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Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

euphronius posted:

Why do we call the W the double U???

Idk either friend it's clearly two V's

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:19

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# ? May 27, 2024 16:30

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

my dads was in the bin for carson during the primaries, said he liked his tax ideas which is funny cause im pretty sure they were mocked in this thread

i dont remember the details though

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:18

PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

crazy cloud posted:

keep bangin that table, rudolph

first trump banged a stool live on stage and now rudy's banging random tables on tv yet their party is the one that claims to stand for traditional family values

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:19

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

evening shitlords

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:20

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

euphronius posted:

Why do we call the W the double U???

in french we call it the double V

and we call the Y the greek I

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:19

FCKGW: May 21, 2006

Sup

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:20

Rynn: Jul 23, 2003

PDP-1 posted:

first trump banged a stool live on stage and now rudy's banging random tables on tv yet their party is the one that claims to stand for traditional family values

No furniture is safe from GOP deep dicking

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:20

weekly font: Dec 1, 2004; Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...

One of the newest 538 updates is the Shook Nate-est thing.

Five +Clinton national polls, one skewed back to Trump +1, no change in percentage.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:20

ajkalan: Aug 17, 2011

Just wanna say that this is a great thread full of great people and let's go 15000 pages WOOO!

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:20

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

also ZED

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:20

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Schnorkles posted:

evening shitlords

this is the scientific name of Nite Krew for those who don't know

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:21

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

weekly font posted:

One of the newest 538 updates is the Shook Nate-est thing.

Five +Clinton national polls, one skewed back to Trump +1, no change in percentage.

the % won't change because there's a direct 1:1 correlation in how far ahead the model thinks Clinton is and the percentage. It doesn't increase as we get closer to election day.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:21

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

ajkalan posted:

Just wanna say that this is a great thread full of great people and let's go 15000 pages WOOO!

:tugs at collar: sir I can"t find the brakes

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:21

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

u and v haven't always been finely differentiated, which is why printed w looks like vv while cursive w often looks like uu

this principle is demonstrated by noted performers from antiquity, chvrches

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:21

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I don't think French uses Y very much right

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:21

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Baller Ina posted:

my dads was in the bin for carson during the primaries, said he liked his tax ideas which is funny cause im pretty sure they were mocked in this thread

i dont remember the details though

what isn't mocked in this thread

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:22

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

gotta work early tomorrow but gonna drink a few beers at home since I've been sober for weeks other than last night imo

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:22

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

GOP looking bad, can Jeb still fix it?

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:22

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Does anyone still have that tweet showing the breakdown of early voters in Colorado?

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:22

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

i just fuggin

oh man

hit my 1200th calorie for the day and I feel stuffed. I've got this PSMF thing down, except that I still refuse to weigh myself and instead go by waist size. Down a belt hole thingy already tho!

stir fry u r why i alive

egg whites can get hosed but they do the job i guess. YOLK LYFE

sugar free jello I dunno

may be the source of some GI distress i haven't narrowee d it down

and then of course my old friend, gallons of cold brew coffee

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:22

Mr.Unique-Name: Jul 5, 2002

Baller Ina posted:

GOP looking bad, can Jeb still fix it?

anything is made possible through the power of JEB!

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:22

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Samuel Clemens posted:

Does anyone still have that tweet showing the breakdown of early voters in Colorado?

Just go here - > http://www.electproject.org/early_2016

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:23

Jeb Bush 2012: Apr 4, 2007; A mathematician, like a painter or poet, is a maker of patterns. If his patterns are more permanent than theirs, it is because they are made with ideas.

Baller Ina posted:

GOP looking bad, can Jeb still fix it?

he can, but he won't. america turned its back on jeb, and now jeb turns his back on america

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:23

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

Kurtofan posted:

what isn't mocked in this thread

ed balls

btw lol that of all things Jeb took a teaching position

the most jeb choice, the beigest option

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:23

oystertoadfish: Jun 17, 2003

Baloogan posted:

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:23

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

OAquinas posted:

Shook Nate was focused on the numbers and veered out of punditry for the last two presidential cycles. He was bringing moneyball to politics and it was working beautifully.

He fired Joe Morgan only to become Joe Morgan.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:23

MaxxBot: Oct 6, 2003; you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Baller Ina posted:

GOP looking bad, can Jeb still fix it?

Cuck yeah!

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:24

Samuel Clemens: Oct 4, 2013; I think we should call the Avengers.

Schnorkles posted:

Just go here - > http://www.electproject.org/early_2016

Cheers.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:24

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

> Clinton comes out ahead 3-5 points in every swing state Trump needs to win
> Trump +7 in a state he was +5 in
> ?????
> Trump's odds go up by 1.1%

Does he really not get why people are making fun of him? These are turbo spergs who will forgive anything as long as it's at the very least internally consistent for christsake

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:24

Baller Ina: Oct 21, 2010; :whattheeucharist:

so do you guys think jeb is still voting for johnson

cause if hes seen a single interview i would say no, he's probably abstaining completely

or writing in something dumb

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:24

Gareth Gobulcoque: Jan 10, 2008

I took 2 years Swahili in college. It was loving great. Also Greek and Latin cause they shoved money at me to minor in classics.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:24

Youth Decay: Aug 18, 2015

Fidel Castronaut posted:

woah. this is ska but it's good? i never listened to the specials because ska is objectively bad but this...this is good. is it because it isn't a bunch of suburban white kids whining about petite-bourgeoisie angst?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvpoJBqe9Cs

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:25

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pathetic little tramp posted:

hahaha nice obvious screenshot fuckery you got th

https://twitter.com/rudygiulianiGOP/status/794651467680542721

Lol why is he daring Hispanic people to vote.

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:25

mrmcd: Feb 22, 2003; Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Epic High Five posted:

this is the scientific name of Nite Krew for those who don't know

tenebris ebrietatem

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:25

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

i just fuggin

oh man

hit my 1200th calorie for the day and I feel stuffed. I've got this PSMF thing down, except that I still refuse to weigh myself and instead go by waist size. Down a belt hole thingy already tho!

stir fry u r why i alive

egg whites can get hosed but they do the job i guess. YOLK LYFE

sugar free jello I dunno

may be the source of some GI distress i haven't narrowee d it down

and then of course my old friend, gallons of cold brew coffee

sugar substitutes fuckin destroy yr colon

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:25

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Epic High Five posted:

> Clinton comes out ahead 3-5 points in every swing state Trump needs to win
> Trump +7 in a state he was +5 in
> ?????
> Trump's odds go up by 1.1%

Does he really not get why people are making fun of him? These are turbo spergs who will forgive anything as long as it's at the very least internally consistent for christsake

and this is a side effect of his weird desire to correlate every single piece of national and state polling together.

If Trump goes from +5 -> +7, it means a positive trendline that must have an impact on his national polling!

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:26

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gently caress rudy giuliani

# ? Nov 5, 2016 01:26

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