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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Craptacular! posted:

I expect Trump to win the popular vote but lose the EV map, and go away bickering that the electoral college rigs elections. Which is sort of ironic, since George W and other Republicans have long pushed the Dems to the coast. Whatever.

My only hope is that in AZ the anti-Trump vote and anti-Arpaio vote knocks out both.

Donald Trump is not going to win the popular vote

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Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

I don't think he'll win the popular vote. He's strongest in states with very low populations, and he's not winning any of the minorities or most of the women who live even there.

The country is a lot more purple than it appears, and I think populous states aren't necessarily going to be 90% Clinton.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Before Obama got elected, I was naive and thought if he did a good job some Republicans would convert. Never would I have guessed it would lead to a candidate like Trump.

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

I'm enjoying the increasingly baroque evolution of the corncob meme but your robot idea's great too

Also the forums seem to have eaten my hilarious Burma-Shave poem :(

The forums have to eat at least one good post every day or the servers shut down
It shows up fine for me but vBulletin can be fickle :(

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Aww I'm just kidding. :v:

What's the opposite of a corncob?

Mashed potato.

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Aww I'm just kidding. :v:

What's the opposite of a corncob?

Goku.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Deadulus posted:

Thiel the one that gets transfusions of young people's blood to try and stay young? Like some Lady Bathory poo poo.

The transfusion thing is getting human trials though..

http://www.braininjurysupport.org/young-blood-rejuvenates-cells/

Dogwood Fleet
Sep 14, 2013
I think about the only way the child rape case could really take over the headlines is if Trump gets baited into saying something horrifying.

There is a decent chance of that.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
I don't think Sanders would be doing significantly worse than Clinton this election, the main problem is that idiot Weaver would be running his campaign.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Winkie01 posted:

hahahahahaha omfg this can't be real

This really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone, this is exactly the sort of issue that everyone does but people only care when Hillary does it

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

He could be fired. It's a ten-year "term limit" but it's not "you get this job for ten years" kind of gig; but I don't think she can fire him for other reasons -- namely the optics of it would be pretty loving terrible.

Obama prolly can't either for same.

That said, I think he'll resign anyway.

I think you're right about Clinton but I think Obama could probably get away with doing it in the dying days of his presidency if Clinton wins. Also I agree with the optics being bad for firing him but Obama also hired the guy for the good optics of being bi-partisan so he might not be too bothered about optics at this point.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!

ZoCrowes posted:

But you're a racist piece of poo poo though so I don't think anyone actually wants you or cares.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Oh do they deliver absentee ballots out to the klavvern kompound?

In your defense you did say "barely exists" and not "doesnt exist" but i was pretty heavily involved with the sanders campaign and it seems to have broken about 1/3rd for trump. Anecdotal bullshit i know, but this is a very cosmopolitan crowd were talking about. Youd think only goony goons like me would pull the trigger.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/KerryFoxLive/status/793915015631896577



HahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahahahahah this loving election.

I refuse to believe this is real
But if it is I'm loving done with this election, I'm living under a rock for the rest of time in this Bizarro world

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/KerryFoxLive/status/793915015631896577



HahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahahahahah this loving election.

It must be true as it is negative news on a GOP candidate from Fox. They lean so right that they wouldn't report anti-con stuff unless it was true.

Edit: Nevermind, the Fox in the twitterhandle was not that Fox.

Moatman
Mar 21, 2014

Because the goof is all mine.

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/KerryFoxLive/status/793915015631896577



HahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahahahahah this loving election.

Pinch me, I've got to be dreaming

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


I'm curious to see how my home state of GA fares since I always hold that the only reason it isn't a swing state is because the dems just dont give a gently caress out side atlanta. Any word about how early voting is going there?

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

A Winner is Jew posted:

Nope.

She's married to Bill (and is seen as the much more evil of the two) and he presided over Waco and Ruby Ridge.

Haha I'd completely forgotten about Waco and Ruby Ridge. Yeah, I guess that would drive an intense hatred in white nationalists for anything Clintonesque.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

There are some people, not a lot of them thank god, but some and I have met them, who believe any woman who is unsubmissive to men has been literally possessed by the literal devil.

The beauty of evangelicals and the south.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



He deleted the tweet but not quick enough:

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/KerryFoxLive/status/793915015631896577



HahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahahahahah this loving election.

God I want to know how they're going to try to spin this.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/KerryFoxLive/status/793915015631896577



HahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahahahahah this loving election.

No loving way. Too much. I won't believe this until a real news source is reporting it.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

MattD1zzl3 posted:

In your defense you did say "barely exists" and not "doesnt exist" but i was pretty heavily involved with the sanders campaign and it seems to have broken about 1/3rd for trump. Anecdotal bullshit i know, but this is a very cosmopolitan crowd were talking about. Youd think only goony goons like me would pull the trigger.

I sincerely don't understand how you can engage with people as much as you do and remain the racist filth that you are. If you aren't letting anything sink in why do you keep coming here.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Ahahaha Chaffetz go gently caress yourself. The Dems should immediately slap the hypocrite label on his rear end.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Donkwich posted:

I don't think Sanders would be doing significantly worse than Clinton this election, the main problem is that idiot Weaver would be running his campaign.

Eh, he'd also be facing a third party Bloomberg who'd be backed by a significant chunk of the DNC.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Thankfully he literally can't file for office, so we're spared this dark future. For now.

He appeals under jus sanguinis

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

chumbler posted:

God I want to know how they're going to try to spin this.

It's not going to get any traction because this is an issue that nobody gives a poo poo about. Again, the only reason the Clinton emails story is a thing is because Clinton. It's a literal non-issue.

Hammond Egger
Feb 20, 2011

by the sex ghost

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

Thiel is literally not qualified for office by virtue of being born in Germany to German Parents.


Is there any chance of America repealing this law anytime soon? I for one would be interested in the reaction to Republican presidential candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

canepazzo posted:

He deleted the tweet but not quick enough:



Bill, you're KKK hood is showing.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Saul Goode posted:

Is there any chance of America repealing this law anytime soon? I for one would be interested in the reaction to Republican presidential candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The republicans aren't nominating anyone pro choice.

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.

Saul Goode posted:

Is there any chance of America repealing this law anytime soon? I for one would be interested in the reaction to Republican presidential candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger.

It'd require a Constitutional Amendment and right now we can barely pass a loving budget so not one snowball's chance in hell.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

chumbler posted:

God I want to know how they're going to try to spin this.

The majority of the media will probably ignore it, they're happily ignoring Trump's Klan endorsement after all, so there won't be any need to spin it.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Saul Goode posted:

Is there any chance of America repealing this law anytime soon? I for one would be interested in the reaction to Republican presidential candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Arnold is a loser RINO now, I think, they just don't dog on him because he's probably strong enough even in his age to beat a pundit or two to death.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

Saul Goode posted:

Is there any chance of America repealing this law anytime soon? I for one would be interested in the reaction to Republican presidential candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger.

it's not a law. It's a clause of the constitution and would take an amendment to change. The idea that America could get it's poo poo together to pass any kind of constitutional amendment right now is preposterous.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

canepazzo posted:

He deleted the tweet but not quick enough:


"The MOVEMENT" sounds so ominous. Like the alternative name for The Wave or The Party.

Also,

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Craptacular! posted:

The country is a lot more purple than it appears, and I think populous states aren't necessarily going to be 90% Clinton.

They don't need to be 90% blue to over ride the hard red tiny states. I live in Illinois and our population is equal to about the 10 or 11 smallest states combined.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Just got back from voting in MA. It was my first time early voting, is it normal for them to ask you to put your ballot in an envelope and write your loving name and address on it? Doesn't that kinda defeat the whole secret ballot thing?

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Eugene V. Dabs posted:

Haha I'd completely forgotten about Waco and Ruby Ridge. Yeah, I guess that would drive an intense hatred in white nationalists for anything Clintonesque.


The beauty of evangelicals and the south.

The only thing that stopped the massive recruitment for militias during Bills term was the OK City bombing.

They stayed down until something mysteriously happened in January of 2009 and are back up to pre-OK City bombing numbers, but expect them to really start recruitment drives the 21'st of next year.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

They don't need to be 90% blue to over ride the hard red tiny states. I live in Illinois and our population is equal to about the 10 or 11 smallest states combined.
The purple also cuts both ways with regards to raw popular vote

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Law-Talking Guys in the thread: I support abolishing the statute of limitations for sex crimes, but am I being a dumb layman? Is there a monkey's paw downside to that i'm not seeing?

IANAL but the biggest problem is probably that as time goes on the evidence degrades as even DNA evidence (I think) has a shelf life.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Agean90 posted:

I'm curious to see how my home state of GA fares since I always hold that the only reason it isn't a swing state is because the dems just dont give a gently caress out side atlanta. Any word about how early voting is going there?

Early voting is up something like 30% compared to 2012. The percentage of black votes, however, is down, while the percentage of hispanic votes is up. GA reports early voting differently than a lot of other states so it's more difficult to tell who's really ahead.

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Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.

canepazzo posted:

https://twitter.com/KerryFoxLive/status/793915015631896577



HahahahahaahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHahahahahahahahah this loving election.

OK, help me out here. The #TrumpLeaks people say Chaffetz put his gmail address on business cards. I can see how that would be mishandling information, but I don't see how that implies he has a private server.

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