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AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Whoa is that Thompson himself? :eyepop: I forgot he existed.

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/794315238132895750

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Inspector Hound posted:

This is actually basically what happened the time the British caught hitler

also basically every non-trump republican candidate

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Jeb Bush 2012 posted:

remove the minimum voting age entirely imo

my non-joke opinion is that people under 18 with jobs are experiencing taxation without representation and should be allowed to vote.

joke opinion is that only people 25-45 should vote.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

TwinsensRevenge posted:

i hope madam president fucks with alex jones and all the conspiracy theorists in subtle ways, like encoding illuminati messages in her tweets or slipping some obviously fake documents in with their driver renewal papers that talk about jade helm or something

Shes sneaky like that

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

BANK ROBBER / TERRORIST: Ha ha! Nobody will stop me from committing these heinous crimes!

[Jim Gilmore begins opening his clarinet case.]

GILMORE: Do re mi fa so la ti DIE!

[Gilmore take a handgun from the case and heroically shoots the evil man. Everybody claps.]

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Lastgirl posted:

nite crew is a state of mind fam




I watched their NPR tiny desk concert last night and holy heck they are incredibly awkward human beings






Sick synths tho

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

didnt u kill ur liver or something

i literally blew up my pancreas which is apparently a common rear end way for alcoholics 2 die........ I think thats what got fred jr

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/240462265680289792

Itzena
Aug 2, 2006

Nothing will improve the way things currently are.
Slime TrainerS

That DICK! posted:

Name a good animal noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk1mAd77Hr4

The finest call in nature.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

AceRimmer posted:

Whoa is that Thompson himself? :eyepop: I forgot he existed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u56OusNnEFU

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Joementum posted:

BANK ROBBER / TERRORIST: Ha ha! Nobody will stop me from committing these heinous crimes!

[Jim Gilmore begins opening his clarinet case.]

GILMORE: Do re mi fa so la ti DIE!

[Gilmore take a handgun from the case and heroically shoots the evil man. Everybody claps.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKWx1KRi-xQ

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

"Nite Crew" is an adjective not a noun. Its use a noun is considered pejorative by sufferers victims those experiencing Nitecrewism. The preferred term is "crew of night". :colbert:

hey amn its what it is

i dont make the rules i just live by em ya dig

always be laughin @ the abyss and shitpost in the screamin void that is donal j trumps cloaca mouth


nate will be bald by nov 8

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Al! posted:

i literally blew up my pancreas which is apparently a common rear end way for alcoholics 2 die........ I think thats what got fred jr

holy jabroni
so does this mean ur a superhero or something??

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007



hmmmmm the jokes, the jokes... they escape me

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/danieljwindham/status/794286264967135232

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
when you go toalcoholism school everyones always ooo my liver my liver ow my livy hurty blah blah but its the pancreas drat, thats the real tyrannical motherfucker!!!!

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
:rip: my dead gay separatist country

I'm the guy that throws the helmet in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GqCuD0hSk8

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

ted cruz still ted cruz

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

hmmmmm the jokes, the jokes... they escape me

nothing like poo poo to attract all the flies innit

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:
thread is flyin tonight

flyin tight, flyin right

Marcus Garvey
Oct 24, 2015

Pacra posted:

I watched their NPR tiny desk concert last night and holy heck they are incredibly awkward human beings






Sick synths tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCIG6Jldl24

this is my fav tiny desk concert

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tiny Desk concerts are very good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-OoG1aGYO0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TiEO149Ydc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Turdfuzz posted:

holy jabroni
so does this mean ur a superhero or something??

yeah i can drink myself 2 death real good

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Pander posted:

Every move he makes seems to be made to counter a worry of "what if I lose the white male supremacist vote?"

The sad thing is he's going to get a non-zero percentage of the jewish vote :smith:

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/freddymylovee/status/794264547355983879

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Lastgirl posted:

nothing like poo poo to attract all the flies innit

I hope no one explains that to attendees of the rally. Those people don't seem to like journalists very much.

Jeb Bush 2012
Apr 4, 2007

A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Fidel Castronaut posted:

my non-joke opinion is that people under 18 with jobs are experiencing taxation without representation and should be allowed to vote.

joke opinion is that only people 25-45 should vote.

making voting contingent in any way on taxation or employment is extremely bad

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Corny posted:

The sad thing is he's going to get a non-zero percentage of the jewish vote :smith:

he loves them because they make great deals

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Corny posted:

The sad thing is he's going to get a non-zero percentage of the jewish vote :smith:

It's probably the hardcore people who really want Israel to kick all the Muslims out.

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

Eat a booger ted, for old time's sake

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

False flag

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Almost every single Clinton appearance has been at a spot in a swing state with early voting, near an early voting site, during early voting hours. Each time I see pool reporters talk about enormous crowds of people leaving the rally and going to vote. This is very very smart.

Trump has done FOUR rallies today, the first literally in the middle of nowhere in the part of FL that is in the tank for him

the second in the Philly suburbs (questionable but makes sense) but in a state with no early voting

#3 was way on the outskirts of Concord, NC and ~4 miles from the nearest early voting place. IIRC he did not discuss early voting and left immediately. Certainly no transport for rallygoers was arranged

Tonight will be after polls close so it doesn't matter

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Corny posted:

The sad thing is he's going to get a non-zero percentage of the jewish vote :smith:

Wasn't there some early poll that said he had a majority of the hassidic vote?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/KatyTurNBC/status/794316686799159296

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/cher/status/794317847778488320

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


i'm guessing trump does this specifically for the chants

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
*stands up* I am nite krew

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Epic High Five posted:

Almost every single Clinton appearance has been at a spot in a swing state with early voting, near an early voting site, during early voting hours. Each time I see pool reporters talk about enormous crowds of people leaving the rally and going to vote. This is very very smart.

Trump has done FOUR rallies today, the first literally in the middle of nowhere in the part of FL that is in the tank for him

the second in the Philly suburbs (questionable but makes sense) but in a state with no early voting

#3 was way on the outskirts of Concord, NC and ~4 miles from the nearest early voting place. IIRC he did not discuss early voting and left immediately. Certainly no transport for rallygoers was arranged

Tonight will be after polls close so it doesn't matter

That makes him smart

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

Almost every single Clinton appearance has been at a spot in a swing state with early voting, near an early voting site, during early voting hours. Each time I see pool reporters talk about enormous crowds of people leaving the rally and going to vote. This is very very smart.

Trump has done FOUR rallies today, the first literally in the middle of nowhere in the part of FL that is in the tank for him

the second in the Philly suburbs (questionable but makes sense) but in a state with no early voting

#3 was way on the outskirts of Concord, NC and ~4 miles from the nearest early voting place. IIRC he did not discuss early voting and left immediately. Certainly no transport for rallygoers was arranged

Tonight will be after polls close so it doesn't matter

remember that he is donald trump, the rallies themselves ARE the purpose. just pure Attention.

it's why he usually holds them in places that already love him

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