TheAsterite posted:

Ok grandpa, would you like me to get off your lawn too?

Meridian posted:

Not advocating touching the poop, but honestly I think if the OP read over the Goon-takes of their posts, they'd fix their poo poo 98% of the time.

Plus they are hilarious.

Jack Trades posted:

I almost want to make a bot that would post "" into every r/elationships thread.

EDIT: Incidentally, whoever it is that did NOT name that subreddit "r/elationships" has hosed up.

loquacius posted:

It's the Internet, the "elationships" subreddit was probably already taken by people discussing which hypothetical relationship between TV characters makes them the happiest

Chichevache posted:

Loveless relationships exclusively happen to millenials? Huh. Then how would you explain my parents?

loquacius posted:

"I could clear this issue up with a single sentence but I don't like confrontation so instead I shall seethe about it silently before going to the Internet to have my opinion validated by strangers" does sum up a surprising amount of Internet drama poo poo tbh

quote:

My [26 F] girlfriend of the last year cheated on me [30 M] with an older man [41 M] she met last week on a business trip and I found a video of it posted online last night.

I've dated a girl I met at work for the last year or so, since last Halloween. She was the first person I've dated since high school, so it has been a big thing in my life and has made me very happy over that time.

We work together two days a week and last Friday she came to my office with her head held low and said she needed to get something off of her chest.

She said while she was out of town the previous week at an educational workshop for her real estate career, she had gone out to a bar by herself to get something to eat, had 2 drinks, and a man was hitting on her ("putting the moves on her") and she had a third drink and went home with him and slept with him.

I was and still am in shock. I asked why and she just said she was drunk and vulnerable and had shouldn't have had the third drink. She claimed not to remember much about it.

I texted her and told her how much it hurt and how I felt and she just said she was sorry and didn't think we were as close anymore. I guess we haven't been for a couple months but I just thought things were going well because we'd spent the previous weekend together and had a good time I thought.

She claims to be a strong Christian and has never done anything like this before. She says she's not that kind of girl and is ashamed.

I feel so heartbroken and hurt. Just to not have somebody for so long and then to have this happen. I have so much anxiety I can't sleep or eat hardly. I feel like poo poo all day at work, which is where I am now trying to get this off my chest. I know it will get better eventually but right now I just feel like trash. I've never felt so down in my entire life.

I thought that was the worst of it.

I've been really depressed and I just started watching a lot of porn because I thought it would help me forget about my problems. First thing I see last night, posted in the amateur section, is a thumbnail showing a face that I instantly recognize. My heart just sank and I knew it couldn't really be her but could it?

The video was titled something about Tinder so I assume she lied about meeting him at a bar as she claimed. I kept asking her why why and she eventually said "well just so you know.. it was with a 41 year old man." I just thought she felt bad because the guy was so much older than her and she felt gross. The person in the video looked about that age but didn't show his face.

I watched it several times in a row.. the whole thing. I'm 100% sure it's her. Same everything. Her nose, her ears, the style of clothing she wears around, the way her lips are shaped, her skin tone, the ways she was doing what she was doing in the video, everything, it was her. She even looked into the camera a few times and I saw the same eyes I've seen so many times. I just sat there and cried.

It's hard to even imagine the odds of not only seeing someone you know in a porn video online, but that it's someone you love.

I haven't told her that I found the video. I don't how to or even if I should. I wish she could hurt as much as she's hurt me but it just feels wrong. I just want to text her "I know a lot more than what you told me." and leave it at that and make her wonder.

Right now I just feel heartbroken and don't have anybody to talk to so I'm saying it anonymously with Reddit. I thought I would marry her one day from the moment I met her. I guess I was wrong.

tl;dr: GF of last year said she cheated during a business trip last week and I discovered the video of her on a popular porn site which was posted last night.

Gaunab posted:

quote:

I just sat there and cried.

Gaunab posted:

Gaunab posted:

She says she's not that kind of girl and is ashamed.

china bot posted:

china bot posted:

Dirtbag Diva posted:

I love his logic that because the title had "Tinder" in it, that means she was lying about meeting the guy at a bar. I'm sure all the amateur videos of dads loving the babysitter are 100% definitely Angie's List verified.

And like, for real. That's super hosed up the 41 year old dude posted it online, if it's her. I don't understand why he's glossing over that fact. Lots of people rebound and rebuild from cheating but the fact he doesn't seem to register how much her privacy was violated with that being posted is kinda a red flag.

Gaunab posted:

I kept asking her why why and she eventually said "well just so you know.. it was with a 41 year old man."

Zelder posted:

Ladies stop dating weirdos ten years older than you

Fellas stop dating naive ladies ten years younger than you

Gaunab posted:

loquacius posted:

Wait are people taking the side of the person who cheated with a skeezy old guy in a bar, because the skeezy old guy turned out to be even skeezier than he appeared

"when he saw the video of her cheating on him, his first thought was not of her privacy, red flag alert"

kuddles posted:

But the pattern of asking random people you don't know how to resolve an issue that's been eating you up inside for six months and could be cleared up with a single sentence of human interaction that might make you feel a smidge uncomfortable? This seems really common with young people at /relationships these days.

Dirtbag Diva posted:

I love his logic that because the title had "Tinder" in it, that means she was lying about meeting the guy at a bar. I'm sure all the amateur videos of dads loving the babysitter are 100% definitely Angie's List verified.

And like, for real. That's super hosed up the 41 year old dude posted it online, if it's her. I don't understand why he's glossing over that fact. Lots of people rebound and rebuild from cheating but the fact he doesn't seem to register how much her privacy was violated with that being posted is kinda a red flag.

Charles Get-Out posted:

I'm a [24 Celibate M] and met an a [25 Asexual M] off grindr the other night and I'm seriously confused about this and me.


tl;dr gay autists find love

Dave Stieb posted:

Why on earth should he give a flying gently caress

WampaLord posted:

Yea, are people saying he needs to be sad for her in this situation?

WampaLord posted:

Yea, are people saying he needs to be sad for her in this situation?

Strep Vote posted:

I would be concerned for her safety on a base animal level.

LGD posted:

Because an anonymous video made in another city and posted to a tube site represents an ongoing threat to her safety, or because she's exhibiting poor decision making that might eventually lead her to grief?

Because expecting him to spend time being concerned about either of those things is wildly, wildly unreasonable on your part under the circumstances.

Farg posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/

a bold new frontier

quote:

[30/F] My boyfriend [32/M] shut down because I told him I didn't like rape jokes.