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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Epic High Five posted:

Correct, but presumably they had a better case than just business cards

Gowdy, also on the committee, is guilty of the same and may or may not be included in the investigation

lol that is rad as hell

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:13

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# ? May 31, 2024 23:03

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Epic High Five posted:

I think Comey is just a figure of reduced power within an agency in civil war

whoa man you sound like this country is on the verge of collapse

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:13

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I'll take "CLINTON CLEARED OF ALL WRONGDOING" headline spam over "TRUMP ON THE VERGE OF WINNING" any day

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:15

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

zen death robot posted:

Kellyanne Conway is extremely shook on msnbc

I sometimes wonder if they were seriously thinking she'd be getting arrested ANY DAY NOW

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:15

deathbysnusnu: Feb 25, 2016

So I'm seeing the term nothingburger on Rick Wilson's twitter feed. CSPAM gonna take over.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:15

TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Schnorkles posted:

like there is a segment on e-mails on basically every major network right now. Clinton being changes the narrative slightly, but it doesn't change how much coverage its getting.

It has been waning for the last 2 days, and the focus was switching to early voting/turnout etc. now tomorrow morning will be full "HILLARY'S EMAILS!" regardless of the content of the reporting - just like it was last time around.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:14

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/795372751171284992

i hope kellyanne conway gets blackbagged by a pissed off trump after this

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:15

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

zen death robot posted:

Kellyanne Conway is extremely shook on msnbc

hey thx btw 4 wider av sexbot

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:15

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

New take from Trump on the Beyonce/Jay Z event: the attendees were 'political people' who were so shocked by Jay Z's vile language, the likes of which no-one has ever heard before, that by the time Hillary got on stage most of the audience had left.

yeah, sounds legit.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:16

brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

a.lo posted:

whoa man you sound like this country is on the verge of collapse

lol lookit this nerd with hope for the future

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:15

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Turdfuzz posted:

hey thx btw 4 wider av sexbot

oh drat nice av

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:16

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

a.lo posted:

whoa man you sound like this country is on the verge of collapse

Not reeally, we've got like a hundred Intel agencies and apparently only the FBI has Trump supporters at this point. Its not the first time tumult resulted in shakeups in the three letters. Its why the POTUS can dismiss them at any time without cause

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:16

Turdfuzz: Jul 23, 2008

Turdfuzz posted:

hey thx btw 4 wider av sexbot

now everyone knows who to blame

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:15

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/frankthorp/status/795372751171284992

i hope kellyanne conway gets blackbagged by a pissed off trump after this

lmao, emails are literally one of two messages they have about Clinton (Benghazi being the other)

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:16

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

the fbi has always been bad

it was never great, much like america

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:16

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

zen death robot posted:

Kellyanne Conway is extremely shook on msnbc

so

when's her tell-all coming out

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/Glinner/status/795361594339430404

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

Addamere: Jan 3, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

frankenfreak posted:

He won't, though. He's gonna say he didn't lose, America lost by not voting him. Trump cannot fail, only be failed.

just like conservatism!

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:16

Night10194: Feb 13, 2012; We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

I think the fact that Kellyanne is super shook is probably our proof that this will not, in fact, be actually good for Trump.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Top 3 Avs ITT:

1. A Helpful Bear
2. Schnorkles
3. Turdfuzz

Everyone else's sucks, step up your game goddamn.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TyrantWD posted:

It has been waning for the last 2 days, and the focus was switching to early voting/turnout etc. now tomorrow morning will be full "HILLARY'S EMAILS!" regardless of the content of the reporting - just like it was last time around.

I disagree. The coverage re: early voting and swing states is always "WHAT DID THE COMEY LETTER PUT IN PLAY FOR TRUMP" . It's a centerpiece of the entire last week of the election.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

babypolis: Nov 4, 2009

Gareth Gobulcoque posted:

I'd forgotten all about sex house. It was amazing.

porking across america was also pretty good

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

mannerup posted:

text

lmaooooo

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

WeAreTheRomans posted:

Probably the most easily trolled "celeb" on Twitter playing the puppetmaster

I don't think Linehan's doing any kind of "puppetmaster" thing here.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Epic High Five posted:

I'll take "CLINTON CLEARED OF ALL WRONGDOING" headline spam over "TRUMP ON THE VERGE OF WINNING" any day

Yeah. This is a good thing and anybody saying differently is somehow addicted to blacktar arzying.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:18

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/795374408776957954
"regardless of this decision..."
gently caress you paul ryan

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:18

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

I think I'm gonna follow bill Mitchell right before I go to bed tomorrow night

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:17

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

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gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/795374408776957954
"regardless of this decision..."
gently caress you paul ryan

"lets bring the clinton era to an end by voting for donald trump on tuesday"

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:18

Horseshoe theory: Mar 7, 2005

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/795374408776957954
"regardless of this decision..."
gently caress you paul ryan

Big talk from a guy who's getting shanked on 11/9 by the Freedom Caucus.

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:18

SHY NUDIST GRRL: Feb 15, 2011; Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

What is this about emails now? Jesus Christ

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:19

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

I've got a sneaking suspicion that sending all the lovely USPOL posters here to see if it gets them in line is a test to see if CSPAM moderation styles should be applied to D&D as a whole :tinfoil:

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:19

Notable Dom X: Apr 3, 2011; by exmarx; Buglord

Phyresis posted:

I'm not sure what we're screening tonight, I want to watch a short tv series, Onion show name of Sex House and not some terrible hawaii poo poo movie tbqh

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

same time, same place

Sex House is amazing and strangely fitting for this new reality we find ourselves in

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:19

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/795373969503350784

alright

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:18

zakkro: May 29, 2015

On msnbc, Trump rally on one side, Katy Tur on the other

it looks like Trump is signing what Tur is saying

# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:19

mannerup: Jan 11, 2004; ♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬