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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

I guess it's pretty slim pickings for Finnish celebrities to put into commercials after Kimi Raikkonen and the dudesons.

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El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007

Volkerball posted:

I guess it's pretty slim pickings for Finnish celebrities to put into commercials after Kimi Raikkonen and the dudesons.

That and your choice of a bevy of melodic death metal/power metal bands.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Everything I know about Finland comes from hydraulic press videos and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNkLhED5Elw.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12 posted:

Crash tests are fun to watch, but sometimes they can be scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT3G-kcKN70

Try not to crash into the back of a semi.



This is what 254 G's to the face looks like.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Why was that guy trying to tame a CAT on the race track?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

chitoryu12 posted:

Try not to crash into the back of a semi.

Given the stopping distance of a truck vs. the stopping distance of a car, if you do manage to do this you were either driving like a twat or have an absolutely glacial reaction time.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Phanatic posted:

Given the stopping distance of a truck vs. the stopping distance of a car, if you do manage to do this you were either driving like a twat or have an absolutely glacial reaction time.

:nws:
Also :nms: once you look at the back of the trailer.


Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
Where's Wald... oh.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Not sure if this is really OSHA but. lovely Indian packaging + Physics = Bomb scare

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5ayp17/tifu_by_causing_an_explosion_40000ft_above_the/

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Volkerball posted:



This is what 254 G's to the face looks like.

That's the accident that killed Jules Bianchi right (after a year in a coma with an anoxic brain injury)?

VodeAndreas
Apr 30, 2009

stab posted:

That's the accident that killed Jules Bianchi right (after a year in a coma with an anoxic brain injury)?

Yep. 😞

2014 Suzuka GP

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Lime Tonics posted:

Idiot tries to prove something?

http://i.imgur.com/Hjm0UDf.gifv

For the billionth time and I don't care that I've said it before. A spinning shaft is terrifying. A scared dog, a Tyrannosaurs Rex, a storm at sea, a moonless night, the anger of a gentle man, the horror of a child having fallen from the back of a truck on the highway, 400v with both hands touching and you're not isolated, 2,000lbs of ANFO blowing up, etc.

None of these are anything like the fear of a spinning shaft.

Yes, I copped a couple of lines but, as my grandpa and father always said: "respect a spinning shaft." I don't care if you crush your hand in a press, I don't care if you cut your hand in a water cutter, I don't care if you carelessly lose a toe from a 1,000lb drop, your lost thumb from a saw is fine.

However: Don't get near a spinning shaft. I don't care that I always say it. I'll keep saying it. I'll tell you again tomorrow when I check the thread. My father and my grandfather never stopped saying it.

Don't get near a spinning shaft.

My ring hand got clicked on lathe once, only once. I never wore a ring again at a lathe. I have told this story before and don't care if you've seen it. But it's important and should be endlessly repeated.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
My dad bought a radial arm saw when I was a kid and he told me the arm part of the name was what it would remove if I wasn't careful.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mostlygray posted:

For the billionth time and I don't care that I've said it before. A spinning shaft is terrifying. A scared dog, a Tyrannosaurs Rex, a storm at sea, a moonless night, the anger of a gentle man, the horror of a child having fallen from the back of a truck on the highway, 400v with both hands touching and you're not isolated, 2,000lbs of ANFO blowing up, etc.

None of these are anything like the fear of a spinning shaft.

Yes, I copped a couple of lines but, as my grandpa and father always said: "respect a spinning shaft." I don't care if you crush your hand in a press, I don't care if you cut your hand in a water cutter, I don't care if you carelessly lose a toe from a 1,000lb drop, your lost thumb from a saw is fine.

However: Don't get near a spinning shaft. I don't care that I always say it. I'll keep saying it. I'll tell you again tomorrow when I check the thread. My father and my grandfather never stopped saying it.

Don't get near a spinning shaft.

My ring hand got clicked on lathe once, only once. I never wore a ring again at a lathe. I have told this story before and don't care if you've seen it. But it's important and should be endlessly repeated.

Don't get shafted.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e01_1478096970

No gore, but the woman did die.

JB50
Feb 13, 2008


Life is cheap in the east.

Forklifts are not.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



the width of her skull is now equal to the ground clearance of that forklift

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Meanwhile in China:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzQ_cwqsRPs

What's she doing in the very last second of the video?

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

violent sex idiot posted:

the design philosophy for busses i believe is that whatever else you are going to hit probably has less people in it so you use them as your crumple zone

They build buses with a rigid frame with the expectation that they are a) slow moving and b) way heavier than 95% of everything else on the road. That way when they do crash into a car, they don't deform much and because they have several times the mass, the actual g force to the passengers isn't that great. It's when they hit things with more mass than the bus, like trees, walls, trains etc, that they have serious problems.

mostlygray posted:

My ring hand got clicked on lathe once, only once. I never wore a ring again at a lathe. I have told this story before and don't care if you've seen it. But it's important and should be endlessly repeated.

Uggghhh there's basically only two scenarios that wearing a ring can gently caress you up in a shop, and they are both horrifying. The first is what could have happened to you, getting caught on something and then degloving or totally removing the finger. And the other is that it conducts enough heat/electricity that it causes serious burns and can't be removed easily/quickly. When I first got into trades, one of my instructors told me about a guy who lost a finger because he was wearing a ring and reflexively grabbed a wrench that had fallen across the posts on a 12V battery. The ring melted instantly from the heat and fused down to the bone. My ring goes into my toolbox in the morning and back on after I'm done washing up at the end of the day (because I'm worried about the pumice in our hand cleaner eroding the soft metal prematurely).

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

EKDS5k posted:

They build buses with a rigid frame with the expectation that they are a) slow moving and b) way heavier than 95% of everything else on the road. That way when they do crash into a car, they don't deform much and because they have several times the mass, the actual g force to the passengers isn't that great. It's when they hit things with more mass than the bus, like trees, walls, trains etc, that they have serious problems.


Uggghhh there's basically only two scenarios that wearing a ring can gently caress you up in a shop, and they are both horrifying. The first is what could have happened to you, getting caught on something and then degloving or totally removing the finger. And the other is that it conducts enough heat/electricity that it causes serious burns and can't be removed easily/quickly. When I first got into trades, one of my instructors told me about a guy who lost a finger because he was wearing a ring and reflexively grabbed a wrench that had fallen across the posts on a 12V battery. The ring melted instantly from the heat and fused down to the bone. My ring goes into my toolbox in the morning and back on after I'm done washing up at the end of the day (because I'm worried about the pumice in our hand cleaner eroding the soft metal prematurely).

plus even minor burns that form a complete circle around a finger can cause necrosis and fingat loss

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cumslut1895 posted:

plus even minor burns that form a complete circle around a finger can cause necrosis and fingat loss

Wow, is that really a thing? I knew girdling/ring-barking with trees will kill off anything above the wound! Now I have a new thing to worry about at work. Watched a guy get his finger de-gloved on a highwire course in basic training back when I was younger and I thought that would be the worst. But slowly killing off the flesh? Nope.jpg

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

Humphreys posted:

Wow, is that really a thing? I knew girdling/ring-barking with trees will kill off anything above the wound! Now I have a new thing to worry about at work. Watched a guy get his finger de-gloved on a highwire course in basic training back when I was younger and I thought that would be the worst. But slowly killing off the flesh? Nope.jpg

That will only work on some trees, palm trees are notably able to survive ring barking. It has to do with how the internal structure of the tree is laid out. In some trees the xylem is only around the outer layer of the tree (the xylem carries nutrients and water up to the leaves) so ring barking the tree cuts the xylem and starves anything above the ring. Palm trees (and others) that have different xylem layouts will survive.

But now I'm super anxious about my tungsten carbide wedding band.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Olothreutes posted:

palm trees are notably able to survive ring barking.

Oh good, that was the only reason I hadn't put a hammock up between two palm trees in my yard. It wasn't about any 'killing the soul of the tree' stuff, just I like the trees and free coconuts. OSHA right there. Laying under a coconut tree asleep as I one day get cracked on the noggin by a coconut falling!

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

Olothreutes posted:

That will only work on some trees, palm trees are notably able to survive ring barking. It has to do with how the internal structure of the tree is laid out. In some trees the xylem is only around the outer layer of the tree (the xylem carries nutrients and water up to the leaves) so ring barking the tree cuts the xylem and starves anything above the ring. Palm trees (and others) that have different xylem layouts will survive.

But now I'm super anxious about my tungsten carbide wedding band.

Tungsten carbide is a great material for a lot of things, but I'm not sure why you'd want it for a wedding band. I think it was this thread where someone linked a car accident victim having a finger surgically amputated to remove the ring prior to the actual trauma surgery they needed. I always thought you'd just hit it with a hammer to remove it in a hurry but apparently not.

Nope: turns out hammers do remove tungsten carbide handily, and other than the sintering alloys possibly being toxic your ring is no more hazardous than any other.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Humphreys posted:

Oh good, that was the only reason I hadn't put a hammock up between two palm trees in my yard. It wasn't about any 'killing the soul of the tree' stuff, just I like the trees and free coconuts. OSHA right there. Laying under a coconut tree asleep as I one day get cracked on the noggin by a coconut falling!
As long as your hammock isn't wrapped around the trees using steel wire or anything else that will saw its way into the bark you'll be fine even if they weren't palm trees. Use wide flat straps:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

IPCRESS posted:

Tungsten carbide is a great material for a lot of things, but I'm not sure why you'd want it for a wedding band. I think it was this thread where someone linked a car accident victim having a finger surgically amputated to remove the ring prior to the actual trauma surgery they needed. I always thought you'd just hit it with a hammer to remove it in a hurry but apparently not.

Nope: turns out hammers do remove tungsten carbide handily, and other than the sintering alloys possibly being toxic your ring is no more hazardous than any other.

Vice grips also work, and are safer than hammers. Tungsten carbide (sintered in a cobalt matrix, as it always is) is hard but brittle. Squeeze the ring a little and it’ll snap in two.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Collateral Damage posted:

As long as your hammock isn't wrapped around the trees using steel wire or anything else that will saw its way into the bark you'll be fine even if they weren't palm trees. Use wide flat straps:



I think Humphreys' bigger worry was getting cracked on the noggin while sleeping from a coconut and becoming dead.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

flosofl posted:

I think Humphreys' bigger worry was getting cracked on the noggin while sleeping from a coconut and becoming dead.

Hammock roofs! Now a thing! Protect your noggin from a floggin!

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

flosofl posted:

I think Humphreys' bigger worry was getting cracked on the noggin while sleeping from a coconut and becoming dead.
Just knock all the coconuts down first and sip drinks from them while lounging in your hammock.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

bitcoin bastard posted:

:nws:
Also :nms: once you look at the back of the trailer.




We had an incident many years ago in Australia where a drugged up piece of poo poo footballer got kicked out of a nightclub one night and drove drunk and drugged along the road at insane speeds until he went right up the back of a truck and had his head taken off.

Naturally it was the truck's fault, because footballers are blameless princesses. But it did mean that we finally got legislation on proper rear impact guards which would actually stop cars from going straight under the back of a truck in a crash.

So, two good things came out of that night.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

chitoryu12 posted:

Crash tests are fun to watch, but sometimes they can be scary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT3G-kcKN70

Try not to crash into the back of a semi.

Hopefully, if you hit a truck, it will be fitted with a 'Mansfield bar'



Named after Jayne Mansfield who demonstrated what happens if you hit a truck that doesn't have one....

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Brb, opening a truck stop tavern called The Mansfield Bar

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Slugworth posted:

Brb, opening a truck stop tavern called The Mansfield Bar

Sounds like it'll be a runaway smash hit!

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Slugworth posted:

Brb, opening a truck stop tavern called The Mansfield Bar

A topless bar?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I hope you serve Timbits

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Hammock roofs! Now a thing! Protect your noggin from a floggin!

Also be careful around flagons with dragons

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
9/8/2016 Worker struck and killed by wall when section of building collapsed. Fatality
9/1/2016 Worker asphyxiated from exposure to chlorine gas. Fatality
8/22/2016 Worker struck and killed by steel form used in production of septic tanks. Fatality
7/2/2016 Worker fatally crushed under laser cutting table. Fatality
6/24/2016 Worker struck and killed by column during demolition. Fatality
6/14/2016 Worker fatally crushed by overhead crane. Fatality
5/24/2016 Worker trimming a tree electrocuted by power lines. Fatality
5/4/2016 Worker killed in fall from ladder jack scaffold. Fatality
4/18/2016 Worker killed in fall from roof. Fatality
4/11/2016 Worker killed when scissors lift fell over. Fatality
3/15/2016 Worker died after becoming entangled in lathe. Fatality
2/29/2016 Worker repairing bus fatally crushed by vehicle. Fatality
2/8/2016 Worker fatally crushed underneath forklift. Fatality
2/2/2016 Worker fatally shot by former co-worker. Fatality
1/22/2016 Worker stuck and killed by falling cart. Fatality
11/10/2015 Worker killed in trench collapse. Fatality
10/27/2015 Worker died after being pulled into machine by rollers. Fatality

OSHA listed fatalities from the past year in my state. Apparently OSHA gets involved when a former co-worker shoots you on the job. The chlorine gas one sounds interesting - better to be asphyxiated to death than to survive that although surviving chlorine is probably impossible.

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000

spog posted:

A topless bar?

heh

And also a truck stop.

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NewForumSoftware
Oct 8, 2016

by Lowtax

Neutrino posted:

9/8/2016 Worker struck and killed by wall when section of building collapsed. Fatality
9/1/2016 Worker asphyxiated from exposure to chlorine gas. Fatality
8/22/2016 Worker struck and killed by steel form used in production of septic tanks. Fatality
7/2/2016 Worker fatally crushed under laser cutting table. Fatality
6/24/2016 Worker struck and killed by column during demolition. Fatality
6/14/2016 Worker fatally crushed by overhead crane. Fatality
5/24/2016 Worker trimming a tree electrocuted by power lines. Fatality
5/4/2016 Worker killed in fall from ladder jack scaffold. Fatality
4/18/2016 Worker killed in fall from roof. Fatality
4/11/2016 Worker killed when scissors lift fell over. Fatality
3/15/2016 Worker died after becoming entangled in lathe. Fatality
2/29/2016 Worker repairing bus fatally crushed by vehicle. Fatality
2/8/2016 Worker fatally crushed underneath forklift. Fatality
2/2/2016 Worker fatally shot by former co-worker. Fatality
1/22/2016 Worker stuck and killed by falling cart. Fatality
11/10/2015 Worker killed in trench collapse. Fatality
10/27/2015 Worker died after being pulled into machine by rollers. Fatality

OSHA listed fatalities from the past year in my state. Apparently OSHA gets involved when a former co-worker shoots you on the job. The chlorine gas one sounds interesting - better to be asphyxiated to death than to survive that although surviving chlorine is probably impossible.

https://www.osha.gov/dep/fatcat/fy15_federal-state_summaries.pdf you could prolly do some good research, get some dope news stories + videos with a list like this

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