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Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Charlz Guybon posted:

Why does the polling seem disconnected from the early voting numbers. They look really good for Nevada and Florida. If HRC wins both, then she wins the election doesn't she?

Nevada is a notoriously difficult state to poll and Florida is always a close call, so current polling reflects that.

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greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
I hope to god when she gets in one to priority is diversifying the fbi with more women and minorities.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Crowsbeak posted:

But I also like Snyder's style.

*Crowsbeak dragged kicking and screaming into the cornfield by the ghostly hands of ownage*

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Mr Interweb posted:

FBI likes Trump and CIA likes Hillary?

I'd figure it'd be the other way around.

The CIA actually knows what working for Hillary is like.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

IDGI

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

And man some corners of the internet are still in the 90s. I tried to order a replacement key for my dope vintage desk a couple months ago and they wanted me to print out a form and mail them a check.

NPR is like that. I am a sustaining member and my card expired so I went online to update my card.

They wanted to me to request a form and then mail it back to them

wtf.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Coheed and Camembert posted:

Listen, you wonky goons. gently caress the numbers, how is Florida feeling?

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/794330077999730688

Who said Hillary was winning I'll beat your rear end?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MPUySPKm50

The Rokstar
Aug 19, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
If your earliest memories of the internet don't involve sending emails to a Gopher server to do FTP searches then you can gtfo

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


fbi should be purged vlad the impaler style imo our internal security guys trying to gently caress with an election is some 3rd world poo poo and few dozen spiked corpses in the capital mall will show that that wont fly.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Tell us of the beforetimes, grandpa :allears:

I heard porn used to just be ASCII art

It was worse. It was just Magizenes int he woods.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


I used to have a negative postcount in the 10,000s somehow and apparently i've had about 20 custom titles in my time here in addition to my dozen years. Time flies.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

The Rokstar posted:

If your earliest memories of the internet don't involve sending emails to a Gopher server to do FTP searches then you can gtfo
my earliest memories of the internet are googling phrases that would give me nudes and get around AOL parental controls

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Deified Data posted:

I don't get it I DON'T GET IT

She's campaigning with Pharell Williams as a surrogate today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

Nessus posted:

Please, the way was prepared for them long ago. The only problem the RNC has with Trump is that he's using their machine in a way that might damage or break it. If Trump was actually winning they'd just be sitting back and smirking.

Oh yeah I get that but seeing it out in the open and abused so violently is really something to behold

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

BigRed0427 posted:

It was worse. It was just Magizenes int he woods.

Woods porn is one of the weirdest parts of our shared cultural identity.

Woods porn sounds like an urban legend or a joke but every single person I know of my age group has a woods porn story.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Mel Mudkiper posted:

*Crowsbeak dragged kicking and screaming into the cornfield by the ghostly hands of ownage*

What?

Hey he is an acquired taste like Paul Feige.

DICKS FOR DINNER
Sep 6, 2008

Stand Proud

Charlz Guybon posted:

Why does the polling seem disconnected from the early voting numbers. They look really good for Nevada and Florida. If HRC wins both, then she wins the election doesn't she?

For Nevada specifically, the hours people work and the really high Latinx population throws off polling accuracy substantially. This is not a problem exclusive to this election - it was Obama +2.8 by polling in 2012, and he won the state by over 6 points in reality. Similarly, Reid in 2010 was predicted to lose somewhat comfortably, but ended up winning, again, by about 6 points.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bicyclops posted:

I used to have a negative postcount in the 10,000s somehow and apparently i've had about 20 custom titles in my time here in addition to my dozen years. Time flies.

please explain the fyad to me

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

I'm late to the part but I am glad we're making GBS threads on Slavoj Žižek​. People used to endlessly post his stupid loving videos on this site and it's clear he's a loving moron. Maybe more clear now than before

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx
I knew about SA for a long time but it took the '08 Obama threads to get me to register. :shobon:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Woods porn is one of the weirdest parts of our shared cultural identity.

Woods porn sounds like an urban legend or a joke but every single person I know of my age group has a woods porn story.

woods porn just doesnt work in our overstimulated generation. All we get now are lovely clowns

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Pastrymancy posted:

She's campaigning with Pharell Williams as a surrogate today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

Uuughhh. If she's going that hard for the toddler set she should really be campaigning with Silento and Idina Menzel

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
My first exposure to the internet as a child was beastwars.com

Now it just forwards to Hasbro. I was really hoping for a sweet Space Jam-esque relic.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

straight up brolic posted:

my earliest memories of the internet are googling phrases that would give me nudes and get around AOL parental controls

Secret staying up all night to download a 30 second clip of 120 resolution lesbian porn at 28k

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Woods porn is one of the weirdest parts of our shared cultural identity.

Woods porn sounds like an urban legend or a joke but every single person I know of my age group has a woods porn story.

I dont have that kind of story. I was pretty sheltered till College.

My first exposure to porn is AOL upload boards with semi nude Anime girls

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
My first exposure was a animorphs fansite.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I honestly hope November 9th is like the episode of South Park where all the McCain voters are preparing to commit mass suicide.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
really she should be dressing like Hamilton to lock down the youth crowd

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Mr Interweb posted:

FBI likes Trump and CIA likes Hillary?

I'd figure it'd be the other way around.

Foreign policy is the CIA's bag and Trump has horrified every foreign policy expert in America so

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

bhsman posted:

I knew about SA for a long time but it took the '08 Obama threads to get me to register. :shobon:

I actually don't remember how I found SA.

My guess was it was when I use to lurk chan invasion boards and ED. Heard about SA through there.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
There was a poll that found that only something like 7% of conservative Inernational Relations scholars supported Trump

Pastrymancy
Feb 20, 2011

11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Uuughhh. If she's going that hard for the toddler set she should really be campaigning with Silento and Idina Menzel

Bernie is also at the rally so I have no idea what the target demographics are for this NC event specifically

isk
Oct 3, 2007

You don't want me owing you

Pastrymancy posted:

Bernie is also at the rally so I have no idea what the target demographics are for this NC event specifically

gary-oldman-everyone.gif

bhsman
Feb 10, 2008

by exmarx

BigRed0427 posted:

I actually don't remember how I found SA.

My guess was it was when I use to lurk chan invasion boards and ED. Heard about SA through there.

My brother would show me the photoshop/MSPaint contests in ~05 like Dads VS Dinosaurs and we'd cry laughing at some of the things people would draw or make.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Since we're talking about the forum and all...I noticed that my rap sheet didn't have the latest case I was probated for. This was like 3 or 4 years ago and I got probated for 6 hours cause people didn't like my thread in GBS. Why doesn't it appear? D:

Also, I joined from some acquaintances I knew from a Dragonball Z forum. Been here 12 years, which I think makes it the longest forum I've ever been at.

Mr Interweb fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Nov 4, 2016

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
You were pardoned by Obama.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:

You were pardoned by Ozma.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Mr Interweb posted:

Since we're talking about the forum and all...I noticed that my rap sheet didn't have the latest case I was probated for. This was like 3 or 4 years ago and I got probated for 6 hours cause people didn't like my thread in GBS. Why doesn't it appear? D:

Gassed threads autoprobate you for a bit, and don't show up on your rap sheet. Source: My rap sheet.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mr Interweb posted:

Since we're talking about the forum and all...I noticed that my rap sheet didn't have the latest case I was probated for. This was like 3 or 4 years ago and I got probated for 6 hours cause people didn't like my thread in GBS. Why doesn't it appear? D:

my rap sheet is artificially expanded by that week I pissed off a YCS IK for suggesting the anime girls in video games were overly sexualized

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Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Coheed and Camembert posted:

Listen, you wonky goons. gently caress the numbers, how is Florida feeling?

https://twitter.com/randygdub/status/794330077999730688

Trump supporters showing the degree of personal security and dedication to the truth that we've come to expect of them.

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