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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Poonrates of the Carribean!

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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

DandyLion posted:

Poonrates of the Carribean!

You motherfucker. You low-down son of a bitch. Delete it now.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

freeedr posted:

You motherfucker. You low-down son of a bitch. Delete it now.

It's like a clown car in there!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
I've heard of a hand-job, but that's ridiculous!

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

My favourite wrestler, Handy Meatcurtains.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Wow

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

please don't doxx my girlfriend

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

omnibobb posted:

please don't doxx my girlfriend

She looks sweet.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:stare:

what the hell is that, the underside of something?

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Powaqoatse posted:

:stare:

what the hell is that, the underside of something?

flip it upside-down, it's a bed:ssh:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PubicMice posted:

flip it upside-down, it's a bed:ssh:

oh wow

good lord

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
I cannot believe how much relevant content this thread has. I followed it from the beginning thinking it'd be like the optical illusion threads that pop up and die after 2 pages.

Nope. Thousands of pics look like butts and dicks.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Rolo posted:

I cannot believe how much relevant content this thread has. I followed it from the beginning thinking it'd be like the optical illusion threads that pop up and die after 2 pages.

Nope. Thousands of pics look like butts and dicks.

When you want it to, everything can look like a penis

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

goddamn wanna bury my head in them pillows

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.



Not sure what these are exactly but they were for sale in a toy/gift store.

senrath
Nov 4, 2009

Look Professor, a destruct switch!


They're a UV sensitive gel meant for kids to make stuff with.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

Packaged inside butt plugs.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Burkion posted:

When you want it to, everything can look like a penis

Reminds me of this random image I have

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Little known fact: There most likely were no penis shaped objects before the ancient Egypt phallic era, where the penis is thought to have been invented. At the very least, there are no documented phallicisms predating this point in history.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

That sounds like a phallusy.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

What is that from?

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
The crotch area.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

No thigh gap, would not sweep with.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

No thigh gap, would not sweep with.

Hard to have a thigh gap with only one leg... or is it an infinite thigh gap?

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Phimosissy posted:

Hard to have a thigh gap with only one leg... or is it an infinite thigh gap?

Sorry you don't know what panties being pulled down looks like

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

HenryEx posted:

The crotch area.

:golfclap:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Sorry you don't know what panties being pulled down looks like

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Geomancing
Jan 8, 2004

I am not an egghead. I am well-read.

Rolo posted:

I cannot believe how much relevant content this thread has. I followed it from the beginning thinking it'd be like the optical illusion threads that pop up and die after 2 pages.

Nope. Thousands of pics look like butts and dicks.

If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic
If it's shorter than it's wide, then turn it on its side
Now it's longer than it's wide, and it's phallic

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Geomancing posted:

If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic
If it's shorter than it's wide, then turn it on its side
Now it's longer than it's wide, and it's phallic

I loving love you.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006


I'm convinced this and that vibrating mascara are 100% intended as sex toys for people who, for whatever reason, cannot obtain them otherwise.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RZA Encryption posted:

I'm convinced this and that vibrating mascara are 100% intended as sex toys for people who, for whatever reason, cannot obtain them otherwise.

Maybe if you want to cauterize your vagina shut.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

Maybe if you want to cauterize your vagina shut.

That's like winterizing it right?

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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Picnic Princess posted:

Maybe if you want to cauterize your vagina shut.

Well you wouldn't plug it in!!

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