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Or maybe, for some bizarre reason, people prioritize their actual lived lives over making entertainment for internet strangers. That said, Chokes also sounded like he lived in a sitcom at times, so who knows? Maybe his house finally collapsed into a sinkhole or something.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 14:15 |
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Given how often I see Chokes posting in the US Politics thread in D&D, I assume he is, like many of the rest of us, hitting "refresh" on poll results. I'm imagining a chain-smoking Killer Puppet quietly assuring itself that its chosen candidate will win next Tuesday.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 18:17 |
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Wanderer posted:I'm imagining a chain-smoking Killer Puppet quietly assuring itself that its chosen candidate will win next Tuesday. ...one way or another.
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# ? Nov 3, 2016 18:19 |
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Gilgamesh255 posted:Well, poo poo. Why not all three? His pipes burst because bees and so he went on a rampage.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 00:59 |
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Xandor TikRoth posted:Why not all three? His pipes burst because bees and so he went on a rampage. Obviously his pipes burst and a bunch of bees poured out.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 01:09 |
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He obviously received an important visit:
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 01:39 |
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Come on, guys, they're wasps. Unless you're suggesting the wasps went to Hawaii with him and the bees took the opportunity for a full-scale military takeover.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 03:04 |
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Wanderer posted:Given how often I see Chokes posting in the US Politics thread in D&D Somehow, the thought of goons discussing politics scares me even more than actual U.S. politics. quote:I'm imagining a chain-smoking Killer Puppet quietly assuring itself that its chosen candidate will win next Tuesday. Sadly for him, the SMOD/Cthulhu ticket isn't polling too well.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 04:24 |
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DGM_2 posted:Somehow, the thought of goons discussing politics scares me even more than actual U.S. politics. If they focused their campaign in Utah, they'd have a chance if there was no electoral college majority.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 05:48 |
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It's okay, I'll just fix the population problem myself.
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# ? Nov 4, 2016 06:14 |
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hi everyone! Be very careful making jokes about usernames when an admin is within earshot. Update coming Sunday/Monday ish. Sorry for the huge delay between updates but I'm kind of redirecting my focus between the next novel and the horror show that is the US election. LP is a lower priority right now but still going.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 02:16 |
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oooo...that had to hurt.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 04:22 |
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Holy poo poo we went gold! Thanks everyone
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 04:54 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:hi everyone! Be very careful making jokes about usernames when an admin is within earshot. You know, when CrazySalamander made the reference to McMullin's campaign in Utah I tried to steer the jokes AWAY from real-world politics. And then you stroll back in here with THAT username. Still, good to see you back and in one piece. DGM_2 fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Nov 6, 2016 |
# ? Nov 6, 2016 09:32 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:hi everyone! Be very careful making jokes about usernames when an admin is within earshot. Please PM or post in this thread when your next novel is released. 😀
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 18:02 |
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SystemLogoff posted:Please PM or post in this thread when your next novel is released. 😀 man at this rate PS is going to take two more years to complete, I'll probably be dead from LP curse long before Altered even hits first draft
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:27 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:man at this rate PS is going to take two more years to complete, I'll probably be dead from LP curse long before Altered even hits first draft I'd say all the more reason to get on with updating to try and get it done quicker, but knowing your luck Chokes the Curse would respond to the stimulation like a fever and just murder you even faster to compensate.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 06:43 |
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Maybe the curse won't be able to find him with the new name. We can only hope...
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 07:32 |
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I hope the name change hasn't caused the curse to spread and transform. You know, something related to the name change, maybe?
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 18:40 |
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placid saviour posted:I hope the name change hasn't caused the curse to spread and transform. You know, something related to the name change, maybe? Apparently the LP curse does not gently caress around.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 07:14 |
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You know getting trapped inside a book for eternity doesn't sound so bad.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 09:11 |
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Being trapped inside a book for eternity seems like a pretty sweet gig as far as fates worse than death go!
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 13:09 |
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My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done?
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 18:34 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done? Fuckin Trump Riot posted:My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done? 元気?元気じゃない。 Annointed fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Nov 9, 2016 |
# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:15 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:My gods. The LP curse claimed the entire nation. What have I done? The finale to this LP had better be worth it. No pressure.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 19:20 |
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:The finale to this LP had better be worth it. No pressure. I'm doing what I can to muster the strength, but it's admittedly difficult right now to write meaningful stuff, let alone silly video game fanfic. I could use the distraction and levity, but at the same time, I don't feel much like being funny and it'll show in the final product. I'm gonna take a few days to see if I can recover, but if the magic's gone (hurr hurr), I'm gonna have to abandon ship. We'll see how it shakes out.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:51 |
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Annointed posted:元気?元気じゃない。 Boku wa chotto...
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 20:56 |
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Annointed posted:My entire life has been used and abused by the GOP, childhood was bush, now Trump in my adult life
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 21:14 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:I'm doing what I can to muster the strength, but it's admittedly difficult right now to write meaningful stuff, let alone silly video game fanfic. I could use the distraction and levity, but at the same time, I don't feel much like being funny and it'll show in the final product. See, I get that. Everyone else around me is losing their collective poo poo and that feeling of dread is thick enough around my town that it might as well be mustard gas. But you can't give up, Chokes. If you give up, HE wins. So get back up and do it. Create funny poo poo in a time where we need funny poo poo if we don't want to all sink into despair. If nothing else, when the aliens come down to examine the blasted ruins of our country in the next two years, they'll be able to find this LP and understand that there was a time before The Fall where humor once truly lived in the world.
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# ? Nov 9, 2016 23:43 |
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Derek Barona posted:If you give up, HE wins. and I like winning
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 01:43 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:and I like winning Why do I feel like that we would've been better off with the murder puppet?
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 02:52 |
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Now that I think it about. Puppet kinda looks like Trump. That's.....kinda eerie
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 03:04 |
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Gilgamesh255 posted:Why do I feel like that we would've been better off with the murder puppet? Negatives: will murder us in our sleep Positives: relieves us of the burden of living, also not racist or misogynist well he's got my vote for 2020
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 03:52 |
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mauman posted:Now that I think it about. Puppet kinda looks like Trump. no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 03:53 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:no puppet, no puppet, you're the puppet See, Chokes? You haven't lost it. You're still hysterical. The magic is still there.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 12:03 |
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mauman posted:Now that I think it about. Puppet kinda looks like Trump. It's the hair.
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# ? Nov 10, 2016 19:49 |
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Good news, everyone! I finally found something to repair this stupid truncated MP4 that Bandicam decided to explode at the last moment since I dared to not hit stop after I was done. To be honest, that's why we haven't seen updates yet. Well, that, and the end of the loving United States of America as we know it. I'll be working on prewriting tomorrow from the coffee shop, and I may even have a rough draft down before I'm done. It'll be finished when it's finished. No promises.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 06:51 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:I'll be working on prewriting tomorrow from the coffee shop, and I may even have a rough draft down before I'm done. It'll be finished when it's finished. No promises. Fuckin Trump Riot posted:the coffee shop Just to clarify, your house hasn't burned down or anything has it?
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 06:56 |
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Fuckin Trump Riot posted:Good news, everyone! I finally found something to repair this stupid truncated MP4 that Bandicam decided to explode at the last moment since I dared to not hit stop after I was done. To be honest, that's why we haven't seen updates yet. Well, that, and the end of the loving United States of America as we know it. I don't blame you mate. I don't think the electoral college has enough common sense to not vote in the fascist, 2000 seems to want a requiem of everything going wrong.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 09:45 |
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Annointed posted:I don't blame you mate. I don't think the electoral college has enough common sense to not vote in the fascist, 2000 seems to want a requiem of everything going wrong. They'd be fools to go faithless. If the Right believed they lost fair and square the red states might be pushing for secession right now instead of California, but they'd have accepted the results. But if they think they've been cheated? It doesn't matter whether the electors flipped legally or not, they'll revolt. And I could hardly blame them. But if it makes you feel better, the MSM isn't going to cover for Trump the way they do for Democrats. Quite the opposite, actually. And even a Republican Congress isn't going to just roll over on everything. Trump can get a lot done, especially during his honeymoon period, but he'll face much more scrutiny and resistance from the powers-that-be than Obama did or Clinton would have.
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# ? Nov 13, 2016 16:58 |