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if i had to sum up my favorite moments in life, one would be drinking cold water out of my bathroom sink. i love the clean, brisk taste of the stingingly cold water. i can't get enough and i keep drinking, and i might have to pee 20 minutes later cuz of it, but the faucet sound puts me into a zen state and the cold water, like i said: i can't get enough
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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The aquifer in my city is limestone, and you can taste the dissolved bits of it in the tap water. Mmmmmmmmh! It's a very mild mineraly taste and me gusta.
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Nov 5, 2016 07:08
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I can't get enough of the cold water from my bathroom sink. I keep drinking, and drinking, but it doesn't lessen my thirst. I open the tap fully and guzzle water as fast as I can, and my body starts to inflate cartoonishly. first my left foot, then my right, followed by my legs, my torso, my arms. I fight the pressure of my gigantic head against the wall, trying to keep my mouth under the faucet. my skin becomes shiny and translucent, and all my organs bob around inside like a carnival fish. I gulp desperately. I expand through bathroom until my knee is pierced by a sharp cabinet corner I've been meaning to fix. Whoosh!
the neighbors are going to be really mad that this has happened again.
thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig
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Nov 5, 2016 12:10
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
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i fill up empty sprite bottles with the crisp cold delicious water of my sink so i can obey my thirst with dignity and honor
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Nov 5, 2016 13:27
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I can't get enough of the cold water from my bathroom sink. I keep drinking, and drinking, but it doesn't lessen my thirst. I open the tap fully and guzzle water as fast as I can, and my body starts to inflate cartoonishly. first my left foot, then my right, followed by my legs, my torso, my arms. I fight the pressure of my gigantic head against the wall, trying to keep my mouth under the faucet. my skin becomes shiny and translucent, and all my organs bob around inside like a carnival fish. I gulp desperately. I expand through bathroom until my knee is pierced by a sharp cabinet corner I've been meaning to fix. Whoosh!
the neighbors are going to be really mad that this has happened again.
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Nov 5, 2016 13:53
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I can't get enough of the cold water from my bathroom sink. I keep drinking, and drinking, but it doesn't lessen my thirst. I open the tap fully and guzzle water as fast as I can, and my body starts to inflate cartoonishly. first my left foot, then my right, followed by my legs, my torso, my arms. I fight the pressure of my gigantic head against the wall, trying to keep my mouth under the faucet. my skin becomes shiny and translucent, and all my organs bob around inside like a carnival fish. I gulp desperately. I expand through bathroom until my knee is pierced by a sharp cabinet corner I've been meaning to fix. Whoosh!
the neighbors are going to be really mad that this has happened again.
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Nov 5, 2016 14:39
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I can't get enough of the cold water from my bathroom sink. I keep drinking, and drinking, but it doesn't lessen my thirst. I open the tap fully and guzzle water as fast as I can, and my body starts to inflate cartoonishly. first my left foot, then my right, followed by my legs, my torso, my arms. I fight the pressure of my gigantic head against the wall, trying to keep my mouth under the faucet. my skin becomes shiny and translucent, and all my organs bob around inside like a carnival fish. I gulp desperately. I expand through bathroom until my knee is pierced by a sharp cabinet corner I've been meaning to fix. Whoosh!
the neighbors are going to be really mad that this has happened again.
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Nov 5, 2016 15:34
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I miss my home town's tap water. Currently I live in a seaside city where the same water is around but only after traveling through 300 kilometers and on average as many people. Water here tastes dull even when cold.
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Nov 5, 2016 17:47
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One day nearer spring
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a trendy new restaurant where every table has a bathroom sink to deliver the highest quality water drinking experience possible
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Nov 5, 2016 17:51
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I put my mouth right under the faucet like a dog, greedily gulping up that cold bathroom sink water.
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Nov 5, 2016 19:04
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yeah that kinda makes me mad. let the bird have fun. who cares if it's making a mess.. just water
that bird is impressively smart though. even knows how to adjust the temperature!
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Nov 5, 2016 19:10
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That's my joint , B.
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Nov 5, 2016 19:50
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stupid plebs: i can't believe there's a water shortage. i wish there was some way we could get water
me, my head under a running faucet: AAAArrghblblblaaa *smack* *pant* AAAAGHLbblbblbllrrr
 
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Nov 5, 2016 22:43
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Wintertime is great. The water coming out of the faucet is mad cold. It's so cold it hurts your mouth and teeth. All that pipe taste all up on it. Goddamn.
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Nov 6, 2016 00:31
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 literally what it is anyway
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Nov 6, 2016 01:24
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One day nearer spring
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*me watching a movie where a spiritual native american sidekick explains to the european protagonists why the water from a spring is sacred* "haha, dude never had a sink"
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Nov 6, 2016 02:50
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guy in car: "hey can you tell me how to get to my bathroom sink?"
old man on porch [in cool maine accent]: "cahnt get theah from heah"
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Nov 6, 2016 03:15
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EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.
BUY IT.
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Every morning, I wake at 3 A.M., trading one nightmare for another, and sigh at the empty place on the bed where she used to sleep. I go splash cold sink water onto my face, asking how did it come to this, then I use the mirror as a narrative device to describe my facial features to myself.
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Nov 6, 2016 03:54
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Same. I can't drink in my cold bathroom sink. It's small and cold.
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Nov 6, 2016 03:57
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that feeling when you're taking a warm bath and want a cold drink from your bathroom sink, but have to go without because one you exit the bath it's just not the same when you get back in.
I mean, I guess you could drink from the bathtub faucet, but it's just depressing and doesn't taste the same and you'll get cold water in your warm bath and just...god, why isn't NASA working on real problems, on this world, like this, right now?
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Nov 6, 2016 04:23
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Outside of a dog, a cold bathroom sink is a gal's best friend. Inside of a dog, the dog has to drink from the sink so the water can get to you, which requires training.
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Nov 6, 2016 04:52
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every since I've moved, nothing has been the same *sighs while I lean over a mug of water, idly stirring in another glob of toothpaste*
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Nov 6, 2016 15:41
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my friend with me and we're in danger in a room of booby traps: uh oh, something is wrong, I have a sinking feeling
me: *wipes drool from the corner of my mouth* ...y-you too??
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Nov 6, 2016 15:42
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I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
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I love that feeling of breathing air in a hot stuffy building with no air conditioning. That nice warm feeling..ahh, delicious!!
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Nov 6, 2016 16:22
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Not me! I don't drink water because that's where fish have sex.
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Nov 6, 2016 22:00
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winter makes the tap water wonderfully ice cold but you also don't want that when it's so friggin cold outside 
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I can't get enough of the cold water from my bathroom sink. I keep drinking, and drinking, but it doesn't lessen my thirst. I open the tap fully and guzzle water as fast as I can, and my body starts to inflate cartoonishly. first my left foot, then my right, followed by my legs, my torso, my arms. I fight the pressure of my gigantic head against the wall, trying to keep my mouth under the faucet. my skin becomes shiny and translucent, and all my organs bob around inside like a carnival fish. I gulp desperately. I expand through bathroom until my knee is pierced by a sharp cabinet corner I've been meaning to fix. Whoosh!
the neighbors are going to be really mad that this has happened again.
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Nov 7, 2016 02:15
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still can't get over how good that post is
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Nov 7, 2016 04:06
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BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
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my water is as hard as i am rn
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Nov 7, 2016 04:17
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The right to bear arms
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my water is as hard as i am rn
sexy but in a watery way
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Nov 7, 2016 11:53
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I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN
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I had a bad experience with an upstairs tap once and now I can't just let go and guzzle some cold fresh slurps without a tentative sip first out of my plastic cup that's been in my room for a week
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Nov 7, 2016 23:16
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My pipes are way to close to the outside of the house so sometimes the tap water is so refreshing that it freezes in the pipe
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My pipes are way to close to the outside of the house so sometimes the tap water is so refreshing that it freezes in the pipe
the water is in fact so refreshing that it tries to escape from the pipe because that's how much it wants to get to your mouth to refresh you
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