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Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Samfucius posted:

loving :same: except I was drunk (thanks, cousin Dylan) and missed the walkway up to my front door and ran into the hedge at about 20mph. I distinctly remember flying through the air, watching the concrete walkway approach my face. You never forget that stuff.

Ha I'd forgotten also, I had a couple of bottles of wine in a carrier bag slung on the handlebar (not what caused the accident I should add) but they smashed all over me so when I was taken into A&E I stunk of booze and everyone thought I was pissed when I actually wasn't.

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Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
https://twitter.com/GVA_Watcher/status/794123630108143616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


I saw this posted in the GTA Online thread because this collection looks like something a player character would put together.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


not enough zentorno

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Jesus christ lurk more and gently caress off already you relentless idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTHDIWAWU4

this was good except when the little girl's screams went ultrasonic

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
If that guy was half a foot taller his head would hit the ceiling. How do you live in a house like that? Id be going crazy living like a mole in a mole tunnel.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Je ne parle pas Francais, and Google Translate isn't cutting it. On what grounds did they seize them?

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Hyperlynx posted:

Je ne parle pas Francais, and Google Translate isn't cutting it. On what grounds did they seize them?

As far as I can make it out, he's being prosecuted in the US and France for money laundering and corruption.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
English article: http://qz.com/827859/bugatti-ferrari-and-koenigegg-one-were-among-seized-cars-of-equatorial-guineas-vp-obiang/

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




That's like a full second wind up on a punch. Why does this dude move like he's stuck in molasses?

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Regrettable posted:

That's like a full second wind up on a punch. Why does this dude move like he's stuck in molasses?

Bullet time. His action points ran out a second too early.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


The other guy parried and riposted his punch, which slows time a little.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
http://i.imgur.com/W6Oa1QP.gifv

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Far Cry 5 looking good.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Comey had to write a letter that nope, still loving nothing in those e-mails.

Now he's not just ruined his career, he's ruined it for loving nothing since both sides loathe him equally.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

gschmidl posted:

Comey had to write a letter that nope, still loving nothing in those e-mails.

Now he's not just ruined his career, he's ruined it for loving nothing since both sides loathe him equally.

Yeah, a friend posted about this on facebook and I had a hard time finding the actual story amidst all of the articles calling for him to resign or be thrown out.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Jesus christ lurk more and gently caress off already you relentless idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTHDIWAWU4

jesus christ, what a loving baby. he shouldn't be raising children

me irl

http://i.imgur.com/wtcTbpc.mp4

Sagebrush has a new favorite as of 23:52 on Nov 6, 2016

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

HAH!

Remember that playmate who took the picture of the 70 year old woman in the locker room? She got charged with invasion of privacy today :neckbeard:

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-body-shaming-20161104-story.html

I love it when people get caught with this stuff and their reaction is

quote:

“That was absolutely wrong and not what I meant to do,” she said. “I know that body-shaming is wrong. That is not the type of person I am.”

yes it is

it is exactly the kind of person you are

that is why you did it

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

stolen from bad tattoo thread.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Yeah "that thing I did is not the sort of thing I would ever do" is always the most mystifying response.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah "that thing I did is not the sort of thing I would ever do" is always the most mystifying response.

It's the "neenja" defense.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.
sportsenfreude

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Stex T posted:

sportsenfreude


laces out!

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Stex T posted:

sportsenfreude


I don't think any football kick video is funnier than this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BFaykcxGg&t=36s

Someone who understands Canadian rules better than me can explain what's happening here, but yes, it's completely legal.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
that looks way loving cooler than american football

whodatwhere
Aug 24, 2013

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



ninjahedgehog posted:

I don't think any football kick video is funnier than this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BFaykcxGg&t=36s

Someone who understands Canadian rules better than me can explain what's happening here, but yes, it's completely legal.

I believe the rule is that they have to kick it oat.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Toddlers are a lot like drunks.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solice Kirsk posted:

Toddlers are a lot like drunks.

People don't find it nearly as adorable when I do stuff like that.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011



stereotypical wrangler owner spotted

goatsestretchgoals has a new favorite as of 02:33 on Nov 7, 2016

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

belt posted:

People don't find it nearly as adorable when I do stuff like that.

Put on a Power Rangers onesie.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009


What a depressing looking house :smith:

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

The framing is beautiful. It's like a Wes Anderson movie.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Outrail posted:

Given how abused those elephants are I can't see much difference between this and a retarded guy kicking a child out of reflex. Stop paying people to abuse tigers and elephant and poo poo you dumb loving white dipshits.

*scuttles back to the shadows*

can i keep buying my traditional chinese medicine though?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Krunk Status: Weak

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