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WampaLord posted:My [17M] broke into my own house after sneaking out. My step brother thought I was a intruder. He gave me a black eye and broke my jaw. My parents are treating him like a hero I mean, there's "did the right thing" and then there's "being taken out to a celebratory dinner for putting your stepbrother in the hospital" 
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Jack Trades posted:I'm not surprised because Reddit is full of the kinds of people that think killing an unarmed robber is a good thing. He didn't kill him though. How can you fault the brother?
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Nov 4, 2016 15:31
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Leon Einstein posted:He didn't kill him though. How can you fault the brother? loquacius posted:I mean, there's "did the right thing" and then there's "being taken out to a celebratory dinner for putting your stepbrother in the hospital"
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Nov 4, 2016 15:33
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Older kid disobeyed his parents, stepbro probably feels like poo poo for beating up his brother already and likely just reacted out of fear or panicked. Sucks he got his jaw cracked, but it's his own fault for not telling his boxer brother about the party / that he was sneaking in. I mean come on, the good thing about siblings is that you can help each other dodge the parental arm of the law. i probably wouldn't have given him presents for it though, that's pretty funny and also sad.
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Nov 4, 2016 15:34
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Maybe I'm just a pussy but is it weird to anyone else when young kids are super into MMA? I feel like I've seen a handful of posts now in r/relationships about "my younger sibling is super into MMA/can kick my rear end" etc. and the ensuing drama about it.
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:Maybe I'm just a pussy but is it weird to anyone else when young kids are super into MMA? I feel like I've seen a handful of posts now in r/relationships about "my younger sibling is super into MMA/can kick my rear end" etc. and the ensuing drama about it. Speaking of that! My [16F] sister fights for the UFC. My youngest brother [9M] hid behind her when he was scared. My father is livid quote:Hello, I need to keep this really short. I am super busy at the moment so apologies. (Also, yes, it is weird.)
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Jack Trades posted:I'm not surprised because Reddit is full of the kinds of people that think killing an unarmed robber is a good thing. Yeah, seriously, guys. That seventeen year old ghost with a broken jaw deserves our sympathies and help with his murderer-brother. I get what you're saying and I'm sure there's a significant overlap between 'would like to shoot a 'shadowy' intruder to death' and 'the stepbrother did nothing wrong', but the stepbrother...actually did nothing wrong. If someone breaks into your house while you're sleeping and there you are very statistically likely to be harmed or killed. I mean his family's reaction after the fact is a little questionable, but the stepbrother wasn't out of line. Is it good that this kid got his jaw broken? No! Is it a reasonable punishment for sneaking out? Jesus, no. The broken jaw kid didn't deserve to get punched and the stepbrother was trying to protect his family. Nobody has to be wrong or malicious here. A bad thing happened and everyone is worse off. That's why it's funny.
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WampaLord posted:Speaking of that! "fights for the ufc" lol is this one of those "all martial arts is ufc" things?
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The parents' reaction isn't the brother's fault.
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WampaLord posted:Speaking of that!
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Nov 4, 2016 15:45
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I don't blame the brother, I blame the parents for making the OP feel alienated from a family where he's already the "outsider" with at least three step-siblings and no full siblings. Having to sit out from a celebratory family dinner, because you're in the hospital, because the person the dinner is being thrown for put you there, and that's why the dinner is being thrown in the first place, has to be one of the loneliest feelings imaginable. There HAS to have been a way for them to ease MMA stepbrother's feelings without treating the OP like complete trash.
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Nov 4, 2016 15:45
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only in the USA will someone throw a "you accidentally almost killed your brother" dinner
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Nov 4, 2016 15:48
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Leon Einstein posted:The parents' reaction isn't the brother's fault. You're right, I didn't mean to imply that, but throwing the brother a "great job protecting the house" dinner is supremely hosed up.
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Nov 4, 2016 15:48
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Given the step-family dynamics, it'd be pretty hosed-up of them to have any sort of celebration while he's in the hospital without making an attempt at including him, even if him being put in the hospital wasn't the explicit reason for the celebration. That part makes it REALLY hosed-up.
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The mma brother didn't do anything wrong but holy poo poo taking him out to dinner to celebrate putting his step brother in hospital is bad parenting.
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Nov 4, 2016 15:51
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MMA Brother could have gotten himself killed if it was an actual robber or intruder.
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Nov 4, 2016 15:56
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They could just be going out to dinner and the beaten bro is just framing it that way. Families often go out to eat without it being a celebration.
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Chichevache posted:This sounds really amusing and if anyone else has found it I'd love a link. Found it, on Awful app though so can't get link but it's on page 8 of the anon confessions thread if you want to read goons trying to work out if it's stdh Here quote: I am 33 and I made this has been the worst year of my life. 4 years ago I fell in love with a lovely girl, E, who was 24 at the time. She is perfect - beautiful, smart and witty. Somehow she fell for me too and our relationship was perfect. She gave up everything and moved half way across the country to follow me to my dream job. Everything was amazing. In April this year a new girl, NG, started at my workplace, and I became infatuated. She was super friendly, and I kept reading signs that she was into me. I’ve always thought of myself as a pretty nice guy and wouldn’t betray E ever. Months went by and my obsession had grown exponentially. So (and I know some goons are expecting this) I started to look into open relationships. I read books, watched documentary and looked at forums for advice. I knew E had never considered this, and I had never until this point. I had to have NG. Eventually one drunken night I brought it up, E kept thinking I was joking so I let it die. A few days later I plucked up the courage and told E everything, about NG, about how we could start to see other people whilst still being a couple. Exactly like online guides said I should bring it up. E didn’t speak to me for a week. She was clearly angry and understandably so. However, to my amazement in July she agreed. I was ecstatic, I had the perfect loving life. E was working a pretty lovely job, but going to the gym and there were a few guys there she said she wouldn’t mind hooking up with. My heart twisted, but its only fair I thought. After a few days I asked out NG, and this is where it falls apart. She’s a loving lesbian, a femme or lipstick or whatever. She’s just a friendly person. But she is mortified that I would do this to E. Eventually it spreads through the whole company, and I am an office joke. Meanwhile E has already hooked up with a few guys. Eventually she starts regularly seeing a guy named M. He’s tall, fit, etc. Better shape than me. I go out regularly on my own, because other than my work and E I know no-one in this place. I haven’t even gotten a number. Other than a few girls who stopped replying Tinder has only matched me with bots. E and I have grown apart. She’ll sleep at M’s place. She doesn’t kiss me goodbye anymore, but she is still eerily friendly with me. E would rarely orgasm through penetration, so I’d often go down on her or use a toy. Several times I’ve walked into our apartment before and heard E and M in bed. M makes her come through just loving, she clearly loves it. She’s giving him everything as well, I think even anal which I never got. I know a lot of people will think this sounds a lot like SA’s favourite C-word but its not really the same. I've still not hooked up with anyone. NG and the office hate me. E doesn't sleep with me anymore. Instead last night I sat in the apartment, reading the forums when E came out our bedroom dripping with M’s cum. She just looked at me and said hey as she walked to the bathroom. I know no one here, all my bridges are burnt. Can I convince her to be exclusive again? A lovely as I may seem I can’t bare the thought of losing her and being alone.
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HardDiskD posted:MMA Brother could have gotten himself killed if it was an actual robber or intruder. Then they could go out to dinner to celebrate his honorable death.
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Ratjaculation posted:Found it, on Awful app though so can't get link but it's on page 8 of the anon confessions thread if you want to read goons trying to work out if it's stdh Thank you for this. This guy is possibly a bigger loser than the Burning Cuck Man. As they say, no open relationship goes unpunished.
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Psycho Society posted:Then they could go out to dinner to celebrate his honorable death. 
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:what's the proper way to offer someone a baby? In the middle of a pentagram drawn in blood, with a black candle at each point.
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I know we are all supposed to be jaded people here, dead inside to any trace of human feelings other than snarky amusement, god is dead and the universe doesn't care and etc. But god drat, my stomach churned a little bit reading that. The "She just looked at me and said hey as she walked to the bathroom" at the end straight up murdered me. How do you even begin to unfuck yourself after loving yourself over so thoroughly?
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I also don't really get how you can go from "I have a weird crush on my coworker" to "I will consent to my S/O loving randos with no restrictions in perpetuity so I can even take one swing at hitting on my coworker who has given me no actual indication that they are interested" but multiple of these stories have started off that wayRatjaculation posted:Found it, on Awful app though so can't get link but it's on page 8 of the anon confessions thread if you want to read goons trying to work out if it's stdh Note, not the current anon confessions thread e: VVV Right, I keep forgetting about the E/N one, I should probably read it but it's probably super depressing VVV loquacius fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Nov 4, 2016 |
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loquacius posted:I also don't really get how you can go from "I have a weird crush on my coworker" to "I will consent to my S/O loving randos with no restrictions in perpetuity so I can even take one swing at hitting on my coworker who has given me no actual indication that they are interested" but multiple of these stories have started off that way https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3786276&perpage=40&pagenumber=8#post463948286
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This is so sad it's sort of rounds back to funny. I'm not sure why most of these involve crushes at work. Don't poo poo where you eat. He must have whipflash from how fast his confidence and self-esteem went down.
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loquacius posted:I also don't really get how you can go from "I have a weird crush on my coworker" to "I will consent to my S/O loving randos with no restrictions in perpetuity so I can even take one swing at hitting on my coworker who has given me no actual indication that they are interested" but multiple of these stories have started off that way It's always amazing to see someone who manages to override any notion of common sense because of a sexual fantasy playing out in their head, especially when they are in their loving mid-thirties. Like, that's an immense amount of emotional immaturity and cognitive dissonance. - Assuming a woman you work with and don't know personally who is nice and friendly secretly wants you. - Then going further and assuming that not only does she want you, she wants you in the context of being your sexual sidepiece, not your girlfriend. - Then being so certain of this, you are willing to harass your current girlfriend into accepting this arrangement. Her turning out to be a lesbian is the best thing at the end of the story.
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Ratjaculation posted:I've still not hooked up with anyone. NG and the office hate me. E doesn't sleep with me anymore. Instead last night I sat in the apartment, reading the forums when E came out our bedroom dripping with M’s cum. She just looked at me and said hey as she walked to the bathroom. This would be sad if it wasn't the most brutal self-ownage I've ever seen. Move somewhere where no one knows you and start over, nothing can be salvaged here
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kuddles posted:
This is the piece that gets overlooked the most. Even putting aside the can of worms that is personal feelings on monogamy, most people you meet in your daily life are not onboard with that! Even assuming the girl is actually into you why the gently caress would she want to be the trial run side piece in your open relationship. Like I'm just imagining some cute bubbly girl being approached by the overweight mid-30s programmer in her office as he proceeds to pitch the great opportunity to gently caress him a couple times with the glowing endorsement of his girlfriend.
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It's a good thing people can't die of shame cuz that's a heart stopper right there
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Zelder posted:It's a good thing people can't die of shame cuz that's a heart stopper right there Death would be a mercy for that owned poster.
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I'm [F19] celibate and my partner [M23] might break it off or hook up with another woman unless we have sexquote:My partner and I are in a kinda open, casual relationship which we know is temporary. (open romantically, not open sexually.) We've been seeing eachother since mid-July and everything in the relationship has been going fine except sex. I told him on the very first date that I am chaste so I allowed him to be prepared for that. I'm chaste for personal, spiritual, and health reasons. He told me he thought he could be happy with everything we had and let go of the lack of sex but it is a few months into it and he says he can't take it. He told me he used to fantasize about having sex with me all the time, but now that he realizes it won't ever happen, he's begun fantasizing about it less and he's starting to have sexual dreams about other women. I asked him if he's started fantasizing about other women and he said "not yet." He tells me about how his yearning for sex is so large, and that he's worried he might try to have sex with another woman to fill the void. He keeps telling me that he's going to hold out for as long as he possibly can and that he hopes he doesn't crack. but it doesn't make me feel any better, only guilty. He tells me he would feel awful after if he slept with another woman and he knows I would feel awful too and the relationship would have to end. He's a very hypersexual guy who has just been hooking up with women for the past two years. When he gets flirtatious with someone, it's almost like a new persona takes over, and I can definitely see him either hooking up with someone else or having the thoughts of sex with other women overcome him and drive him to break it off with me so he can finally have sex again. It doesn't help that his job and hobbies of going out by himself swing dancing make him surrounded by women all the time. Not having sex makes him feel like he can't be himself since it is such a large part of him. We agreed that it doesn't feel right to end so soon but we just can't find a solution. I feel we really do love eachother. I feel pressured to have sex with him so he'll stay and solve this problem altogether. But I can't. It's such an odd situation with weird circumstances. Maybe it needs to end but it just feels too early and we're afraid of the pain. But I don't want it to get ugly either.
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Charles Get-Out posted:
You probably don't have kids or at least raised them. I have a 3 year old that is manipulative and surprisingly good at it too. All my coworker with young kids say the same thing about their kids too.
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why exactly is she celibate again  Like, she just kind of used it as a descriptor for herself like "short" or "caucasian" or "left-handed" without really going into any more detail. Like, is this a Jesus thing, or is it a trauma thing she refuses to seek treatment for, or has she just decided that while other people are getting laid and high-fiving each other she will be expanding her mind with high-quality anime and video games or what
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I'm pretty sure there's a funny macro juxtaposing the beginning and ending of open relationship guys story with a happy and a haggard looking Bernie Sanders. It was p funny but I don't know how to find it without googling "cuck bernie" at work.
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Why get into the relationship to begin with? Wildly incompatible regarding core relationship issue, sure why not?
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loquacius posted:why exactly is she celibate again Yeah idgi. I'm guessing there is a reason that MIGHT make this story not baffling but I can't think of a legitimate one
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loquacius posted:why exactly is she celibate again I'm more curious about why this guy thought he could get through a relationship without sex
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I'm more curious about why this guy thought he could get through a relationship without sex He didn't. He thought he could get her to have sex.
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