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Scudworth posted:It's in saclopedia under "goon in well" and google turns up a pastebin Thanks for that.  E: Oh, do we do the snype thing here?
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Stuntman posted:I like how whoever added Goon22's line to the quote also put in a LOTR reference. Really proving that strawman wrong. Goon 22 was the only addition. The LOTR ref is in the original post. The original post: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1889325&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=15#post310152192
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SA was awesome around 2005 when I first started lurking. Just fondly remembering Kevin and his realdolls... I love the idea that somewhere out there a man has a trash bag with his totally gross 1st gen dolls in it, having been thrown out (finally) by his disabled girlfriend. It was like the wild west back then. Internet detectives were everywhere. I still have one of Schmorky's t-shirts  - the one sold after some bint stole one of his comics and got their just deserts. Living through the furry purges was pretty great, and I really miss Abe's E/N moderating. 
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Avshalom posted:wasn't there a goon who stole some food from a dairy queen or something and got gunned down by police in the car park while running away and his parents were like "we're a bit sad but the cops did what they had to do" gently caress I vaguely remember this. I remember being shocked by some parents' completely laissez-faire attitude to their own son getting shot to death for stealing a small thing.
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Goons have a history of not learning their lessons so I'm glad someone was able to find a permanent solution.
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Those loving realdolls. And all those cans of BAWLS.
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Casimir Radon posted:Goons have a history of not learning their lessons so I'm glad someone was able to find a permanent solution.
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Rhyno posted:Those loving realdolls. And all those cans of BAWLS. same but puckins & printers
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Avshalom posted:wasn't there a goon who stole some food from a dairy queen or something and got gunned down by police in the car park while running away and his parents were like "we're a bit sad but the cops did what they had to do" I want to read this thread - I might even spring for archives to do so.
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Powaqoatse posted:puckins & printers someone needs to make a pen and paper RPG about the forums, and name it this
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Code Jockey posted:someone needs to make a pen and paper RPG about the forums, and name it this *rolls d20 for Goon Project* "ah gently caress critical fumble* "i guess not"
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Powaqoatse posted:*rolls d20 for Goon Project* "ah gently caress critical fumble* "i guess not" Ooooo Roll for critical doxxing.
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VendaGoat posted:Ooooo Roll for critical doxxing. is this better or worse than rolling for anal circumference
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Quidam Viator posted:I am a horrible monster, and I pray for death. This is from quite a ways back but I just started reading this thread. You'll be missed. Thanks for some of the better conversations I've had here.
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I Said No posted:is this better or worse than rolling for anal circumference The scary part is that roll is done with a D100.
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VendaGoat posted:Ooooo Roll for critical doxxing. TCPAC0 (to carry printer, armor class 0)
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the reappearance of a SASS thread in gbs set off a weird memory of some christmas themed thread I saw once a few years ago, I looked inside and everyone was just posting in loving weird impenetrable "accents" and i couldn't tell what in the gently caress was supposed to be going on despite this apparently being a yearly thing
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I Said No posted:the reappearance of a SASS thread in gbs set off a weird memory of some christmas themed thread I saw once a few years ago, I looked inside and everyone was just posting in loving weird impenetrable "accents" and i couldn't tell what in the gently caress was supposed to be going on despite this apparently being a yearly thing It was "Snatter", a long tradition that was killed in a wonderful way. We discussed it ITT previously http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3784826&pagenumber=27&perpage=40#post463612085 Scudworth has a new favorite as of 13:58 on Nov 7, 2016 |
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that choccoes bullshit makes me so irrationally angry to this loving day
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God that's the probably the most irritating thing I've ever read. Retroactively ban them all.
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I admit I liked the threads because it was weird and a little endearing. Anyone who tried to copy that manner of speech was awful though. I used to read them just to see what the guy came up with. What a difference a year makes though - when he came back to try his annual Christmas tradition, GBS had changed so much in one year that no one knew what the gently caress he was on about and ridiculed him into oblivion. I don't miss it.
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There was a user who posted a thread about how his high school teacher yelled at him for being a moron and then he made a direct threat to her on his website. I think it was Ozma called his school and he freaked out. I've only ever seen the original thread, apparantly there was a followup where it was revealed he was expelled and got probation or something. Does anyone have that followup?
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Does anyone remember that post from the 15(?) year old about how he was already jaded with his life because he's smarter than everyone he goes to school with and knows?
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DINO DAMAGE was pretty funny, though I haven't been able to find the thread. Some car goon (Boomerjinks) liked to make his cars vaguely resemble popular ones in media. He did a Jeep or something and Telltale wanted to use it, he said sure. A few weeks later he posted a sob story about how it had some scratches on it and Telltale refused to take fault/reimburse him. So he posted here, on 4chan, reddit, etc to lead a witch hunt on the mean lady who worked at Telltale. I believe she quit due to the harassment, at which point a few posters from FYAD noted that the picture he first showed had him securing the hooks of a tarp on incorrectly...
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Scudworth posted:It was "Snatter", a long tradition that was killed in a wonderful way. lol 
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OldTennisCourt posted:There was a user who posted a thread about how his high school teacher yelled at him for being a moron and then he made a direct threat to her on his website. I think it was Ozma called his school and he freaked out. This was Jihad Breath.
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Cuntellectual posted:DINO DAMAGE was pretty funny, though I haven't been able to find the thread. Noted what? I can't wait to hear the exciting conclusion of this story!
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Big Centipede posted:This was Jihad Breath. Mrs. Sadler is a bitch 
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Scudworth posted:It was "Snatter", a long tradition that was killed in a wonderful way. I actually liked Snatter. I thought it was cute.
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bunky posted:Mrs. Sadler is a bitch That's him. Someone found his website and it was hilarious. Just tons of bullshit about his teacher being a big jerk. I know someone mentioned in an earlier thread he said he got expelled but I've never seen it.
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Cuntellectual posted:So he posted here, on 4chan, reddit, etc to lead a witch hunt on the mean lady who worked at Telltale. On top of that it was clear Telltale weren't to blame. The Jeep was damaged before it even arrived in their hands, and the torn seat cover was dubious. Telltale dipped into the insurance clause and gave him a cheque to go away as it was a major hassle. http://kotaku.com/5859501/telltale-co-founder-offers-to-pay-his-own-money-to-cover-damaged-jurassic-park-jeep BogDew has a new favorite as of 01:36 on Nov 8, 2016 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I actually liked Snatter. I thought it was cute. Congrats, you're a dipshit
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Scudworth posted:It was "Snatter", a long tradition that was killed in a wonderful way. dang, i dont have archives but i guess subsequent posts cleared it up enough honestly i wasn't even sure if i was mis-remembering it all until everyone clarified things, i half thought it was some dumb fever dream thing that i just kind of walked into this utterly impenetrable thread, kind of boggled for a bit and then shrugged and hosed off because i literally couldn't understand what anyone was saying well enough to formulate a response kind of plays out like how hellbastard got purged i guess. bless this gbs
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Len posted:Does anyone remember that post from the 15(?) year old about how he was already jaded with his life because he's smarter than everyone he goes to school with and knows? Seconding this because I vaguely remember reading it before and it was hilarious.
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Was that the Grothmore kid who tried to join the Goon EVE group and got summarily owned trying to prove his superior intellect?
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