TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

«‹›14088 »

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

DynamicSloth posted:

I think politico may be bad

https://twitter.com/politico/status/795168772378284032

I don't know, this is pretty funny.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:49

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 27, 2024 15:03

Good Soldier Svejk: Jul 5, 2010

Brain Curry posted:

Hillary is just barely clinging on, like shook Nate's hairline

I think you call that particular look the "California Fault Line"

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:50

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

jfc I would not want to be Baloogan or lastgirl right now

I mean I wouldn't want to be Baloogan in general

but still

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:50

Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

SocketWrench posted:

Dear Priebus
You wasted $100m

I wouldn't call it a waste. That data will go to good use when Trump starts licensing it out to colloidal silver merchants.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:51

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/795267871140118529

Lol. I thought that his magic model was supposed to be better than simply averaging the polls.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:52

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:53

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Antti posted:

I wouldn't call it a waste. That data will go to good use when Trump starts licensing it out to colloidal silver merchants.

Trump supporters are going to be identified in the future by their silver skin, finally making Democrats the real racists

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:52

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

those Ricky Wilson oppo drops sure went nowhere huh

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:55

mandatory lesbian: Dec 18, 2012

bump_fn posted:

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:57

speng31b: May 8, 2010

CortezFantastic posted:

those Ricky Wilson oppo drops sure went nowhere huh

There is no oppo, only people on Twitter who want attention.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:56

PDP-1: Oct 12, 2004; It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

comingafteryouall posted:

Trump supporters are going to be identified in the future by their silver skin, finally making Democrats the real racists

colloidal silver no poo poo turns your skin blue, so you may not be far off.

e: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/internet-sensation-papa-smurf-dies-blue-people-live/story?id=20368758

PDP-1 fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Nov 6, 2016

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:56

Tom Guycot: Oct 15, 2008; Chief of Governors

lol kellyanne looks so tired, burnt out, and pissed on cnn

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:57

Goatman Sacks: Apr 4, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Tom Guycot posted:

lol kellyanne looks so tired, burnt out, and pissed on cnn

Good gently caress her

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:58

MasterSitsu: Nov 23, 2013

CortezFantastic posted:

those Ricky Wilson oppo drops sure went nowhere huh

That kid is still on the escalator:

https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/795115059798298628

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:59

Geostomp: Oct 22, 2008; Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Adar posted:

The fact that KKKillary will do her best to kkkill the GOP for 4-8 years means the Sanderistas will get a lot of what they want, at least in terms of words (actions may be a different story because lol Congress). The Trumpers are going to win a bunch of 2018 seats, though, which will *certainly* be a massive problem for the GOP because all Hillary has to do is broadcast their racism while the country proceeds to get another 2% less white.

Since when has open racism been painful for Republicans? It's the core of Trump's "appeal."

# ? Nov 6, 2016 15:59

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Now we have dirty bombs and we have cyber attacks and we have people who will be attacking our electrical grid. And you know, we have a whole variety of things that they can do and they can do these things simultaneously. And we have enemies who are obtaining nuclear weapons that they can explode in our exoatmosphere and destroy our electric grid. So think about a scenario like that. They explode the bomb; we have electromagnetic pulse.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:00

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

bernouts please pay the chemo price so you can be free to post in this thread

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:03

Goatman Sacks: Apr 4, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Good Nate was optimistic about NC early voting before, but the party numbers don't seem to agree with that - is he wrong, or are the massive unaffiliated numbers Latinos?

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:03

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Something along these lines?

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:03

comingafteryouall: Aug 2, 2011

Kellyanne Conway has an uncanny ability to stay on her talking points

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:04

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

lol Chuck has Nevada blue on his MtP map

straight up admitting that Trump has no path to victory in his opening

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:04

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

Goatman Sacks posted:

Good Nate was optimistic about NC early voting before, but the party numbers don't seem to agree with that - is he wrong, or are the massive unaffiliated numbers Latinos?

Good Nate's rosy predictions for NC were all based on his firm's Clinton +7 NC poll, which turned out to be completely wrong.

As-is, I'd still rate NC a tossup due to the possibility of higher AA turnout on election day + composition of independents.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:06

GAYS FOR DAYS: Dec 22, 2005; by exmarx

gently caress it, just threw 15 bucks onto predictit. Give me one more thing to arzy about on election night.

(I'm not really arzying. If I was, I wouldn't be putting up money.)

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:07

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

https://twitter.com/evanasmith/status/795280404500639744

:rip:

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:07

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Geostomp posted:

Since when has open racism been painful for Republicans? It's the core of Trump's "appeal."

Since this sort of thing started happening:

Sir Tonk posted:

lol Chuck has Nevada blue on his MtP map

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:09

Gianthogweed: Jun 3, 2004; "And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

Wouldn't it be funny if trump wins?

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:09

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/795269793444220928

gotta see a clip of this exchange

HAHAHAHAHAHA holy poo poo this is so sad

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:09

Josef K. Sourdust: Jul 16, 2014; "To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Thanks to mods and IK/IQ for probating Bernie chat. Time to get tough with D&D immigrants! :cop:

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:11

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

ttrruummpp!!

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:12

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

mannerup posted:

https://twitter.com/evanasmith/status/795280404500639744

WHAT THE HECK

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:12

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

venom snake confirmed a writer for SNL

# ? Nov 6, 2016 16:12

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.