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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
We don't even have Halloween in Australia and I never got any Halloween candy as a kid. Where is my missing Halloween candy? Where is it?


jk American candy is dogshit

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FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Dillbag posted:

just a reminder that this video is as fake as the hawk picking up the baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhPRtCW5sRk&t=258s

Yes, 3 months ago they said that the viral video's they've been making for the past 2 years have been a way to show how dumb modern news is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccENfRThXOk

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




A young Bruce Wayne saw his parents murdered in front of him once and it hosed him up emotionally for the rest of his life.

Now, considering how seriously children take every little thing, lying to them about eating their Halloween candy is like murdering their parents but everyday for 410,757,864,530 YEARS.

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

FCKGW posted:

Yes, 3 months ago they said that the viral video's they've been making for the past 2 years have been a way to show how dumb modern news is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccENfRThXOk
Ah, the old "puppet-master" defense :bravo:

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Crocoswine posted:

ah yes, my weak rear end idiot toddler with an undeveloped sense of morality punched my leg when I was mean to them, surely they are a psychopath and I must seek treatment for them immediately

Well poo poo, if you have to be a literal psychopath to justify going to a therapist than there wouldn't be that many people in therapy would there?

We should all be in therapy, basically.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
which is worse, pretending to steal ur kid's halloween diabeetus, or spanking them? makes u think

edit: what if u pretedn to steal their candy adn then spank them when they hit you?

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

At least there wasn't any cake, or things could have gotten real ugly.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

Garrand posted:

Yeah, those kids want to eat candy from halloween? Those little fuckers oughta be working the coal mines, then they'd know the true value of a kit kat.

gently caress when I was a kid I had to PAY candy in order to work the coal mines. :(

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I always wondered how dry that cake is because only the frosting gets messed up.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR2ztI_G43c

the sounds of wailing children as they begin to realize there will be no cake make this even funnier

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Australian Senator Bob Day, of the We Hate Homos, Abos, Women, Poor People and Heathens Family First Party, has had some problems recently.

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 00:03 on Nov 4, 2016

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hyperlynx posted:

Australian Senator Bob Day, of the We Hate Homos, Abos, Women, Poor People and Heathens Family First Party, has had some problems recently.

All this punishment for a man who didn't lie about eating the Halloween candy of small children? That's so hosed up.

also Benghazi

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

I'd be pretty pissed if my parents broke my trust and assaulted me on my birthday as well.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

I'd be pretty pissed if my parents broke my trust and assaulted me on my birthday as well.

jfc shut up. Or do you actually enjoy endless, mindless derails?

Can we have a forum to which to exile people just so they can express their irrelevant personal opinion about stupid crap, where they can continuously bicker over and reignite the same topics over and over and over again? Safely in isolation so their tedious crap doesn't bring down everything else?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I think he was trolling. Check your mouth for a hook.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

What an appropriate cake.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Hyperlynx posted:

Can we have a forum to which to exile people just so they can express their irrelevant personal opinion about stupid crap, where they can continuously bicker over and reignite the same topics over and over and over again? Safely in isolation so their tedious crap doesn't bring down everything else?

we do. it's called PYF

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Hyperlynx posted:

Australian Senator Bob Day, of the We Hate Homos, Abos, Women, Poor People and Heathens Family First Party, has had some problems recently.

Tell him to come to the US and run for president, he's true presidential material.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Subjunctive posted:

I think he was trolling. Check your mouth for a hook.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Hyperlynx posted:

jfc shut up. Or do you actually enjoy endless, mindless derails?

Can we have a forum to which to exile people just so they can express their irrelevant personal opinion about stupid crap, where they can continuously bicker over and reignite the same topics over and over and over again? Safely in isolation so their tedious crap doesn't bring down everything else?

So you literally want a safe space where you can ignore child abuse? Wow I guess we know who's voting for Trump.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I hope social services takes those kids away from those cats

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Crocoswine posted:

I hope social services takes those kids away from those cats

Regardless, those kids are in for a long haul to overcome that abuse. Hopefully they get therapy.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

So you literally want a safe space where you can ignore child abuse?

No, that's the anime subforum.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Dillbag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR2ztI_G43c

the sounds of wailing children as they begin to realize there will be no cake make this even funnier
Since we're past halloween now we can look forward to christmas present pranks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjguRfuCwYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ

Several years back I wrapped my younger cousins' presents in hot pink paper and their dad's was in several layers of wrapped boxes. It was great.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

They should really rename it Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Stunts

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Parts Kit posted:

Since we're past halloween now we can look forward to christmas present pranks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjguRfuCwYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ

Several years back I wrapped my younger cousins' presents in hot pink paper and their dad's was in several layers of wrapped boxes. It was great.

For a while me and my sister would always get a Santa photo of us for our mom from the local flea market, like well into our mid-20s, generally like a 4"x6" polaroid in a card. Last time we did that, it was in the biggest box we could find, full of smaller boxes.

And she still loved it. :3:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
http://i.imgur.com/t9bjBY3.gifv

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Hyperlynx posted:

Australian Senator Bob Day, of the We Hate Homos, Abos, Women, Poor People and Heathens Family First Party, has had some problems recently.

I issued this piece of poo poo's building permits in Victoria for about 5 years. He got more stop work orders issued against him than all of our other clients combined. Basically he ran his companies like a big ponzi scheme.

Can't believe it took so long to catch up to him to be honest.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Gorilla Salad posted:

No, that's the anime subforum.

:golfclap:

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NFyFgdi_Iw

Uh, :nws: for language I guess, but it's :australia: so that should already be apparent

And one more for some sweet schadenfreude:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals

None of the bogans I know are ever this entertaining, threatening to get the Bandidos on somebody because they threw a ciggie butt in the trash would make for some funny news headlines, never ever seen anyone point the bone at somebody before that's loving priceless.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Hyperlynx posted:

Australian Senator Bob Day, of the We Hate Homos, Abos, Women, Poor People and Heathens Family First Party, has had some problems recently.

Also the senate was so precariously balanced between the current government and the opposition/crossbench that his departure has made it unlikely that the government will be able to get new legislation passed without that one vote so they've had to put a bunch of stuff on hold for months until he gets replaced.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Hyperlynx posted:

Australian Senator Bob Day, of the We Hate Homos, Abos, Women, Poor People and Heathens Family First Party, has had some problems recently.

A garbage Nazi party full of corrupt morons and assholes? :eyepop: :popeye: :eyepoop:

Why the gently caress do people keep electing these nimrods.

Metos
Nov 25, 2005

Sup Ladies

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

We don't even have Halloween in Australia and I never got any Halloween candy as a kid. Where is my missing Halloween candy? Where is it?


jk American candy is dogshit
We had one huge lot of kids doing it here, which was also a day after we had a halloween party. I asked my partner what she gave them and she replied 'Oh all the worst of the leftover candy from the party, those Caramello Koalas'

:sever:

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

trickybiscuits posted:

One did.

I love it when the kids just collapse onto the floor. It's probably scarring their poor young brains and I feel bad for that, but Halloween just isn't complete without a small child lying on the floor motionless in total despair.

Is your Halloween costume "aatrek"?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

It took me a minute to figure out that the drone was a red herring, since they're so often the source of the gently caress-ups in these videos. But no, Beardy McFly has plenty to screw him up without the drone entering into it.

(I hope his arm's okay, those gullwing doors close at the drop of a hat.)

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im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


he died

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