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psychokitty posted:dont talk about lavar that way wait, broccoli is always being a huge bitch, so lavar is right
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Neddy Seagoon posted:It's probably the job for the Fun Police of Starfleet. No sense of wonder or adventure? Stern humorless disposition? Perfect for cleaning up after the latest slingshot round the sun! Turns out 9-11 was just Chekov loving with the phaser arrays after a slingshot and not realizing he was out of calibration mode when he test fired
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Booblord Zagats posted:Turns out 9-11 was just Chekov loving with the phaser arrays after a slingshot and not realizing he was out of calibration mode when he test fired Cyka blyat!
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Also I'm guessing their job consists largely of writing up incident reports and waiting for time travel to be invented so their future generations can dig through the multi-century backlog. Waiting for time travel to be invented? By the time of Voyager, it had been invented a dozen times, and a hundred naturally occurring time travel anomalies had been discovered. They are already swamped in cases by the fact that any Star fleet cadet could cobble together a time machine or slingshot his training shuttle around the sun.
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I saw the images in the OP, I can remember the names of nearly all of them. But I can't remember there was a black guy on the crew at all. Am I a racist?
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Nov 3, 2016 18:48
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No wait I remember now. Just weird seeing him smiling
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Nov 3, 2016 18:49
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Tuvok is the least important Vulcan
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Yea he can't have made a great impression on teenage-me I literally can't remember a single episode centred on him
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i just watched "for the uniform" and lol did sisko just gas a planet to catch eddington
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Nov 3, 2016 20:27
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Yes. That happened.
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and i guess the federation was like "you know what you're right, gently caress the maquis"
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Fojar38 posted:i just watched "for the uniform" and lol did sisko just gas a planet to catch eddington Yeah but the inhabitants can just be re-situated on the cardie planet that eddington gassed, and vise-versa.
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Nov 3, 2016 20:36
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sisko is a loose canon, but dammit, he gets the job done.
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The only tuvok episode I remember is the one where he got a case of the Vulcan hornies and had to find relief
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basic hitler posted:sisko is a loose canon, but dammit, he gets the job done. Picard: Commander Sisko, you're a loose cannon, and you don't deserve to wear that uniform. Sisko: DAMnit, PiCARD, I... get reSULTS!
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Nov 3, 2016 21:53
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Sisko grabs Picard's ear and smiles. "Your pah and mine will cross again. Maybe later tonight around 2200 in the ready room?"
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Fojar38 posted:i just watched "for the uniform" and lol did sisko just gas a planet to catch eddington To much time surrounded by Cardassian interior design.
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Nov 3, 2016 22:40
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i like to imagine a little phantom gul dukat appearing behind sisko at the end of that episode and whispering "now you know the burdens of command" into his ear
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everything's like totally fine though because the cardies on the planet that the maquis poop bombed and the humans on the other planet swapped places.
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Nov 3, 2016 22:59
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Yeah then two or three eps later the Jem'hadar kill all the Maquis.
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Apollodorus posted:Yeah then two or three eps later the Jem'hadar kill all the Maquis. The tyranids ate them. It spun inward. There were no survivors.
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Apollodorus posted:Yeah then two or three eps later the Jem'hadar kill all the Maquis. thank god, all this pre-dominion war buildup is blueballing me
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Fojar38 posted:and i guess the federation was like "you know what you're right, gently caress the maquis" The inhabitants can easily retcon a new planet just like Voyager can retcon shuttlecrafts. And warp nacelles. And warp cores.
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bloodychill posted:The only tuvok episode I remember is the one where he got a case of the Vulcan hornies and had to find relief drat B'elanna had an episode like that where Tom had to go through all these klingon rituals to mate with her. I don't watch a lot of Star Trek but sexual frustration seems like a big theme
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Captain Scandinaiva posted:drat B'elanna had an episode like that where Tom had to go through all these klingon rituals to mate with her. I don't watch a lot of Star Trek but sexual frustration seems like a big theme You just bite em on the knockers and go to town maybe Tom was just a whiner
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Nov 3, 2016 23:50
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Captain Scandinaiva posted:drat B'elanna had an episode like that where Tom had to go through all these klingon rituals to mate with her. I don't watch a lot of Star Trek but sexual frustration seems like a big theme Also every Bashir/Jazdia episode
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Captain Scandinaiva posted:drat B'elanna had an episode like that where Tom had to go through all these klingon rituals to mate with her. I don't watch a lot of Star Trek but sexual frustration seems like a big theme Vorik got horny and but her then she got horney and Tom had to beam down to a planet and the dr told him he had to bang her in a cave to save her life. Good episode.
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Beowulfs_Ghost posted:Waiting for time travel to be invented? By the time of Voyager, it had been invented a dozen times, and a hundred naturally occurring time travel anomalies had been discovered. I mean proper "set the destination for the year XXXX, Ensign" time travel, not "well poo poo we got sent to this year by a freak accident, no we need to re-create it" time travel.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Vorik got horny and but her then she got horney and Tom had to beam down to a planet and the dr told him he had to bang her in a cave to save her life. Good episode. God those episodes were weird. For a federation supposedly above hangups like race, species, religion, and gender they still lose their minds when a hot dicking is required.
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It's just a coincidence Sisko men almost exclusively hook up with other black folk.
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pomery posted:God those episodes were weird. For a federation supposedly above hangups like race, species, religion, and gender they still lose their minds when a hot dicking is required. I'm all hot and bothered, I'm gonna go mope on the holodeck and tinker on a muscle car.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm all hot and bothered, I'm gonna go mope on the holodeck and tinker on a muscle car. Didn't they program tuvoks wife into the holodeck to allow tuvok to get his rocks off without breaking his vows? And by they I'm pretty sure it was Paris.
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Watching The Loss, Troi loses her empathic abilities ("Captain, he seems angry") and turns out to not be a good counselor and just kind of mean to everyone.
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...and the pitch! posted:It's just a coincidence Sisko men almost exclusively hook up with other black folk. Cassidy Yates was a cutey.
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Trast posted:Cassidy Yates was a cutey. She sure was. Her costumes weren't very flattering either.
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Watching the lesbian Dax episode. They could have wrapped a better story around a girl on girl kiss.
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criscodisco posted:You just bite em on the knockers and go to town maybe Tom was just a whiner tom paris is no whiner he's a ladies man all you gotta do is the elbow sex with klingons
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pomery posted:Didn't they program tuvoks wife into the holodeck to allow tuvok to get his rocks off without breaking his vows? Monogamy versus survival. Adherence to Tuvok's wedding vows seems very illogical. Also, with him presumed dead, I'd imagine his wife would find a new mate quickly.
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