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BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

VectorSigma posted:

"hey dude, i bet i can stop a car moving at 60 mph with my body. you drive."

The key is to make sure the car is in neutral when you try to stop it, otherwise you'll get crushed.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lime Tonics posted:

Idiot tries to prove something?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjm0UDf.gifv

The end result was not pretty.

door Door door
Feb 26, 2006

Fugee Face

Mithaldu posted:

I know it's an advertisement, but it fits well enough:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85OysZ_4lp0

Where's Matt Ylgesias to say this is a good thing?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Lime Tonics posted:

Idiot tries to prove something?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjm0UDf.gifv

That locked rotor torque is pretty drat high, isn't it?

brokenwookie
Apr 13, 2007
The McWane Corporation, well worth the hour to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH5mAH5BhDk

Anony Mouse
Jan 30, 2005

A name means nothing on the battlefield. After a week, no one has a name.
Lipstick Apathy

Lime Tonics posted:

Idiot tries to prove something?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjm0UDf.gifv
What's with the rear end in a top hat behind him reacting as slow as molasses? If you're dumb enough to try something like this, at least get someone smarter than you to run the lathe.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I hope that's his pants bunching up in a wierd way and not his leg bending.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Anony Mouse posted:

What's with the rear end in a top hat behind him reacting as slow as molasses? If you're dumb enough to try something like this, at least get someone smarter than you to run the lathe.

He'd already put down his quarter, so he was just moving up because it was his turn.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Three-Phase posted:

That locked rotor torque is pretty drat high, isn't it?

Also worth considering that an engine lathe like that usually uses a motor operating at a fixed speed of around 1500 RPM, with belts and gears to adjust the speed. So to get that ~30 RPM output, he's got it on the largest pulley and the back gears engaged, for an effective torque multiplication of around 50:1.

e: like, a good question to ask yourself before trying that stunt is: "am I strong enough that I could use a chisel to peel a piece of steel pipe like an apple?" cause the lathe can do that all day long.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Nov 3, 2016

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Synthbuttrange posted:

I hope that's his pants bunching up in a wierd way and not his leg bending.



Sagebrush posted:

Also worth considering that an engine lathe like that usually uses a motor operating at a fixed speed of around 1500 RPM, with belts and gears to adjust the speed. So to get that ~30 RPM output, he's got it on the largest pulley and the back gears engaged, for an effective torque multiplication of around 50:1.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wKPTWXD2Z0&t=23s

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




that thing easily had enough torque to pull his leg off like a piece of warm taffy, but it looks like he got lucky and rolled over the right direction

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-FhELeX9M

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


A mix-up with the signaller meant that this driver got a chance to see just how much space you actually have between two Intercity 125s on adjacent tracks while investigating a fault with his locomotive:



The guy's fine (or at least as fine as you can be after a near miss like that):

https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/kyle-beck-safety-digest/near-miss-at-kyle-beck-3-august-2016

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Sponge Baathist posted:


E: can the air guns shoot my flesh glove off my skeleton meat hand? I use them often to blow chips off my hands

Depending on the pressure they can push air right through your intact skin , potentially causing internal infections (bacteria carried along by the air) or air bubbles that block blood vessels leading to necrosis and a surgeon removing your flesh glove.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

Lime Tonics posted:

Idiot tries to prove something?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjm0UDf.gifv

He proved to me that wrestlin' is real

Womyn Capote
Jul 5, 2004


Say Nothing posted:

The end result was not pretty.



If I try hard enough, I can become a spiral!

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

Also worth considering that an engine lathe like that usually uses a motor operating at a fixed speed of around 1500 RPM, with belts and gears to adjust the speed. So to get that ~30 RPM output, he's got it on the largest pulley and the back gears engaged, for an effective torque multiplication of around 50:1.

e: like, a good question to ask yourself before trying that stunt is: "am I strong enough that I could use a chisel to peel a piece of steel pipe like an apple?" cause the lathe can do that all day long.
There's also the fact that once the lathe starts moving the power output goes way up and you don't have a chance in hell of holding it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Phanatic posted:

A few years ago they did a '59 Bel Air vs. an '09 Malibu. Not sure why they mixed them up like that, maybe they couldn't find a '59 Malibu to sacrifice. But, anyway, Jesus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_r5UJrxcck

Why not scale it up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFhH30EuBA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGXJihiWLyk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXivaUEsEqU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jagBEcvLe5Q

chitoryu12 fucked around with this message at 15:26 on Nov 3, 2016

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



chitoryu12 posted:

Why not scale it up?

Wait, there's people filming that on their phones and stuff in one of those shots. Are crash tests open to the public now? Is it the next big spectator sport?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Wait, there's people filming that on their phones and stuff in one of those shots. Are crash tests open to the public now? Is it the next big spectator sport?

That would be amazing. They must be fun places to work at.

Also it seems like the crash safety for buses is "Don't crash."

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

I actually watched a documentary on crash test dummies* last night and it is weeks of preparation for a 15 second crash which they analyze for weeks afterwards. I'm not sure if it's a great spectator event. You probably end up standing quite a distance away from the crash as a safety measure since you've got debris flying everywhere.

*not the ones that mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

chitoryu12 posted:

That would be amazing. They must be fun places to work at.

Also it seems like the crash safety for buses is "Don't crash."

Trains and buses have crumple zones, they're just filled with squishy human meat.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Imagined posted:

Trains and buses have crumple zones, they're just filled with unfastened squishy human meat.

:gibs:

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

the design philosophy for busses i believe is that whatever else you are going to hit probably has less people in it so you use them as your crumple zone

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Does anyone have that Prevent-It.ca kitchen oil spill video where after she screams bloody murder, it cuts to "Hmm mmh that's the power of Crisco!"

Imagined posted:

Trains and buses have crumple zones, they're the car your in.

efb

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Mierenneuker posted:

I actually watched a documentary on crash test dummies* last night and it is weeks of preparation for a 15 second crash which they analyze for weeks afterwards. I'm not sure if it's a great spectator event. You probably end up standing quite a distance away from the crash as a safety measure since you've got debris flying everywhere.

*not the ones that mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

I think this is the case for most experiment-based fields (and a lot of the sciences). The field work/actual experiment is pretty great/interesting but the setup and subsequent extreme analysis can be mind-numbingly boring.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

I think this is the case for most experiment-based fields (and a lot of the sciences). The field work/actual experiment is pretty great/interesting but the setup and subsequent extreme analysis can be mind-numbingly boring.

"Uggh I've got a theoretical physics doctorate from MIT and all they have me do is push this stupid hand-cart into WHOA NOW WHAT THE HECK?!?"

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Jerry Cotton posted:

"Uggh I've got a theoretical physics doctorate from MIT and all they have me do is push this stupid hand-cart into WHOA NOW WHAT THE HECK?!?"

Freeman's mind had such a good premise.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
NHTSA does not-so-public tours for car-based companies at least. Usually you're on a catwalk with a plexiglass divider. You can film but you're not supposed to make money off of the videos as an observer.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Mierenneuker posted:

You probably end up standing quite a distance away from the crash as a safety measure since you've got debris flying everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82QmDrqD20s

NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

lol at everyone that just stood there when that poo poo hopped the barrier

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Lime Tonics posted:

Idiot tries to prove something?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjm0UDf.gifv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpvAR5KqkBQ
(warning: gore)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Here's another school bus test with backpacks and coolers included, like a field trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJegZB7KOVY

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

ACES CURE PLANES posted:

Wait, there's people filming that on their phones and stuff in one of those shots. Are crash tests open to the public now? Is it the next big spectator sport?

It's been done, and went as well as you can imagine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

NewForumSoftware posted:

lol at everyone that just stood there when that poo poo hopped the barrier

Seriously. What did they think was going to happen?

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JktVXTHbvWk

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Lady Demelza posted:

It's been done, and went as well as you can imagine: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crush,_Texas

The best part:

"Crush was immediately fired from the Katy railroad. In light of a lack of negative publicity, however, he was rehired the next day."

Things were so inefficient back then. Nowadays they'd skip the whole fire/rehire part. Possibly even promote him, or grant him a larger golden parachute.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Crash tests are fun to watch, but sometimes they can be scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT3G-kcKN70

Try not to crash into the back of a semi.

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