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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007



Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Context:

https://twitter.com/LatinoDecisions/status/795357253620600837

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx



Dubstep Jesus
Jun 27, 2012

by exmarx

My friend got to early vote with John Lewis and I'm so envious of her. Still glad I got to vote for him on Friday though, as well as my :abuela:

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016
I just got GOTV texts from HRC campaign. I was like...dafuq, I'm in the middle of America's bleeding red butthole. Then I remembered my number is a Florida area code. Have never been registered dem my whole life, no clue how they got it. Maybe they're just randomly dialing all Florida numbers.

Didn't have the heart to tell them where I really was, so I just said I am voting on election day and know where everything is, thank you. They seemed so happy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Northjayhawk posted:

Thats not going to happen. They will unofficially call it by discussing what this election means and what Hillary's first 100 days will be like and how there doesn't seem to be a path for Trump, but they won't call the election until they call 270 EV worth of states, and they won't call the west coast until 11pm.

Maybe if Texas miraculously goes blue, they can call it at 9pm.

yeah once its a practical lock for :abuela: thanks to the east coast returns theyll start using the word "path" a lot but they wont officially call it until the west coast votes

TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax

So weird to see non-white people around a R candidate.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Consummate Professional posted:

I think the word is allegations
You must excuse Reinhold. He's been reading Revelations a lot lately.

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Turdfuzz posted:

u wouldnt even get permabanned

Uh, duh

Do you wanna get permabanned bc i bet it can be arranged, I would miss your quips but people should get what they want as long as it's not a burden on others!!

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007

Internet Webguy posted:

everyone knows it's actually Pokémon-go-to-the-polls

I groaned when I first heard this but it has grown on me over time.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Chris James 2 posted:

Yeah I honestly don't even care about the possibility of him getting 200 EVs, if she gets FL this poo poo gets officially called by like 8:30 or 9 PM Eastern and we all get the official celebration started 3 hours early

florida's not getting called until late wednesday at the earliest because people will still be in line to vote when the election's called at 11

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


more context: Romney won 27 percent of the Latino vote

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Esplanade posted:

Unless Saint Priebus had a vision.

The only visions he probably has are flashes of him switching to liquor when he wakes up in the morning (:same:)

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005
todays projections have me feelin' p good after finding out yesterday that my die-hard dem mom who voted for kerry + obama both times and hillary in the primary is now voting for trump in WI

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Turdfuzz posted:

i post 4 free posts
its a vicious cycle

you should get into a union

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
EMAILS update:

https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/795358997083586560

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
How's NY going? I heard it was going to go for Trump.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Oiled and Ready posted:

I would miss your quips

wow thats hosed up

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

triple sulk posted:

gimme some jeb pics pls

wocobob
Jan 7, 2014

damages enemies w/ corn




A few signs that popped up on Wash U's campus this weekend (the last one is a Latin American style "El Trumpo para Presidente" sign: I think deplorables might have smudged it).

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


RIGGED

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Turdfuzz posted:

almost every post ive made itt is some lovely one liner

almost?

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

Alec Bald Snatch posted:

florida's not getting called until late wednesday at the earliest because people will still be in line to vote when the election's called at 11

has a presidential election ever gone off without a hitch in Florida

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


i emptyquoted a few times

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSVd-3SkRUo

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

@shookinthehouse

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

so it was just a waste of everyone's loving time?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol comey

https://twitter.com/jasoninthehouse/status/795358997083586560

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013


excited to hear Trump talk about the rigged FBI again tonight

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
lmao comey you dingbat

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Eat it shitlords.

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

the secret of this thread is that if you read it and don't post you get permabanned

Colonel Corazon
Feb 12, 2011

A faction armed to the teeth hardly seems friendly to me.


Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
I missed the dawn of the third day, did Gandalf come?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


the conclusion being that Sec Clinton is a sex cannibal

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Equeen posted:

so it was just a waste of everyone's loving time?

:toot:

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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

ploppo goes the oppo

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