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with christmas coming up i think it's time we start talking about gifts for the baby savior. i know, i know, there are traditions and everything but it's 2016, pops, it's time to update. we'll start with some updated classics and everyone can work from there gold. ok i guess but you need to update it a little bit. instead of unspecified forms of gold, try getting the savior a gold grill or a cool chain with his/her name as a pendant frankincense. alright first things first the doctor's name was frankincense, so technically this is frankincense's monster, but that's too old school anyway. instead, consider getting a zombie or a sparkling vampire for that hip new vibe myrrh. pets such as a cat can be a good idea for older saviors to help learn responsibility, but make sure to take into account your particular savior's age and level of responsibility as well as any allergies (including the parents and/or siblings of the savior) a drum song. uh i don't think that's really a present. instead consider getting the savior a drum sequencer or their very own electronic drum set. give a savior a drum song and they'll be entertained for what? 5, 10 minutes tops? but give a savior a synthesizer and they'll be entertained for life
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IF they were really wise men, they would have brought some Pampers.
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Nov 4, 2016 02:48
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misty mountaintop posted:IF they were really wise men, they would have brought some Pampers.
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Nov 4, 2016 02:52
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cheese. goes well with whine (bc babies cry a lot) and wine (bc you may often find your meticulously bottled breast milk has spontaneously been transformed) lemons and basil (a lot). i hope the parents like fish and bread bc boy are they going to be having a lot of it. assorted jams, jellies, and marmalades. see above |
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Nov 4, 2016 02:59
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The magi brought quality material spellcasting components and that is a timeless gift if I've ever seen one . 
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Nov 4, 2016 03:07
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Nov 4, 2016 03:09
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i guess really small cookies and milk |
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Nov 4, 2016 03:50
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holy moley, or, if you've got good chilies, holy molé |
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Nov 4, 2016 04:37
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Manifisto posted:holy moley, or, if you've got good chilies, holy molé lol |
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Nov 4, 2016 04:45
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8 And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9 A kickass RC quadcopter drone from RadioShack® appeared to them, and the glory of capitalism shone around them, and they were extremely into it. 10 The drone said to them, “Hang-ten my dudes. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all gamers. 11 There's a Steam sale on. I got Civ 6 for like thirty percent off"
FutonForensic fucked around with this message at 04:56 on Nov 4, 2016
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FutonForensic posted:8 And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9 A kickass RC quadcopter drone from RadioShack® appeared to them, and the glory of capitalism shone around them, and they were extremely into it. 10 The drone said to them, “Hang-ten my dudes. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all gamers. 11 There's a Steam sale on. I got Civ 6 for like thirty percent off"
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Nov 4, 2016 05:10
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an alphabet book with the letter "t" removed (they'll learn about it when they're older) |
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Nov 4, 2016 06:52
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Macnult posted:an alphabet book with the letter "t" removed (they'll learn about it when they're older) |
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Nov 4, 2016 06:58
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misty mountaintop posted:IF they were really wise men, they would have brought some Pampers. |
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Nov 4, 2016 07:14
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They just brought me a 32 year old gift certificate to radio shack. Where the hell am I supposed to find one of those in today's hip radio free world?
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Nov 4, 2016 10:02
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frankincense, myrrh and fiat currency
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Nov 4, 2016 16:35
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a basket full of bitcoins
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Nov 4, 2016 16:36
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i would give jesus one of those toys that goes on your crib that has airplanes and spaceships and stuff
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Nov 4, 2016 17:49
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FutonForensic posted:8 And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. 9 A kickass RC quadcopter drone from RadioShack® appeared to them, and the glory of capitalism shone around them, and they were extremely into it. 10 The drone said to them, “Hang-ten my dudes. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all gamers. 11 There's a Steam sale on. I got Civ 6 for like thirty percent off" |
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Nov 4, 2016 18:23
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The season pass for the newest call of duty but not the base game
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Nov 6, 2016 13:50
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- A beautifully embroidered blanket - A soft, warm savior robe to wear - Dora the explorer on dvd - A new nintendo 3ds with pokemon sun AND moon - A cool hat |
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Nov 7, 2016 13:02
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a toy carpentry set
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Nov 7, 2016 13:48
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a custom designed virtual spaceship |
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Nov 8, 2016 00:24
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Barking Gecko posted:a custom designed virtual spaceship what does god need with a starship? 
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Nov 8, 2016 00:25
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a verified twitter account |
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Nov 8, 2016 00:53
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i would give him an SA account that was his name this accomplishes 2 things |
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Nov 8, 2016 00:55
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| oh gosh can't i just pick something out of the sears wishlist catalogue. like this uh [flipping pages] duck projection light gun game. it comes with an rc truck | |
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Nov 8, 2016 02:28
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Hey there sweet little savior baby- lookit what mama and da-da's friends brought you..! Hey- Season Six of Seinfeld on DVD, alright, Some "french incense sticks" okay those are for mom and dad... and... Skin Scentsations body oil, in myrrh? Well, I mean I guess if the savior doesn't want it then we can always return it for store credit! Happy birthday to our dumb lil big ol' miracle baby! Aw~! |
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Nov 8, 2016 05:14
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crib. there's a reason there was never a show called MTV mangers. water features a plus for parties
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Nov 8, 2016 08:59
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pounded in the butt by my own baby savior by chuck tingle. p self explanatory honestly |
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