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I wish Adam would co-host with Norm Macdonald, David Spade or anyone else with whom he could drop the pretense for awhile and just be funny
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I would add "pppfffttt" to that bingo card. He loves that noise for "squeezing silicone out of a tube" and similar. I don't like it when he does it; when caulking or gluing or fake cheese came up I was always like "oh poo poo here it comes". Ranch dressing is the only one on the card I don't remember hearing about. pangstrom fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Oct 3, 2016 |
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A couple months ago Adam mentioned on the show that Sonny and Natalya missed the first days of school so they could go with Lynette to go see Bruce Springsteen (again). Today he said that they missed school again because they ate too much Halloween candy. I can't wait for the next "family and education" rant. Grant DaNasty fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Nov 2, 2016 |
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Grant DaNasty posted:A couple months ago Adam mentioned on the show that Sonny and Natalya missed the first days of school so they could go with Lynette to go see Bruce Springsteen (again). Today he said that they missed school again because they ate too much Halloween candy.
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Hearing they missed school because they ate too much Halloween candy is the hardest I've laughed at the podcast in a long while.
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Nov 2, 2016 17:43
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Grant DaNasty posted:A couple months ago Adam mentioned on the show that Sonny and Natalya missed the first days of school so they could go with Lynette to go see Bruce Springsteen (again). Today he said that they missed school again because they ate too much Halloween candy. I think everyone is just planning for the kids to live off the profits from the sale of the Paul Newman porsche once Adam dies of alcohol poisoning from too much Mangria.
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I do love that Bryan immediately called him on it the second he said it was because they ate too much candy. "Grit!" He has pretty much gone off the deep end. Its crazy levels of hypocrisy. He needs that guy he used to tell everyone else they needed, you know, the one who would tell you you look stupid in those cowboy boots.
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Isn't that Ray? Did he stop doing Ace on the House completely? Is it still called Ace on the House?
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visuvius posted:I do love that Bryan immediately called him on it the second he said it was because they ate too much candy. "Grit!" Wealthy man in a bubble of his own making stops having touch with reality. It's a tale as old as time.
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rotinaj posted:Wealthy man in a bubble of his own making stops having touch with reality. It's a tale as old as time. Yeah, it's all just an extended version of the sophmore slump. Your second album sucks because now you're rich and don't have relatable problems and/or you blew all your good ideas in the first album.
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It really stinks too because I used to look forward to his podcast more than anything. I was listening to it when he was on the radio and the show was uploaded as a podcast. Just got worse and worse, finally gave up after the Alison crap. Tried giving it another go recently and just shut him off after fifteen minutes or so, hearing the old jokes repeated again and again
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Medullah posted:It really stinks too because I used to look forward to his podcast more than anything. I was listening to it when he was on the radio and the show was uploaded as a podcast. Just got worse and worse, finally gave up after the Alison crap. Tried giving it another go recently and just shut him off after fifteen minutes or so, hearing the old jokes repeated again and again But, but... deviled eggs!!! I noticed Vinny calling out Adams kids on their bullshit too. I cant beleive he told Adam macadamia nuts are healthy. I bought like a 10 oz bottle of those and it said it had 7 servings at like 200 calories per serving, and Adam said he ate a whole bottle. You could tell Vinny was shocked he ate the whole thing but was cowed into saying they were healthy.
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Vinny is a loving idiot.
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JB50 posted:But, but... deviled eggs!!! They're high in protein and high in healthy fats. Just because they're high in calories doesn't make them bad for you. Also I should note I'm not sticking up for VInny. He's a tool. But basing a food's health on solely calories isn't really how it works.
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gently caress I could go for some deviled eggs tho
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Grant DaNasty posted:A couple months ago Adam mentioned on the show that Sonny and Natalya missed the first days of school so they could go with Lynette to go see Bruce Springsteen (again). Today he said that they missed school again because they ate too much Halloween candy. Sonny missed the first week of school because he was with Adam in Monterey for his boys trip.
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Dear Prudence posted:Sonny missed the first week of school because he was with Adam in Monterey for his boys trip. Oh I forgot about that. I'm getting all their breaks from school mixed up.
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Re: Cleanser talk. Adam you know they make cleaners that are specifically for cleaning toilets? You dont have to use Ajax and steel wool like its 1940 anymore. How did nobody in the studio have the balls to tell him this. You can also get those wands with the discs that go on the end and pop off when youre done so you never even need to touch the toilet. You can tell he hasnt been in the cleaning aisle of a store in like 30 years.
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JB50 posted:Re: Cleanser talk. I own a cleaning company and Barkeeper's Friend (A powder) and a green scrubbing pad is by far the best duo when cleaning toilets and sinks. I don't really use Ajax but Barkeeper's Friend is far superior than the liquid toilet cleaner. That stuff is more or less for maintenance in between scrubbings. On that note, when you surround yourself with retards, expect retarded results. Like this, the measuring of his couch, and the endless other mistakes only idiots would make.
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I haven't listened for over a year but I'm really curious about what the show was like during the course of election season. Did Adam go full Trumpet or was he wise enough to avoid that?
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Kaptain K posted:I haven't listened for over a year but I'm really curious about what the show was like during the course of election season. He pretty much did the "they both suck" thing. He did have Trump phone in one time, and offered some anecdotes from him time on celeb apprentice, but he never went all in on Trump. He never thought Trump would win, and thought he was running as a joke for a long time. I dont blame him, he lives in Cali after all.
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JB50 posted:He pretty much did the "they both suck" thing. He did have Trump phone in one time, and offered some anecdotes from him time on celeb apprentice, but he never went all in on Trump. Well that's a relief. Maybe I can start listening again.
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I mean, I think with Carolla you just have to let the political stuff go. In the recent Adam and Drew show Adam clutched the gently caress out of his pearls about Anthony Weiner supporting the estate tax, which IMO is a totally reasonable thing to support (in the context of taxes being a necessary thing that nobody likes paying). Not sure how he's been on his main show but if hearing a political thing you disagree with is a deal breaker well just save yourself the time.
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pangstrom posted:I mean, I think with Carolla you just have to let the political stuff go. In the recent Adam and Drew show Adam clutched the gently caress out of his pearls about Anthony Weiner supporting the estate tax, which IMO is a totally reasonable thing to support (in the context of taxes being a necessary thing that nobody likes paying). Not sure how he's been on his main show but if hearing a political thing you disagree with is a deal breaker well just save yourself the time. Estate tax is bullshit and is basically double taxation and punishing people for being successful.
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JB50 posted:Estate tax is bullshit and is basically double taxation and punishing people for being successful. Trump moron spotted. Go get aids
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drat NIGGA posted:Trump moron spotted. Go get aids You mean winner spotted. 
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JB50 posted:Estate tax is bullshit and is basically double taxation and punishing people for being successful.
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Kaptain K posted:I haven't listened for over a year but I'm really curious about what the show was like during the course of election season. No idea what the other guy is saying but he was always very nice to Trump. He has great kids, he's always been nice to him, he's always been. He never said one thing negative. If Adam voted he'd 100% have voted for Trump. Any time he was asked he skirted around the issue.
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JB50 posted:You mean winner spotted. I feel sorry for your kids, for they will be born retards
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drat NIGGA posted:I feel sorry for your kids, for they will be born retards Already got 2 no retards yet. Dont worry youll lose your virginity someday.
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JB50 posted:Already got 2 no retards yet. Hey buddy, I think maybe everyone got off on the wrong foot. Now there's plenty of people who aren't retards who don't like the estate tax. I personally believe that the estate tax is there to prevent wealth from stagnating in one place, and if you actually look at how it works, it means your kids don't pay taxes for receiving your bequest! So it's not really double taxation, it's you getting taxed as a corpse so your kids don't have to! Now I'm oversimplifying it, and it might interfere with some high level trusts and how they want to manage their property, but the grand majority of people aren't even gonna get hit with an estate tax because their estate is too small and uncomplicated. You don't even get taxed until you hit $5.45 million in 2016! Are you a millionaire? Who are you defending? The millionaires? Sorry pal, but if you're a millionaire, I don't feel too bad about you getting taxed considering the above. Now if you're making some trickle down argument, well I think history will tell you that didn't work out too well. But that's my piece! Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Nov 18, 2016 |
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Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:Hey buddy, I think maybe everyone got off on the wrong foot. Now there's plenty of people who aren't retards who don't like the estate tax. I personally believe that the estate tax is there to prevent wealth from stagnating in one place, and if you actually look at how it works, it means your kids don't pay taxes for receiving your bequest! So it's not really double taxation, it's you getting taxed as a corpse so your kids don't have to! Now I'm oversimplifying it, and it might interfere with some high level trusts and how they want to manage their property, but the grand majority of people aren't even gonna get hit with an estate tax because their estate is too small and uncomplicated. You don't even get taxed until you hit $5.45 million in 2016! Are you a millionaire? Who are you defending? The millionaires? Sorry pal, but if you're a millionaire, I don't feel too bad about you getting taxed considering the above. Theres a farmer on this very forum (I forget his name) who said they will have to give up farming when his father dies because they will have to pay so much estate tax. Thats just because they own a lot of acreage. I dont think the guys a millionaire or anything but theres a lot of valuable assests tied up in his farm.
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JB50 posted:Theres a farmer on this very forum (I forget his name) who said they will have to give up farming when his father dies because they will have to pay so much estate tax. Thats just because they own a lot of acreage. I dont think the guys a millionaire or anything but theres a lot of valuable assests tied up in his farm. I dunno man, who knows what his whole situation is or why he didn't put the farm in a trust if it was vulnerable to collapse upon the father's death. I told you what I know, and most people aren't farmers, so I wouldn't base tax policy for the nation on this dude's anecdotal experience. I do know that farms usually have a lot of unique deductions and tax breaks, so I wonder if those just weren't enough or if this was a case of bad management.
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Think tanks shilling for the wealthy have tried to cobble a case against the estate tax with the family farm and small business angle (their usual case against taxes involves "incentives", e.g. if you tax income I'm less incentivized to make money etc., but unfortunately for them these arguments indirectly argue FOR the estate tax as being better than the alternatives). It never survives any scrutiny, even most of the individual anecdotes but especially as a whole. Other than fuzzing it with grave-robbing their only other angle is "hey it's not much money in the scheme of things", which we should laugh at because yeah, while there aren't that many super-rich people and the budget and DEBT are big things clearly there is sufficient money at stake here to turn out pseudo-academic whores to make these retarded arguments.
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If you don't like paying taxes you should go back to Russia, comrade.
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Kaptain K posted:If you don't like paying taxes you should go back to Russia, comrade. Or just join Adam's Pirate Ship
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God Dammit Adam stop talking about PLASMA TVs!!!!
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JB50 posted:God Dammit Adam stop talking about PLASMA TVs!!!! He's gotta come up for air sometime from huffing gas fumes, farts, and self-importance right? Maybe he'll take a look around and realize 2004 was 12 years ago.
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adam carolla : poors shouldn't own televisions. I haven't listened since Alison was fired, anything new happen? Do DAG and Dana Gould still come on?
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drat NIGGA posted:adam carolla : poors shouldn't own televisions. No. He pretty much only has guests on that come from Podcast One shows. It's rare he has a decent guest that we've all grown to like. DAG, Gould, Larry Miller, etc. They're all "past" guests at this point. I think DAG was on one time this year. For a better take on what's going on, listen to Episode 247 of Penn's Sunday School where he talks about the relationship between Adam and PodcastOne. http://pennsundayschool.com/episodes/ Go to about 48:30.
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