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Rolo posted:I bought a tv a year ago when I got a PlayStation. drat dude, that's the saddest thing I've seen in this thread
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mds2 posted:Least surprising thing I have seen today. http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2016/11/02/suspect-allegedly-puts-razor-blades-trump-pence-sign-outside-plano-polling-location
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Kurieg posted:http://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2016/11/02/suspect-allegedly-puts-razor-blades-trump-pence-sign-outside-plano-polling-location That's why you're supposed to carefully check all your kids' political signs they bring home before you let them eat them
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That's not how you Fosbury Flop at all.
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http://i.imgur.com/TUpUTsA.gifv We get it, you vape.
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Jew it to it! posted:That's not how you Fosbury Flop at all. Fun Fosbury story that is vaguely related to the thread: my mom went to the same elementary school that he had attended, right as he premiered that move and went to the Olympics. The school was very proud of that connection and asked him to come give a small talk to all the kids, including my mother, who was eight or nine at the time. Apparently all the kids were insanely excited to see him, and basically the instant he showed up they all started screaming and rushed him. I guess instinct took over, on both sides. Cue this poor 20-year-old kid sprinting away from a group of screeching fourth graders, never to return. The whole family still teases my mom for being a part of that.
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Samfucius posted:Fun Fosbury story that is vaguely related to the thread: my mom went to the same elementary school that he had attended, right as he premiered that move and went to the Olympics. The school was very proud of that connection and asked him to come give a small talk to all the kids, including my mother, who was eight or nine at the time. Apparently all the kids were insanely excited to see him, and basically the instant he showed up they all started screaming and rushed him. I guess instinct took over, on both sides. Cue this poor 20-year-old kid sprinting away from a group of screeching fourth graders, never to return. I hope he was as good at the 50 yard dash as he was in the high jump! Little kids can be drat quick when they want to be.
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Jew it to it! posted:That's not how you Fosbury Flop at all. I think she's trying to scissor kick over it. Maybe. It's the look of someone trying something for the first time, but they've seen other people doing it and figure it can't be that hard.
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Lime Tonics posted:http://i.imgur.com/TUpUTsA.gifv Galaxy note 7?
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Attitude Indicator posted:Galaxy note 7? Vape battery
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I saw a guy grabbing his bullet wound, but he forgot he had poo poo on his hand and he was getting it into the wound by accident
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flosofl posted:Vape battery I was filling up my car about six months ago when a guy tried to vape at the pump near me and got seriously yelled at over the (incredibly loud) speaker system from the bloke working there. I believe it started with "What the hell do you think you're doing you bloody drongo!" and only got better from there. The petrol station was attached to a mall parking lot, so there were literally hundreds of people around looking at the guy and how stupid he was. When I went inside to pay, the vaping idiot was trying to argue with him that he should be allowed to vape while filling because the vape isn't "electronic" and can't cause sparks or anything.
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Gorilla Salad posted:I was filling up my car about six months ago when a guy tried to vape at the pump near me and got seriously yelled at over the (incredibly loud) speaker system from the bloke working there. I believe it started with "What the hell do you think you're doing you bloody drongo!" and only got better from there. 
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drongo is a made up word. you're making that up.
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They're illusions, Michael.
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Turtlicious posted:drongo is a made up word. Australian English best English Ya flamin' galah
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Moreau posted:Australian English best English My only exposure to Australian English is from watching "Neighbours" in the late 90s, do people actually say "rack off!" (I'm assuming not) 
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Gorilla Salad posted:I was filling up my car about six months ago when a guy tried to vape at the pump near me and got seriously yelled at over the (incredibly loud) speaker system from the bloke working there. I believe it started with "What the hell do you think you're doing you bloody drongo!" and only got better from there. i mean, his reasoning is wrong and dumb, but it's no more dangerous than a mobile phone (the battery voltages are literally the same)
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gibb3h posted:My only exposure to Australian English is from watching "Neighbours" in the late 90s, do people actually say "rack off!" (I'm assuming not) Yeah but nah, I hear that pretty regularly. Moreso than drongo, but location could change that. Older folk (i.e.60+) and rural folk have some frankly wonderful lingo.
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Noctone posted:i mean, his reasoning is wrong and dumb, but it's no more dangerous than a mobile phone (the battery voltages are literally the same) And the exploding had nothing to do with vaping. The guy kept a loose unprotected industrial strength battery in his pocket with stuff that could short it. Not that cheap chinese hardware doesn't explode, but this is more osha than anything.
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Australians are a weird people. The Australian sun has warped the speech part of their brains and now its all naru instead of no, "We gatta go down ta Woolies", and "I live in Perth"
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Hihohe posted:"I live in Perth" What is this loving gibberish?
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mcbexx posted:"Oh man, if I pull this off, I will feast like a king!" Idiot doesn't realize "A Modest Proposal" is satire.
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Hihohe posted:Australians are a weird people. The Australian sun has warped the speech part of their brains and now its all naru instead of no, "We gatta go down ta Woolies", and "I live in Perth"
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Did anyone post this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPDv_u-Ooec I don't understand why these drunks feel the urge to do acrobatics when they're smashed. I must've been to some boring-rear end parties.
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Hihohe posted:Australians are a weird people. The Australian sun has warped the speech part of their brains and now its all naru instead of no, "We gatta go down ta Woolies", and "I live in Perth" I've posted this once before but I think its great enough to deserve a re-post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JRD4eaFHU
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Foxhound posted:
hey guys, just chiming in with my contribution to this, the schadenfreude thread
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Spectral Debt posted:WORLDSTAR
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Cross-posting from the glorious Game 7 thread:Bigass Moth posted:My friend is a tattoo artist... Also, the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 series lead.
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sandoz posted:hey guys, just chiming in with my contribution to this, the schadenfreude thread 
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Hihohe posted:Australians are a weird people. The Australian sun has warped the speech part of their brains and now its all naru instead of no, "We gatta go down ta Woolies", and "I live in Perth"
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This kills me because it sounds like Danny from Grease trying to do an "Australian Accent". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS9SXH3DfT8
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I'm pretty sure the boyfriend was Lebanese, they have a very distinct accent.
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NeurosisHead posted:We had two police shootings in Des Moines last night. Generally upper middle class suburb, mostly caucasian. Someone ambushed two offices sitting in their squad cars, and shot them. The local news posts about it all immediately turned into gently caress BLACK LIVES MATTER BLUE LIVES MATTER THOSE BLACKS ARE BARBARIANS. This won't be widely known because The Drudge Report won't mention it, and all U.S. "news" media uses The Drudge Report as the primary source of information for the day's consumption.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NFyFgdi_Iw Uh,  for language I guess, but it's  so that should already be apparentAnd one more for some sweet schadenfreude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals
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A schad tradition: Jimmy Kimmel makes parents pretend they ate their kids' candy for the 6th year running: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOwEwJD_p2w
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