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Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011


Oiled and Ready posted:

I have never donated, but can you see why I think this text message I just got is noteworthy? Read it carefully:
"Please tell us where to go, we have no idea."

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

ughhhhhhhh two days ughlsjhjfhdffffffffffffff i can't handle this i can't atke it bluhhhhh barfffffff

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Mr. Comey

Give us a treat

bomb bomb bomb bomb

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

And I'm sure everyone will act accordingly and apologize for blowing this story completely out of proportion.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

That DICK! posted:

My roommate don't know how to step outta fuckin shower. It's like dry yourself off first and then step out don't just barrel out of it and flop on the floor or whatever, poo poo. Takin a dump right now and the floors all wet, and my memory foam is ruined

i hope the situation has improved in the intervening 25 hours or so

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
The genius of it is, even though it's another exoneration, it will generate more "CLINTON + EMAILS" headlines tomorrow

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Way to stomp on your own dick Comey.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


That's a beautiful storyline for Monday, especially paired with the early voter numbers. Gonna be a good two days.

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

Flesh Forge posted:

I missed the dawn of the third day, did Gandalf come?

nah, we're 24 hours from the moon falling tho

brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

Equeen posted:

so it was just a waste of everyone's loving time?

:wth:

TwinsensRevenge
Aug 13, 2013

Slate Action posted:

The genius of it is, even though it's another exoneration, it will generate more "CLINTON + EMAILS" headlines tomorrow

yeah I don't think the FBI re-confirming its conclusion will do anything positive, especially this late in the game

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Two best things about this thread:

1. Relegated all the Trump huffing racists to their Toxx thread, scared to venture out of the deplorable hug box.

2. Three pages of "gently caress you wear the hat" every time Boostes posted.

Honorable mention: the Redemption of Baloogan

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Equeen posted:

so it was just a waste of everyone's loving time?
What a surprise!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/795288768022454273

swt?

donald trump would clearly be a sign that God hates Mankind, that's for sure

Themagicalgoat
Oct 5, 2016

Please don't fire me!!!!! sez man in black suit with dark sunglasses and earpiece I didn't mean ta!

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

wow its loving nothing

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Equeen posted:

so it was just a waste of everyone's loving time?

You could say this about the entire 2016 election, tbh.

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

lol just shouted "gently caress YOU COMEY" at my computer screen

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
I think getting investigated by the FBI can be considered a yuge compliment from now on.

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007

Slate Action posted:

The genius of it is, even though it's another exoneration, it will generate more "CLINTON + EMAILS" headlines tomorrow

"FBI still considers Sec Clinton "extremely careless"

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


lmao

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
*comey walks across stage to podium*

I have an urgent message from the FBI, please everyone pay attention

*takes deep breath*

emails

that is all

*walks off the edge of the stage*

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

iv think i may just go to a bar at like 8 am on tuesday and sit there all day drinking shirley temples until i pass out while chanting embiiiiid buuuush truuump ggggggggfuuhbbbb

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


Nice going, dumping the retraction in the dead of Sunday

Wonder why they didn't tweet that earlier

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
God I hope Comey had to personally look at thousands of Weiner's dick pics. What a slimy turd

Bishop Rodan
Dec 5, 2011

See you in the funny papers, liebchen!

Kurtofan posted:

https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/795288768022454273

swt?

donald trump would clearly be a sign that God hates Mankind, that's for sure

Wikipedia posted:

Subhanahu wa ta'ala, Arabic for "May He be glorified and exalted", Muslim honorific

Corny
Feb 18, 2006

i am scared

Kurtofan posted:

https://twitter.com/ObamaMalik/status/795288768022454273

swt?

donald trump would clearly be a sign that God hates Mankind, that's for sure

it's arabic for "with help from god" or something to that effect, theres a similar phrase we use in hebrew :eng101:

edit: wrong phrase apparently! relying on my hebrew consonontal roots = no good apparently

Corny fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Nov 6, 2016

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

EMAILS.EMAILS.EMAILS.EMAILS.EMAILS.no evidence.EMAILS.EMAILS.EMAILS.EMAILS.

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬


text

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


yeah well i spoke to reince pubis and he says her maid printed out classified poo poo

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

Why? It's not like it's going to close. We'll keep it around for the next eight years to talk about his presidency.

nice

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


what a cuck

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade


Beaten, sorta, but I got the pic. :coal:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


me

sorry everyone

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Sorry guys, false alarm. Hope nobody did anything crazy

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Internet Webguy posted:

*comey walks across stage to podium*

I have an urgent message from the FBI, please everyone pay attention

*takes deep breath*

emails

that is all

*walks off the edge of the stage*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
i'm the guy who uses "Messrs."

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Just got a loving BENGHAZI robocall in AZ.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Kurtofan posted:

you should get into a union

right2post laws man

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

truuuuump doooctor seeeex cake burpppp ed baaaaallls pour me another barkeep is the thing i'm gonna say to my toilet at like 7 pm tuesday before barfing up grenadine and ginger ale onto my bathroom floor

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