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Bertrand Hustle posted:Trades. Instruction for a fruit http://www.somethingawful.com/news/instruction-fruit-below/1/
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Nov 2, 2016 20:37
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Trades.
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Nov 2, 2016 21:04
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Geokinesis posted:I love that book and the poor translations Drinkin that sizzurp
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Nov 2, 2016 21:48
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Phanatic posted:Yoinked from the healthcare stories thread:
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Nov 2, 2016 21:54
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When someone tries to carve a pumpkin, the pumpkin has ways of shutting that down.
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Nov 2, 2016 21:59
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My Lovely Horse posted:Are we writing a phrasebook or a role-playing game? I'll take the left-handed trait in exchange for an extra 5 skill points
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Nov 2, 2016 22:00
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Imagine doing such a bad job at something that people will continue to ridicule your work for centuries
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Nov 2, 2016 22:05
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Are we talking about the English book or Loss
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Nov 2, 2016 22:08
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Imagine being remembered for centuries for something that wasn't even your day job. Even if you or I put all our efforts into loving up in a noteworthy way, we wouldn't be remembered for 20 years - maybe 50 at a stretch.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:09
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Trades. 
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Nov 2, 2016 22:21
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Oh god, not again. Third time this week! Why do I always have to go and build walls without realizing it?
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Nov 2, 2016 22:25
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Geokinesis posted:I love that book and the poor translations  Pictured: Dorados
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Nov 2, 2016 22:29
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Knocker-up of workpeople was a person who walked around with a long pole knocking on peoples' windows early in the morning to wake them up for work. There's no way Cow-banger and beef twister aren't the same thing.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:35
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They're very different. A cow-banger fucks the cow A beef twister merely jacks it off
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Nov 2, 2016 22:36
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My wife happens to be an emasculator!  She tells me it's a job that takes balls.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:48
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:
What are those?!
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Nov 2, 2016 22:52
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Doritos, actually.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:56
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Radio Paranoia posted:What are those?! Small pastries
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Nov 2, 2016 22:56
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Radio Paranoia posted:What are those?! Rubber floor circles, idiot.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:55
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Isopods I think.
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Nov 2, 2016 22:56
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Radio Paranoia posted:What are those?! Dorados, can't your read! Morans.....
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Nov 2, 2016 22:59
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Nacho Cheese flavored Isopods.
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Nov 2, 2016 23:01
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Nov 2, 2016 23:20
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How's he supposed to tie up his own underpant? Everyone knows rats have tiny arms!
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Nov 2, 2016 23:34
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Radio Paranoia posted:What are those?! Doritos are a type of seasoned corn chip produced by Frito Lay - originally at Disneyland in an attempt to find new uses for stale tortillas. Originally created in 1967, they're been sold worldwide in too many flavors to count. Personally, I don't care for them.
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Nov 2, 2016 23:39
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Giant Isopod posted:Doritos are a type of seasoned corn chip produced by Frito Lay - originally at Disneyland in an attempt to find new uses for stale tortillas. Originally created in 1967, they're been sold worldwide in too many flavors to count. OMFG 
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Nov 2, 2016 23:40
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Giant Isopod posted:Doritos are a type of seasoned corn chip produced by Frito Lay - originally at Disneyland in an attempt to find new uses for stale tortillas. Originally created in 1967, they're been sold worldwide in too many flavors to count. loving lmao
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Nov 2, 2016 23:42
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trickybiscuits posted:Was this book an inspiration for multiple Monty Python sketches? So I wouldn't be surprised at all if it were the inspiration for the Hungarian-English phrasebook sketch 
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Nov 3, 2016 00:03
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Giant Isopod posted:Doritos are a type of seasoned corn chip produced by Frito Lay - originally at Disneyland in an attempt to find new uses for stale tortillas. Originally created in 1967, they're been sold worldwide in too many flavors to count. 
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Nov 3, 2016 00:07
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Radio Paranoia posted:What are those?! Giant Isopods, don't worry their natural habitat is the bottom of the ocean. Also the ones in that picture are dead and just posed.
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Nov 3, 2016 00:07
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Well those huge ones live at the bottom of the ocean but you can sometimes find a pretty big one hanging out in the mouth of a fish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYijueHrZto
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Nov 3, 2016 00:21
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Giant Isopod posted:Doritos are a type of seasoned corn chip produced by Frito Lay - originally at Disneyland in an attempt to find new uses for stale tortillas. Originally created in 1967, they're been sold worldwide in too many flavors to count. I don't understand this. I'm reading this while I wipe my rear end with door tags. I've missed a reference. I got poo poo on my glove
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Nov 3, 2016 00:38
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I legitimately didn't know that isopods could get that big though.
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Nov 3, 2016 00:43
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RyokoTK posted:I legitimately didn't know that isopods could get that big though. The ocean deeps are a wonderful place full of incredible creatures that want to eat your soul. Through your eyeballs.
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Nov 3, 2016 01:20
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freeedr posted:I don't understand this. I'm reading this while I wipe my rear end with door tags. I've missed a reference. I got poo poo on my glove Look at the username.
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Nov 3, 2016 01:40
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Fifty-two years an imbecile...  I wonder whether that was self-deprecating humour or an objective assessment. Trig Discipline posted:Well those huge ones live at the bottom of the ocean but you can sometimes find a pretty big one hanging out in the mouth of a fish. I kept expecting it to jump straight at the camera.
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Nov 3, 2016 01:41
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Munchables posted:Small pastries I wanted to let you know I understood this reference and greatly appreciate it.
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Nov 3, 2016 02:05
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Cindy Shitbird posted:I wanted to let you know I understood this reference and greatly appreciate it. Yes, it was excellent.
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Nov 3, 2016 02:38
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Giant Isopod posted:Doritos are a type of seasoned corn chip produced by Frito Lay - originally at Disneyland in an attempt to find new uses for stale tortillas. Originally created in 1967, they're been sold worldwide in too many flavors to count. This is the best post of the day
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