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Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Probably because no Aussie bugger'll go near the place. We all know better.

You are clearly missing out.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_Cup

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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


pr0digal posted:

We have multiple clients in Times Square :smithicide:

I get a train home every day from platform 9 at King's Cross.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

Perth was okay until it hit 40 degrees with 90% humidity for several days in a row with only a dry thunderstorm drowning out my pleas for death or air conditioning.

To be fair, even the Perth locals wished they didn't live in Perth

Ahdinko
Oct 27, 2007

WHAT A LOVELY DAY

Thanks Ants posted:

I get a train home every day from platform 9 at King's Cross.

It was busy when they first put that trolley in the wall, but I never really notice more than an Asian tourist couple taking photos next to it anymore

Ahdinko fucked around with this message at 16:55 on Nov 2, 2016

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

Thanks Ants posted:

I get a train home every day from platform 9 at King's Cross.

We went on holiday via the Eurostar last year and told the kids on the way back we'd swing over to Kings Cross to have a look at Platform 9 3/4. I got halfway across the hall, saw the fifty or so people queuing up to put their hand on half a trolley and said to the kids "Look, there it is! You've seen it, now we're getting our train."

Ahdinko
Oct 27, 2007

WHAT A LOVELY DAY
I wonder if I have become blind to all the people... I did notice that giant lipstick they put in the middle of the concourse about a month ago though.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Some days you can go past and the queues are more than halfway across the concourse. It's also a way of knowing when a Monday morning is also a school holiday.

pr0digal
Sep 12, 2008

Alan Rickman Overdrive
I love when clients think I'm a mind reader :allears:. It's a little hard for me to configure something the way you want when you won't tell me how you want it configured.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

pr0digal posted:

I love when clients think I'm a mind reader :allears:. It's a little hard for me to configure something the way you want when you won't tell me how you want it configured.

We don't pay YOU for US to think! Figure it out.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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Sounds like someone is getting a complaint from a client's sales manager soon....

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Platform 9 3/4 isn't even the best part of KGX.

(The best part is the Parcel Yard).

Super Slash
Feb 20, 2006

You rang ?

pr0digal posted:

I love when clients think I'm a mind reader :allears:. It's a little hard for me to configure something the way you want when you won't tell me how you want it configured.

What's just as bad is when you are the client and those giving you the service don't know what they want. I've got a web project dropped on me with an external developer asking to set them up with a domain and DNS records, so I got that sorted and then they asked for a SSL certificate. Simple enough but I was pretty busy at the time so I handed it off elsewhere to do in the mean time, couple days later the dev sent the wrong address for DNS forwarding and sent the wrong certificate signing request three drat times... so I look like the idiot middle-man stuck passing messages back and forth between parties, for something so simple I've just told them to speak directly to figure out where their main malfunction is.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



pr0digal posted:

I love when clients think I'm a mind reader :allears:. It's a little hard for me to configure something the way you want when you won't tell me how you want it configured.
Well obviously I want it done the right way and you're the professional in the matter so obviously you know what that way is.

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!

Ghostlight posted:

Well obviously I want it done the right way and you're the professional in the matter so obviously you know what that way is.

"Here is a quote for $xx,xxx to do it the right way then"

pr0digal
Sep 12, 2008

Alan Rickman Overdrive

Super Slash posted:

What's just as bad is when you are the client and those giving you the service don't know what they want. I've got a web project dropped on me with an external developer asking to set them up with a domain and DNS records, so I got that sorted and then they asked for a SSL certificate. Simple enough but I was pretty busy at the time so I handed it off elsewhere to do in the mean time, couple days later the dev sent the wrong address for DNS forwarding and sent the wrong certificate signing request three drat times... so I look like the idiot middle-man stuck passing messages back and forth between parties, for something so simple I've just told them to speak directly to figure out where their main malfunction is.

Unfortunately some of my coworkers don't like to do documentation so I'm sometimes that rear end in a top hat asking for information for the millionth time :smith:

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
^^ I'll never forget how I ask for documentation, make my own as well, and watch as people shrug and "forget" to provide their own documentation.

My current company is telling me I have to choose between being a SME on a tool I specialize in that doesn't have a manager right now (open req due to my manager's role changing) and jumping into a team involved in an entirely different specialty with a great manager (my current one) moving into a role 2-3 steps up from that. Said manager likes me.

IT thread question from the folks in here: Is it worth staying with a new manager who will work for my current boss or am I hosed moving away from my specialty, which I also enjoy? Basically "enterprise monitoring guy + networking (current)" vs "moving into IT sec as endpoint security". In either case I'm going to have a new manager.

They're trying to hire more people (employees) and also add more managers and hit the more managers part much faster than the hiring more actual people part. We even had a meeting today with 3 employees and 6 managers (3 new).

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






IT sec is a good gig, EXCEPT endpoint security. Antivirus is a joke. Welp that's my $0.02

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

xsf421 posted:

I (an American) got offered a job in Alice Springs. How can anyone look at it on a map and think "Yes, I'd like to live there."

I believe they put Alice Springs there because the train line went there. The train line went there because there was a telegraph station there. The telegraph station was there because there was a water hole there. The water hole has since dried up.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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So basically Las Vegas except they forgot the casinos

stevewm
May 10, 2005
A crazy per.... err... customer complaint came in!

A customer came in to our corp. office to complain that the wifi in our stores was "too loud". It makes his ears ring and causes headaches. Making it difficult for him to shop there. While lodging this complaint, he was standing directly under one of our office APs; no more than 2 feet away from his head. Didn't seem to have a problem then...

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Maybe he meant hifi?

stevewm
May 10, 2005
He most definitely meant WiFi... I'm just finding out he apparently stayed in the store for a little over 30 minutes going around ranting about it to any employee he could find.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
Maybe he can hear the whine of the fluorescent lighting and decided at some point that he was hearing WiFi? And WiFi rots your brain don't you know?

chin up everything sucks
Jan 29, 2012

Kurieg posted:

Maybe he can hear the whine of the fluorescent lighting and decided at some point that he was hearing WiFi? And WiFi rots your brain don't you know?

I can hear a constant whine from electricity used in most lights, and a large number of TVs (although it was a LOT worse in old CRT TVs than in LCD ones). If I pay attention to it, it's annoying as hell.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
So can I, which is why I brought it up, I tend to wear earbuds at work even if I'm not listening to music cause we have massive overhead lightbanks.

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal
I'd love to show those guys the directional wireless antennas we're using to span a 1 kilometer gap across a city and watch them writhe in imaginary pain every time they think about how many GHz are microwaving their brain juice.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I wonder how they deal with the knowledge that basically every store and establishment (and customer, what with mobile hotspots) has wifi now, even if just for employee use.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Kurieg posted:

So can I, which is why I brought it up, I tend to wear earbuds at work even if I'm not listening to music cause we have massive overhead lightbanks.
Just wait until you get old enough that you lose higher register hearing :eng101:

...

:eng99:

devmd01
Mar 7, 2006

Elektronik
Supersonik
I somehow managed to wrangle leaving work at 1130 today to go to the colo, when in reality I took a nap in the car for an hour and now I'm waiting to get a bite with a former coworker.

And I'm working from home tomorrow. :getin:

Super Slash
Feb 20, 2006

You rang ?

stevewm posted:

He most definitely meant WiFi... I'm just finding out he apparently stayed in the store for a little over 30 minutes going around ranting about it to any employee he could find.

Maybe they're one of those weirdos who can detect radio waves or "hear" electromagnetic interference, sorry but your network beats were just too dank! That's what happens when you go all the way up to channel 11!

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Just wait until you get old enough that you lose higher register hearing :eng101:

...

:eng99:

And then the tinnitus takes over.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

18 Character Limit posted:

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What was that?

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

18 Character Limit posted:

And then the tinnitus takes over.

The great thing about tinnitus caused by damage to the ear is that every single time you go to bed, you are reminded of your stupidity.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost
I was born with tinnitus :(

Khisanth Magus
Mar 31, 2011

Vae Victus

chin up everything sucks posted:

I can hear a constant whine from electricity used in most lights, and a large number of TVs (although it was a LOT worse in old CRT TVs than in LCD ones). If I pay attention to it, it's annoying as hell.

I had a big old CRT TV when I was in college that I could only use for limited periods of time because it gave me massive headaches because of the constant whine/buzz sound coming from it that seemingly no one else noticed.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I had a failing power supply that would emit a high pitch squeal when under stress in a computer and it was funny/interesting to see who gave a poo poo and who didn't. Under 25 and they were onto it, the old dudes that were 35+ didnt even notice.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I set up server monitoring at work.

A routine task might be to monitor a TCP port, and trigger an alarm if it doesn't reply after two consecutive attempts in five minutes.

Today I got asked to set up a similar monitor for UDP.

Not sure what they were expecting me to look for. Maybe I'll trigger an alarm if I do get a UDP reply.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
DNS uhhhhh outage?

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Echo_Protocol

TCP or UDP, port 7 for both.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Yeah I mean UDP isn't unidirectional, it's just not-guaranteed-delivery


E: as opposed to guaranteed-not-delivery I guess

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