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funmanguy posted:Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat. That's one resilient lamp!
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:44 |
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funmanguy posted:Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat. Two hours including wind down every morning.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:48 |
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funmanguy posted:Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat. i make the noises as i read this post out loud
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:52 |
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*coughs* i love lamp anchor mans
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:53 |
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i'm permabanned user thermostomper58
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:53 |
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Kristov posted:Yeah, unfortunately if you're not involved in resource extraction, then there really just isn't any point to living in the country other than being afraid of crowds. VideoTapir posted:That is literally why my dad retired to a small town. my dad posted:Yes, that is the real reason. The rumors of me using nighttime to prepare a ritual for summoning Cthulhu to fight Mammon have been greatly exaggerated, I assure you.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 19:57 |
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Does my dad just search the forums for posts containing the phrase 'my dad' to comment on? Coz that's what I'd do.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:22 |
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everyone needs a hobby i guess
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:24 |
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Outrail posted:Does my dad just search the forums for posts containing the phrase 'my dad' to comment on? Coz that's what I'd do. Usernames like "my dad" exist to try to mine content for this very thread.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:27 |
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Outrail posted:Does my dad just search the forums for posts containing the phrase 'my dad' to comment on? Coz that's what I'd do. <insert your mom joke here> Nah, I only do it in threads I read,. Even then, it comes up way more often than I'm willing to try to make a joke out of it - goons loving love talking about their dads. I actually avoided making such jokes for over a year because some goons were sending me "Hey, someone said "my dad" in <thread>, you have to post there" messages.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:29 |
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yeah i get the same thing
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 20:33 |
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*slams through door, out of breath* dude. there's a thread. you gotta post cosby in this thread.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:05 |
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my dad has a DOWN JACKET FETISH and I can't stop talking about it.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:06 |
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I wish I could talk about my dad.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:30 |
Does anybody have T-Paine's pulled pork meltdown handy? I can't find it but I never get tired of reading it
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:30 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:Does anybody have T-Paine's pulled pork meltdown handy? I can't find it but I never get tired of reading it
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:36 |
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Paladinus posted:I wish I could talk about my dad. youre in luck fam
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:46 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:Does anybody have T-Paine's pulled pork meltdown handy? I can't find it but I never get tired of reading it Ok, I need to see this. How can anyone get mad about pulled pork?
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:50 |
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Love is like a box of thermostats.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 21:49 |
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my dad posted:<insert your mom joke here> Mods change my username to "my dad's inbox"
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:00 |
Solice Kirsk posted:Ok, I need to see this. How can anyone get mad about pulled pork? He wasn't actually angry, he was posting for comedic effect to make fun of some idiot who thought that a sandwich had pulled pork on it when it obviously didn't
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:02 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:He wasn't actually angry, he was posting for comedic effect nooo all the work ive put into the soon to be published 12 volumes of À la recherche du forums terrible has come undone
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:08 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:He wasn't actually angry, he was posting for comedic effect to make fun of some idiot who thought that a sandwich had pulled pork on it when it obviously didn't Oooh. Like the small pastries meltdown that goldmined the old anti-food porn thread.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:12 |
Powaqoatse posted:nooo all the work ive put into the soon to be published 12 volumes of À la recherche du forums terrible has come undone but enough about your proust history
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:20 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Oooh. Like the small pastries meltdown that goldmined the old anti-food porn thread. What?
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:23 |
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someone didn't know what prawns were
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:25 |
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VanSandman posted:What? Someone mistook shrimp for some kind of bread garnish.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:26 |
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VanSandman posted:What?
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:30 |
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Bomrek posted:This image has never resonated more. The_White_Crane posted:I cannot tell what either of those foods are. goons make fun, white crane doubles down, comedy ensues. e: there's a couple stretches of non-shrimp-related posts but I encourage you to continue reading LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Nov 6, 2016 |
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quote:Dude's been here since 2008. A few days ago he accidently revealed that he doesn't know what a shrimp is. Eight years of posting out the window, now he's shrimp guy. That's his legacy. In a few decades if you look up The _White_Crane it's just going to be an image of a shrimp, subtitle "what the gently caress is this, some kind of small pastry?"
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:42 |
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Giggling like a moron at that thread. A real pro-click.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 22:46 |
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Edit: can't figure out why it won't link and phone posting. It's a funny shrimp gif. mod edit to fix the link Somebody has a new favorite as of 02:25 on Nov 7, 2016 |
# ? Nov 6, 2016 23:03 |
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A closet seems like a pretty inconvenient gift. Just wrapping it would be a huge bother and actually getting it under the tree even more so.
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 23:09 |
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:but enough about your proust history don't want this lil nugget to get lost among the small pastries
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# ? Nov 6, 2016 23:15 |
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the main thing that I get from the post about the lamp and the thermostat is that you don't want to marry someone who requires an entire closet dedicated to gifts purchased with no specific person in mind
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:41 |
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I like the idea of having an entire closet full of gifts. It's like something a 7 year old me would have wanted when I grew up.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:44 |
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The gifts could be purchased with people in mind, but be awaiting the recipient's birthday or Christmas or whatever. Plus you have to keep all those wrapping supplies somewhere.
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 02:50 |
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Subjunctive posted:The gifts could be purchased with people in mind, but be awaiting the recipient's birthday or Christmas or whatever. Plus you have to keep all those wrapping supplies somewhere. Wrapping supplies should always be stored in the Gift Wrapping Room. The hell is wrong with you?
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# ? Nov 7, 2016 04:08 |
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Subjunctive posted:The gifts could be purchased with people in mind, but be awaiting the recipient's birthday or Christmas or whatever. Plus you have to keep all those wrapping supplies somewhere. You also put bad gifts in there to regift/quickly pull out when the giver comes over.
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It already is
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