man. all this introvert poo poo that has been popping up lately is annoying as kitchen ants. Especially since a lotta it goes far enough so as to enable the messed up neuroses of anxiety ridden goofballs.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 00:27

Curdy Lemonstan: Jan 25, 2012; by zen death robot

Raged posted:

Yeah that's mean

and I'm a horrible person for laughing at it.

but it is funny

Same. It's so stupid and so very bone headed.

Still creative and funny.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 02:44

alpaca diseases: May 19, 2009

TheMostFrench posted:

I don't understand what this is trying to say? With logical deduction and some patience you can figure out which Muslims are terrorists? I feel like this would resonate with someone who didn't know how to play minesweeper.

yes this is exactly what the picture is trying to say congratulations you cracked the hidden meaning of a racist facebook joke

# ? Nov 6, 2016 06:18

Mustached5thGrader: Oct 1, 2011; My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:59

Whatev: Jan 19, 2007; unfading

Are there cool Christian facebook pages that make Christian parodies of popular memes for Christian teens like they like to do with logos

# ? Nov 7, 2016 03:28

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Yeah people like to talk about Mormons or scientology but for my dollar the nuttiest of the cults are the born agains because they all get born again in prison or after getting an eye load or her C down at the bus stop for hits

criscodisco fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Nov 7, 2016

# ? Nov 7, 2016 03:32