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Falun Bong Refugee posted:He only had one son? I thought he was a huge slut. He had ten kids in total that records aknowledge (six that Wikipedia knows of), 4 sons, two died in the civil war, one died in Korea, and the other died in 2007, but he suffered from mental illness from an early age. The two daughters that wiki mentions were female, so fat chance there. I'm guessing the other 4 kids were either daughters, or they were unfit to be publicly acknowledged for various reasons. It's quite likely that he got a whole hell of a lot more women pregnant, but were made to have forced abortions because they would tarnish his reputation. Some of his other lovers likely had not reached puberty yet.
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Blistex posted:During the Korean war, Mao's son was at some outpost cooking noodles in a shack when they got a warning that an air raid was coming. Orders were than everyone was to take cover in a cave-bunker when an air raid was inbound, but Mao's son pulled rank (by saying "I'm Mao's son, don't tell me what to do) and a South African A-26 napalmed his rear end. South African style fried noodles.
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Pirate Radar posted:An elderly Chinese woman walks down the sidewalk, hands clasped firmly behind her back, eyes fixed somewhere on the ground in front of her. Suddenly, in her path: me, the enormous pussy.
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Blistex posted:He had ten kids in total that records aknowledge (six that Wikipedia knows of),
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OctaviusBeaver posted:tbh I think China would be better off as a German colony.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:He only had one son? I thought he was a huge slut. Mao had in total 10 children, 2 daughets whom he left with local villagers when he was out fighting KMT, 2 children who died in infancy, 2 daughters who are still alive today (not the ones he abandoned), the noodle cooking son, two sons who died in during the wars in the 30's, and most interestingly enough, a son who passed away as recently as 2007. Why that last one never got a shot at power I don't know, wikipedia just say that he "was never actively involved in politics". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Anqing
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Anyway, his grandson is a cool dude. Google images of the dude. Pure gold. That's how I imagine FBR looks like irl.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Umm... Ok. What does that have to do with the weird suit? Recently a 31-year-old man, appropriately surnamed （王）, has begun stopping off inside me on his way to and from work--perhaps mistaking me for a convenient alcove or stairway. He squats listlessly, smokes listlessly, and plays with his phone--listlessly. Attempting to appeal to his better nature, I erected signs inside me, of the classic "crossed-out cigarette" kind. If anything, he visits me more frequently now. I came to him one day in a huff, steaming: "What are you doing here? Can't you see the signs? Can't you see how sensitive my soft, yet muscular insides are?" He flicked more ash on the firm, sticky floor of my love canal and said, slowly, without raising his eyes: "Dui bu qi... wo ting bu dong."
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JaucheCharly posted:South African style fried noodles. lol, the spin owned for the story how they tried to make his death seem heroic instead of getting killed for the usual no why of not following rules.
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Lei Feng, the big hero of the revolution who is on posters everywhere and celebrated, died because someone couldn't drive and slammed a truck into a telephone pole which then hit and killed him. If he existed at all, the stories about him are so full of bullshit and he's such a propaganda figure it's hard to tell if anything is true.
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It's weird that Sun Yat San is pretty well liked by both the ROC and the PRC.
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Grand Fromage posted:Lei Feng, the big hero of the revolution who is on posters everywhere and celebrated, died because someone couldn't drive and slammed a truck into a telephone pole which then hit and killed him. If he existed at all, the stories about him are so full of bullshit and he's such a propaganda figure it's hard to tell if anything is true. That's close to how Patton died too.
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Grand Fromage posted:Lei Feng, the big hero of the revolution who is on posters everywhere and celebrated, died because someone couldn't drive and slammed a truck into a telephone pole which then hit and killed him. If he existed at all, the stories about him are so full of bullshit and he's such a propaganda figure it's hard to tell if anything is true. I have to run, but I'll look up the story about how these 8 communist fighters gave up their lives to defend something, and they were celebrated for making the ultimate sacrifice for the party and country. . . (they al/most of theml survived) fish and chips and dip posted:Mao had in total 10 children, 2 daughets whom he left with local villagers when he was out fighting KMT, 2 children who died in infancy, 2 daughters who are still alive today (not the ones he abandoned), the noodle cooking son, two sons who died in during the wars in the 30's, and most interestingly enough, a son who passed away as recently as 2007. Why that last one never got a shot at power I don't know, wikipedia just say that he "was never actively involved in politics". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Anqing Mental illness. Which must have been really, really bad, because Mao was outright crazy and still fit to run things.
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Blistex posted:Mental illness. Which must have been really, really bad, because Mao was outright crazy and still fit to run things. Oh, it says it right there in the article, yet somehow I missed it. Surprised that this was "known" seeing how mental illness is viewed in China, and the potential of face loss for Mao.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:It's weird that Sun Yat San is pretty well liked by both the ROC and the PRC. They both consider themselves the legitimate heirs of 1911. Sun also never actually got a chance to run the country post revolution and generate ill will with particular factions by doing so. If we need to make everything about America, the Confederacy didn't see anything weird about continuing to venerate the founding fathers same as the Union did.
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:It's weird that Sun Yat San is pretty well liked by both the ROC and the PRC. yeah really weird how the figurehead of overthrowing the monarchy isn't hated by two republican nations
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Blistex posted:During the Korean war, Mao's son was at some outpost cooking noodles in a shack when they got a warning that an air raid was coming. Orders were than everyone was to take cover in a cave-bunker when an air raid was inbound, but Mao's son pulled rank (by saying "I'm Mao's son, don't tell me what to do) and a South African A-26 napalmed his rear end. Holy gently caress South Africa actually did something good at one point in their history?
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pentyne posted:There was the much touted "Chinese" built commercial airliner and the only part that was made in China was the nose cone or the tail wing, everything else was US, UK, or EU made. No kidding 
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KiteAuraan posted:Holy gently caress South Africa actually did something good at one point in their history? If you run a murderspree, chances are that you hit the right people every now and then.
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the heat goes wrong posted:No kidding they pretty much only ended up making the simpler mechanical parts, while everything more complex like electronic assemblies got made by western companies.
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Haier posted:. I think I am going to dump all of them and stick with the Mongol, or just be alone until I leave here. do that and keep the lady who's built like an r crumb drawing around as a side piece incasep Mongol chick has another mental break
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Haier, call the Mongol and the Amazon to your house at the same time and host your own episode of Deadliest Warrior
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how is something awful not blocked in china
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Pon de Bundy posted:how is something awful not blocked in china It's too obvious, hiding in plain sight.
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Pirate Radar posted:Haier, call the Mongol and the Amazon to your house at the same time and host your own episode of Deadliest Warrior lol
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lol at fbr pretending to not have been owned on the last page.
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CBT Time posted:lol at fbr pretending to not have been owned on the last page. FBR: No, you see it is really I who has done the owning.
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McGavin posted:FBR: No, you see it is really I who has done the owning. the coin has two sides
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Pon de Bundy posted:how is something awful not blocked in china Do you know how many pro CCP posts an Wumao would have to make to even register here?
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Blistex posted:Do you know how many pro CCP posts an Wumao would have to make to even register here? Just got a pm from "Johnry Wayne" that said "HARRO friemd and community member, what is your real name and terefone number, I love Our Country and look down on 5000 china like you too!"
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Sheep-Goats posted:Just got a pm from "Johnry Wayne" that said "HARRO friemd and community member, what is your real name and terefone number, I love Our Country and look down on 5000 china like you too!" That was me
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Pon de Bundy posted:how is something awful not blocked in china there are a lot more concerns for the government than a dying internet comedy forum that you have to pay to join, I'm honestly shocked reddit isn't blocked in china, because there's all kinds of information there that i imagine the gov wouldn't want people to see or read
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The Great Autismo! posted:I'm honestly shocked reddit isn't blocked in china, because there's all kinds of information there that i imagine the gov wouldn't want people to see or read have you seen this disinfo campaign? https://www.reddit.com/r/CIWO/
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Blistex posted:celebrated for making the ultimate sacrifice for the party and country Party hard! In other news, old Chinese ladies have been just pushing their way in front of me in line at small shops like bakeries and such lately (seriously, this wasn't really a huge problem before), shoving their purchases and a wadded up fistfull of cash at the cashier. I'm going to try this tactic myself later, with the advantages that I'm certainly much better at shoving and fisting than tiny Chinese aunties. Will report back.
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 Quoting myself, I honestly would like to know what this says.
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Thin Privilege posted:
i cannot comment since i cannot translate written Chinese. Chinese is worlds oldest written language 5000 years by the way.
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Fututor Magnus posted:i cannot comment since i cannot translate written Chinese. Chinese is worlds oldest written language 5000 years by the way. русский самий хороший язик в мире. даже ему 1000000 лет или большее. давай выпьем и съедим картошку E: P wrong thread for that извини Thin Privilege fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Nov 6, 2016 |
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Fututor Magnus posted:i cannot comment since i cannot translate written Chinese. you and everyone else in this thread, despite living in China for decades!
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Thin Privilege posted:
"this is how many centimeters long his dick is"
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