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Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Or maybe, for some bizarre reason, people prioritize their actual lived lives over making entertainment for internet strangers.

That said, Chokes also sounded like he lived in a sitcom at times, so who knows? Maybe his house finally collapsed into a sinkhole or something.

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Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
Given how often I see Chokes posting in the US Politics thread in D&D, I assume he is, like many of the rest of us, hitting "refresh" on poll results.

I'm imagining a chain-smoking Killer Puppet quietly assuring itself that its chosen candidate will win next Tuesday.

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Wanderer posted:

I'm imagining a chain-smoking Killer Puppet quietly assuring itself that its chosen candidate will win next Tuesday.

...one way or another.

Xandor TikRoth
Mar 10, 2012

I can definitely help with that

Gilgamesh255 posted:

Well, poo poo.

Alright folks, let's play "What Misfortune/Bullshit Hit Chokes This Time"!

...Yeah, the name's a work in progress.

I'm guessing either his pipes burst again, bees, or he's on a rampage of rage a la mode God of War and/or Asura's Wrath, but hopefully with less dying.

Why not all three? His pipes burst because bees and so he went on a rampage.

CirclMastr
Jul 4, 2010

Xandor TikRoth posted:

Why not all three? His pipes burst because bees and so he went on a rampage.

Obviously his pipes burst and a bunch of bees poured out.

CrazySalamander
Nov 5, 2009
He obviously received an important visit:

KataraniSword
Apr 22, 2008

but at least I don't have
a MLP or MSPA avatar.
I am my own man.

Come on, guys, they're wasps. :colbert:

Unless you're suggesting the wasps went to Hawaii with him and the bees took the opportunity for a full-scale military takeover.

DGM_2
Jun 13, 2012

Wanderer posted:

Given how often I see Chokes posting in the US Politics thread in D&D

Somehow, the thought of goons discussing politics scares me even more than actual U.S. politics.


quote:

I'm imagining a chain-smoking Killer Puppet quietly assuring itself that its chosen candidate will win next Tuesday.

Sadly for him, the SMOD/Cthulhu ticket isn't polling too well.

CrazySalamander
Nov 5, 2009

DGM_2 posted:

Somehow, the thought of goons discussing politics scares me even more than actual U.S. politics.


Sadly for him, the SMOD/Cthulhu ticket isn't polling too well.

If they focused their campaign in Utah, they'd have a chance if there was no electoral college majority.

DGM_2
Jun 13, 2012
It's okay, I'll just fix the population problem myself.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
hi everyone! Be very careful making jokes about usernames when an admin is within earshot.

Update coming Sunday/Monday ish. Sorry for the huge delay between updates but I'm kind of redirecting my focus between the next novel and the horror show that is the US election. LP is a lower priority right now but still going.

mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.
oooo...that had to hurt.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Holy poo poo we went gold! Thanks everyone :)

DGM_2
Jun 13, 2012

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

hi everyone! Be very careful making jokes about usernames when an admin is within earshot.

You know, when CrazySalamander made the reference to McMullin's campaign in Utah I tried to steer the jokes AWAY from real-world politics. And then you stroll back in here with THAT username. :rolleyes:

Still, good to see you back and in one piece.

DGM_2 fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Nov 6, 2016

SystemLogoff
Feb 19, 2011

End Session?

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

hi everyone! Be very careful making jokes about usernames when an admin is within earshot.

Update coming Sunday/Monday ish. Sorry for the huge delay between updates but I'm kind of redirecting my focus between the next novel and the horror show that is the US election. LP is a lower priority right now but still going.

Please PM or post in this thread when your next novel is released. 😀

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SystemLogoff posted:

Please PM or post in this thread when your next novel is released. 😀

man at this rate PS is going to take two more years to complete, I'll probably be dead from LP curse long before Altered even hits first draft

Derek Barona
Dec 8, 2009

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?!

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

man at this rate PS is going to take two more years to complete, I'll probably be dead from LP curse long before Altered even hits first draft

I'd say all the more reason to get on with updating to try and get it done quicker, but knowing your luck Chokes the Curse would respond to the stimulation like a fever and just murder you even faster to compensate.

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos
Maybe the curse won't be able to find him with the new name.

We can only hope...

placid saviour
Apr 6, 2009
I hope the name change hasn't caused the curse to spread and transform. You know, something related to the name change, maybe?


:shepspends:

Chuu
Sep 11, 2004

Grimey Drawer

placid saviour posted:

I hope the name change hasn't caused the curse to spread and transform. You know, something related to the name change, maybe?


:shepspends:

Apparently the LP curse does not gently caress around.

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

You know getting trapped inside a book for eternity doesn't sound so bad.

Like Clockwork
Feb 17, 2012

It's only the Final Battle once all the players are ready.

Being trapped inside a book for eternity seems like a pretty sweet gig as far as fates worse than death go! :shepface: save us from ourselves

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done?

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done?
My entire life has been used and abused by the GOP, childhood was bush, now Trump in my adult life. The only intermission was obama.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done?

元気?元気じゃない。

Annointed fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Nov 9, 2016

TooMuchAbstraction
Oct 14, 2012

I spent four years making
Waves of Steel
Hell yes I'm going to turn my avatar into an ad for it.
Fun Shoe

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done?

The finale to this LP had better be worth it. No pressure. :v:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

TooMuchAbstraction posted:

The finale to this LP had better be worth it. No pressure. :v:

I'm doing what I can to muster the strength, but it's admittedly difficult right now to write meaningful stuff, let alone silly video game fanfic. I could use the distraction and levity, but at the same time, I don't feel much like being funny and it'll show in the final product.

I'm gonna take a few days to see if I can recover, but if the magic's gone (hurr hurr), I'm gonna have to abandon ship. We'll see how it shakes out.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Annointed posted:

元気?元気じゃない。

Boku wa chotto... :negative:

OgretailFood
Oct 9, 2012

Recommended by 10 out of 10 Aragami

Annointed posted:

My entire life has been used and abused by the GOP, childhood was bush, now Trump in my adult life
I didn't knew Chuck Tingle wrote a new book

Derek Barona
Dec 8, 2009

WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?!

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

I'm doing what I can to muster the strength, but it's admittedly difficult right now to write meaningful stuff, let alone silly video game fanfic. I could use the distraction and levity, but at the same time, I don't feel much like being funny and it'll show in the final product.

I'm gonna take a few days to see if I can recover, but if the magic's gone (hurr hurr), I'm gonna have to abandon ship. We'll see how it shakes out.

See, I get that. Everyone else around me is losing their collective poo poo and that feeling of dread is thick enough around my town that it might as well be mustard gas. But you can't give up, Chokes. If you give up, HE wins. So get back up and do it. Create funny poo poo in a time where we need funny poo poo if we don't want to all sink into despair. If nothing else, when the aliens come down to examine the blasted ruins of our country in the next two years, they'll be able to find this LP and understand that there was a time before The Fall where humor once truly lived in the world.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Derek Barona posted:

If you give up, HE wins.

and I like winning

Gilgamesh255
Aug 15, 2015

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

and I like winning

Why do I feel like that we would've been better off with the murder puppet?

mauman
Jul 30, 2014

Whoever's got the biggest whiskers does the talking.
Now that I think it about. Puppet kinda looks like Trump.

That's.....kinda eerie

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Gilgamesh255 posted:

Why do I feel like that we would've been better off with the murder puppet?

Negatives: will murder us in our sleep

Positives: relieves us of the burden of living, also not racist or misogynist

well he's got my vote for 2020

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

mauman posted:

Now that I think it about. Puppet kinda looks like Trump.

That's.....kinda eerie

no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet

placid saviour
Apr 6, 2009

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet

See, Chokes? You haven't lost it. You're still hysterical. The magic is still there. :shobon:

DGM_2
Jun 13, 2012

mauman posted:

Now that I think it about. Puppet kinda looks like Trump.

That's.....kinda eerie

It's the hair.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Good news, everyone! I finally found something to repair this stupid truncated MP4 that Bandicam decided to explode at the last moment since I dared to not hit stop after I was done. To be honest, that's why we haven't seen updates yet. Well, that, and the end of the loving United States of America as we know it.

I'll be working on prewriting tomorrow from the coffee shop, and I may even have a rough draft down before I'm done. It'll be finished when it's finished. No promises.

CrazySalamander
Nov 5, 2009

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

I'll be working on prewriting tomorrow from the coffee shop, and I may even have a rough draft down before I'm done. It'll be finished when it's finished. No promises.

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

the coffee shop

Just to clarify, your house hasn't burned down or anything has it?

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Fuckin Trump Riot posted:

Good news, everyone! I finally found something to repair this stupid truncated MP4 that Bandicam decided to explode at the last moment since I dared to not hit stop after I was done. To be honest, that's why we haven't seen updates yet. Well, that, and the end of the loving United States of America as we know it.

I'll be working on prewriting tomorrow from the coffee shop, and I may even have a rough draft down before I'm done. It'll be finished when it's finished. No promises.

I don't blame you mate. I don't think the electoral college has enough common sense to not vote in the fascist, 2000 seems to want a requiem of everything going wrong.

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DGM_2
Jun 13, 2012

Annointed posted:

I don't blame you mate. I don't think the electoral college has enough common sense to not vote in the fascist, 2000 seems to want a requiem of everything going wrong.

They'd be fools to go faithless. If the Right believed they lost fair and square the red states might be pushing for secession right now instead of California, but they'd have accepted the results. But if they think they've been cheated? It doesn't matter whether the electors flipped legally or not, they'll revolt. And I could hardly blame them.

But if it makes you feel better, the MSM isn't going to cover for Trump the way they do for Democrats. Quite the opposite, actually. And even a Republican Congress isn't going to just roll over on everything. Trump can get a lot done, especially during his honeymoon period, but he'll face much more scrutiny and resistance from the powers-that-be than Obama did or Clinton would have.

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