PYF Macros & Memes Part IV: [orders soldiers to stab the water]

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ThaGhettoJew: Jul 4, 2003; The world is a ghetto

spit on my clit posted:

why do ya have to be so sour?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:33

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# ? May 16, 2024 00:47

Rama of Ra: Sep 7, 2005; ~Where's Sitka? Right about the middle of your thumb.~

Well played.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:39

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

# ? Nov 3, 2016 05:42

Rama of Ra: Sep 7, 2005; ~Where's Sitka? Right about the middle of your thumb.~

: me desperately tryin not to double post (and failing)

Rama of Ra has a new favorite as of 06:26 on Nov 3, 2016

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:18

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

cinci zoo sniper posted:

# ? Nov 3, 2016 07:07

Stex T: Mar 7, 2005; Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 07:35

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

https://twitter.com/Valli_Swag7/status/794040386763313152?s=09

# ? Nov 3, 2016 09:11

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

cinci zoo sniper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SrIggv_Jbo

# ? Nov 3, 2016 16:08

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:51

waffles beyond waffles: Jun 22, 2008; Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

The sun?

ninjapieguy posted:

Mass of 6 trillion John Cenas = 684000000000 kg
Mass of sun = 1989100000000000000000000000000 kg
Sun wins.

waffles beyond waffles has a new favorite as of 04:34 on Nov 4, 2016

# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:28

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

6 trillion John Cenas would form a celestial body with a mass of 6.84 x 10^14 kg. This makes them approximately as large as a medium-sized asteroid. The sun, meanwhile, masses around 2 x 10^30 kg. In any conceivable encounter between these two objects, the one that is 3,000,000,000,000,000 times bigger is going to win.

I know what you're thinking: can't the John Cenas just, like, punch the sun really hard or hit it with 6 trillion folding chairs or suplex it or something? Well, despite what photos like the above seem, the sun does not really have a "surface." The hot gas (or plasma, if you want to call it that) that is glowing white-hot on the surface of the sun does not give way to outer space - instead, there is a continuous thinning of the atmosphere that only appears to have a boundary. The boundary we see is just the edge between "stuff hot enough to be opaque glowing stuff" and "stuff not quite that hot." So, long before the John Cenas got close to this "surface," they would be well inside the Sun, and be melted and evaporated into gas. And so would their folding chairs. You can't punch gas, nor can you suplex something you can't grab.

efb, but whatever

# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:36

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Maybe you can't

# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:38

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

ThaGhettoJew posted:

I want this so bad. Too bad It looks like it's a custom print that ended in August.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:46

waffles beyond waffles: Jun 22, 2008; Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:51

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:03

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

MrCussMustard posted:

how much juice does the lemon contain

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:11

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

wiffles beyond wiffles posted:

notjapieguy posted:
Mass of 6 trillion John Cenas = 684000000000 kg
Juice of 1 Lemon = 1989100000000000000000000000000 ml
Lemon wins.

The lemon?

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:17

GlobglogGroAbgalab: Jul 25, 2016; It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

MrCussMustard's last quote posted:

The lemon?

I swear to Zardoz, if anyone checks my math.........

quote:

That's not enough juice to incapacitate Cena!!!

GO gently caress YOURSELF.

GlobglogGroAbgalab has a new favorite as of 05:30 on Nov 4, 2016

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:20

Horace Kinch: Aug 15, 2007

DontMockMySmock posted:

6 trillion John Cenas would form a celestial body with a mass of 6.84 x 10^14 kg. This makes them approximately as large as a medium-sized asteroid. The sun, meanwhile, masses around 2 x 10^30 kg. In any conceivable encounter between these two objects, the one that is 3,000,000,000,000,000 times bigger is going to win.

I know what you're thinking: can't the John Cenas just, like, punch the sun really hard or hit it with 6 trillion folding chairs or suplex it or something? Well, despite what photos like the above seem, the sun does not really have a "surface." The hot gas (or plasma, if you want to call it that) that is glowing white-hot on the surface of the sun does not give way to outer space - instead, there is a continuous thinning of the atmosphere that only appears to have a boundary. The boundary we see is just the edge between "stuff hot enough to be opaque glowing stuff" and "stuff not quite that hot." So, long before the John Cenas got close to this "surface," they would be well inside the Sun, and be melted and evaporated into gas. And so would their folding chairs. You can't punch gas, nor can you suplex something you can't grab.

efb, but whatever

He'll just ambush it at night.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:25

Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

DontMockMySmock posted:

6 trillion John Cenas would form a celestial body with a mass of 6.84 x 10^14 kg. This makes them approximately as large as a medium-sized asteroid. The sun, meanwhile, masses around 2 x 10^30 kg. In any conceivable encounter between these two objects, the one that is 3,000,000,000,000,000 times bigger is going to win.

I know what you're thinking: can't the John Cenas just, like, punch the sun really hard or hit it with 6 trillion folding chairs or suplex it or something? Well, despite what photos like the above seem, the sun does not really have a "surface." The hot gas (or plasma, if you want to call it that) that is glowing white-hot on the surface of the sun does not give way to outer space - instead, there is a continuous thinning of the atmosphere that only appears to have a boundary. The boundary we see is just the edge between "stuff hot enough to be opaque glowing stuff" and "stuff not quite that hot." So, long before the John Cenas got close to this "surface," they would be well inside the Sun, and be melted and evaporated into gas. And so would their folding chairs. You can't punch gas, nor can you suplex something you can't grab.

Yeah, but it's John Cena though. He's been WWE World Champion like, 12 times. And he will never give up.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:32

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

I mean yeah, the sun is pretty big I guess but this is Big Match John we're talking about here.

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:41

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

how many [your moms] would it take to equal the mass of the sun?

# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:43

Royal W: Jun 20, 2008

KoRMaK posted:

how many [your moms] would it take to equal the mass of the sun?

# ? Nov 4, 2016 06:04

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

DontMockMySmock posted:

6 trillion John Cenas would form a celestial body with a mass of 6.84 x 10^14 kg. This makes them approximately as large as a medium-sized asteroid. The sun, meanwhile, masses around 2 x 10^30 kg. In any conceivable encounter between these two objects, the one that is 3,000,000,000,000,000 times bigger is going to win.

I know what you're thinking: can't the John Cenas just, like, punch the sun really hard or hit it with 6 trillion folding chairs or suplex it or something? Well, despite what photos like the above seem, the sun does not really have a "surface." The hot gas (or plasma, if you want to call it that) that is glowing white-hot on the surface of the sun does not give way to outer space - instead, there is a continuous thinning of the atmosphere that only appears to have a boundary. The boundary we see is just the edge between "stuff hot enough to be opaque glowing stuff" and "stuff not quite that hot." So, long before the John Cenas got close to this "surface," they would be well inside the Sun, and be melted and evaporated into gas. And so would their folding chairs. You can't punch gas, nor can you suplex something you can't grab.

efb, but whatever

# ? Nov 4, 2016 06:34

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Jerry Cotton posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SrIggv_Jbo

# ? Nov 4, 2016 06:36

waffles beyond waffles: Jun 22, 2008; Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLkGSV9WDMA

# ? Nov 4, 2016 07:21

Dewgy: Nov 10, 2005; ~🚚special delivery~📦

waffles beyond waffles posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLkGSV9WDMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdWlSF195Y

Fun story: I saw TMBG play the miasma of plasma version live one of the first times they played it, and tell the story behind it. The original version about a mass of gas is weird lyrically because it's basically totally ripped off from an old encyclopedia.

They got a bunch of fan mail correcting them, and their immediate reaction was: "gently caress those guys." (Actual quote.)

The second reaction was to get a newer encyclopedia, go "oh poo poo" and write the new version.

They're so good live. :allears:

# ? Nov 4, 2016 08:31

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Dewgy posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdWlSF195Y

Fun story: I saw TMBG play the miasma of plasma version live one of the first times they played it, and tell the story behind it. The original version about a mass of gas is weird lyrically because it's basically totally ripped off from an old encyclopedia.

They got a bunch of fan mail correcting them, and their immediate reaction was: "gently caress those guys." (Actual quote.)

The second reaction was to get a newer encyclopedia, go "oh poo poo" and write the new version.

They're so good live.