Nintendo: NX gonna give it to ya.

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Eldred: Feb 19, 2004; Weight gain is impossible.

Alfalfa The Roach posted:

Undertale, Overwatch, Doom 2016, Bloodborne, Persona 5, loads of 3DS games, Owlboy's supposedly good

Beating a dead horse at this point but also Witcher 3, Stardew Valley, Journey. Really video games now are better than they've ever been

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:35

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 18:47

Reiley: Dec 16, 2007

Here's the news, folks. Games are going retro. Instead of "Mario Kart 8 for Switch", it will simply be called Mario Kart, and so on. Officiating colloquial nomenclature, that's the new modern. You didn't hear this from me, though, keep it under wraps for now.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:41

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Reiley posted:

Here's the news, folks. Games are going retro. Instead of "Mario Kart 8 for Switch", it will simply be called Mario Kart, and so on. Officiating colloquial nomenclature, that's the new modern. You didn't hear this from me, though, keep it under wraps for now.

I hate this.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:42

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

The only reason to own a xbox one is Forza.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:45

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

ratbert90 posted:

The only reason to own a xbox one is Forza.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:47

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Reiley posted:

Here's the news, folks. Games are going retro. Instead of "Mario Kart 8 for Switch", it will simply be called Mario Kart, and so on. Officiating colloquial nomenclature, that's the new modern. You didn't hear this from me, though, keep it under wraps for now.

they can't just call it smash brothers , can they?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:53

DalaranJ: Apr 15, 2008; Yosuke will now die for you.

Real hurthling! posted:

Pc

I know I'm grasping at straws here, but there might be reasons other than Forza to own a computer.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:53

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

a.lo posted:

they can't just call it smash brothers , can they?

Calling it wii u proves there are no limits to what they can call something

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:55

Reiley: Dec 16, 2007

a.lo posted:

they can't just call it smash brothers , can they?

I don't want to say too much, but the "switch" in naming scheme may "just smash" your expectations to pieces

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:59

FlapYoJacks: Feb 12, 2009

Real hurthling! posted:

Pc

Racing sims on a PC are not good and I would rather sit on a couch and play the game then sit at my desk.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:05

DalaranJ: Apr 15, 2008; Yosuke will now die for you.

Monster Hunter, back on the big screen, but you can only choose between switch axe and charge blade, because Capcom is fully on board with the new naming gimmick.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:06

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012; Can't post for 12 hours!

If you could pick one Nintendo property to "Westworld", which would it be?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:31

WaltherFeng: May 15, 2013; 50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

MGSV is a game designed to run on machine from 2006 and still looks like an impressive PS4 title???

Or maybe my standards are low.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 07:12

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

WaltherFeng posted:

MGSV is a game designed to run on machine from 2006 and still looks like an impressive PS4 title???

Or maybe my standards are low.

mgsv is what games look like when they actually optimize instead of hamhandedly pumping up texture and model resolutions, and turning off lighting and shader effects

# ? Nov 3, 2016 09:13

RMZXAnarchy: Sep 9, 2011; *Insert Sailor Jupiter joke here*

Jonas Albrecht posted:

If you could pick one Nintendo property to "Westworld", which would it be?

Metroid easily.

Or Zelda I guess.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 09:14

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012; Can't post for 12 hours!

RMZXAnarchy posted:

Metroid easily.

Or Zelda I guess.

I picked Fire Emblem.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 10:40

Real hurthling!: Sep 11, 2001

Westworlding implies it was interesting but not necessarily good prior to reboot right?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 11:49

Sakurazuka: Jan 24, 2004; NANI?

I hope not because Westworld is a great loving film.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 11:51

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012; Can't post for 12 hours!

Real hurthling! posted:

Westworlding implies it was interesting but not necessarily good prior to reboot right?

I was thinking more along the lines of turning one of their franchises into a giant open world theme park where you can just up and be a dick to the NPCs.

Til they turn on you.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 11:51

Argue: Sep 29, 2005; I represent the Philippines

Super Mario Galaxy as a Westworlded parkour theme park.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 11:59

Bean: Sep 9, 2001

Animal Crossing just got darker.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:06

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

*Me cuts off Mario's scalp*

I'm looking for the warp pipe.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:11

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Super Smash bros obviously. It would be like the Epcot of Nintendo.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:13

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
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Jonas Albrecht posted:

If you could pick one Nintendo property to "Westworld", which would it be?

I want to live in the nightmare world of Balloon Fight

Popping npcs to their watery death.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:31

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

sounds like you want to check out the epic collegehumor series Nintendo... But Dark :twisted:

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:44

Jonas Albrecht: Jun 7, 2012; Can't post for 12 hours!

oddium posted:

sounds like you want to check out the epic collegehumor series Nintendo... But Dark

Why didn't they make Drunk Nintendo History instead?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:47

zolthorg: May 26, 2009

oddium posted:

sounds like you want to check out the epic collegehumor series Nintendo... But Dark

doerkily bitZzZ

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:49

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
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oddium posted:

sounds like you want to check out the epic collegehumor series Nintendo... But Dark

Oh shiz, how wicked is that poo poo?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:51

oddium: Feb 21, 2006; end of the 4.5 tatami age

peach kisses bowser

# ? Nov 3, 2016 12:59

Geostomp: Oct 22, 2008; Unite: MASH!!
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greatn posted:

Super Smash bros obviously. It would be like the Epcot of Nintendo.

Yeah, that's a really obvious one since it's already basically the videogame version of Nintendo (and Sega or Platinum) themed park.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 13:15

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Of course there also Nintendo Land.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 13:16

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Waltzing Along posted:

4 & 32 gigs of RAM, huh?

loving LOL. Guess it will be Nintendo all the way down again. No multi-plats.

The 3DS has some of the best multiplat support out there. Shin Megami Tensei, Monster Hunter, Ace Attorney, Layton, Bravely Default, the Dragon Quest remakes...

If the Switch has the same level of support the 3DS does it'll have all the support I need.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 13:17

greatn: Nov 15, 2006; by Lowtax

Multi plat means multi platform. Those games are 3ds exclusive.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 13:24

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Waltzing Along posted:

What about 10 gig DLC patches? Face it, the Switch is underpowered and won't have multi-plats developed for it. It's going to be a fancy 3ds with the same 3ds developers within a year.

Cartridges won't have read only memory tho

# ? Nov 3, 2016 13:33