Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

prefect posted:

Newt Gingrich, International Diplomat.

:psyboom:
Gingrich—Primary Mission

—Advocate of civilization

—Definer of civilization

—Teacher of the rules of civilization

—Arouser of those who form civilization

—Organizer of the pro-civilization activists

—Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Samuel Clemens posted:

Was Giuliani ever good or did everyone just have to pretend he was good because of 9/11?

He was mayor of NYC during a lowering of the crime rate, so he took credit for it being caused by his wonderful "harass all black men" program.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Thundercracker posted:

Out of everyone utterly embarassed by this election, I really hope Nate Silver just loses all credibility. When a man is shook, he is done.

:agreed:

Nate basically designed a model to go "I dunno, anything could happen!" and has strongly defended this for some reason. Even if it were right (it isn't), what good is such a thing? We don't pay sports commentators to just go on tv and tell people to flip a coin.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

Mr. Pumroy posted:

i hope tronad domp did not sleep well at all, he got another rally this morning :twisted:

poo poo he got 5 rallies lol

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Bad news for Trump's hope of winning PA

https://twitter.com/huffingtonpost/status/795588638570582016

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
some common voting questions answered

is it illegal to dunk my balls on donald trump's name on my ballot?

no it is legal and in fact a time honored tradition in new hampshire, this is why election officials wear gloves

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Samuel Clemens posted:

After much deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that this would be my favourite outcome of the election.



*squints at the sun, puts day crew sunglasses on*

yeah I'd really like a 4 person scotus too

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


JESUS loving CHRIST STAB ME IN THE BALLS IM GOING TO SEE IF THEYLL LET ME IN THE FIELD OFFICE AN HOUR EARLY

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

SKIP loving WORK AND BANK YOU MORONS

I WILL DIE BEFORE I SEE NEWT RUDY AND RINSE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Good Lord, it never ends with this guy. We're twelve hours away from him announcing making David Duke another top lackey just to add a little more awfulness around him.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'



As someone who has had the pleasure of riding septa for a brief time... will anyone be able to tell the difference?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jeb? will be sent to the Wall.

Se acerca el invierno

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

strike was irrelevant to trump's chances in pa

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Reince as Chief of Staff is just too much.

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
I'm sure it's been said before, but I'd really like to see the Trump thread reach 1420 pages before the election, so I am doing my part.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

first secretary of state to walk on the moon

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

theflyingexecutive posted:

SKIP loving WORK AND BANK YOU MORONS

I WILL DIE BEFORE I SEE NEWT RUDY AND RINSE IN THE WHITE HOUSE

So you don't woot, for Newt?

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.



phantom_dilz posted:

I'm sure it's been said before, but I'd really like to see the Trump thread reach 1420 pages before the election, so I am doing my part.

the weed number + 10000

amazing

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
24 hours to go! :hellyeah:

page 14880 is gonna be lit fam

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


HEY KIDS

For one last time

It's Maga Monday :unsmigghh:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

prefect posted:

Newt Gingrich, International Diplomat.

:psyboom:

gingrich is uniquely qualified to be secretary of state

no man has done more to foster relations with the belgian congo

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

It's on dkos, but this seems like a reasonable dive into wtf is going on with shook Nate: https://m.dailykos.com/story/2016/11/6/1592068/-A-few-thoughts-on-what-s-happening-at-538

tl;dr is that the 538 model seems to overreact bigly to "momentum" shifts in polls. When Clinton was doing better than previous weeks, it changed polls in her favor by a lot. When Trump does way better than previous weeks, it changes polls in his favor. This worked well for 08/12 when polls didn't go all over the place and have huge numbers of undecideds, but this election has broken 538's brain.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/DylanByers/status/795607075061698561

:laugh:

curious
Mar 14, 2007

"Hey, I got one of my paperwork guys complaining about DEMON PILES."

Regular Nintendo posted:

Nothing here

When someone gets a list going pls pm it to me, I crave the tears

If you clicked from e.g. Awful App you now need to be logged in to your Twitter account to see lists.

some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 

Weeping Wound posted:

now summoning Martytoof to the thread...

I did not have sexual relations with that rabbit.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Shifty Pony posted:

:agreed:

Nate basically designed a model to go "I dunno, anything could happen!" and has strongly defended this for some reason. Even if it were right (it isn't), what good is such a thing? We don't pay sports commentators to just go on tv and tell people to flip a coin.

no, we pay sports commentators to stand up there and say "CAN ANYONE STOP THE PATRIOTS/CAVALIERS/WEST BUMFUCK SCHOONERSUCKERS"

for some reason, sports networks pay political commentators to say "you know, i don't think america is fully down with burning orphans alive, but on the other hand, the other guy..."

Serf
May 5, 2011


I took tomorrow off, so I plan on getting progressively more hammered as I mainline election news until Florida gets called for Clinton.

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

iospace posted:

HEY KIDS

For one last time

It's Maga Monday :unsmigghh:

Mondays
Are
Great
Always

comingafteryouall
Aug 2, 2011


Is it normal for a campaign to promise every one of its high profile surrogates a place in the administration?

I'm half expecting Trump to put Ted Nugent in his cabinet at this point

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

comingafteryouall posted:

Is it normal for a campaign to promise every one of its high profile surrogates a place in the administration?

I'm half expecting Trump to put Ted Nugent in his cabinet at this point

secretary of veterans' affairs

va ratings for incontinence go up to 100% since the nuge's last tour didn't do so hot

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

Reince as Chief of Staff is just too much.

it was a nice touch

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

In general if your question is 'is it normal for a campaign to-' and it relates to Trump, the answer is no.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Deki posted:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/795483415885807618

What the gently caress is up with NH polling?

OK, this is absolutely ridiculous. This SAME loving POLL had the race tied like 4 days ago.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

when is trump's next rally btw, like 2 hours from now?

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

in 2015 there were 7 donald trump on the phonebook
by 2016 there were none
makes you think uh

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Squizzle posted:

quotin this because i get it

:hfive: World of Darkness buddy.

What do you think of the new edition that's coming out that? I thought V20 was pretty drat good, but the idea of a truly unified world of darkness really makes me eager to see what they come up with.

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

comingafteryouall posted:

Is it normal for a campaign to promise every one of its high profile surrogates a place in the administration?

I'm half expecting Trump to put Ted Nugent in his cabinet at this point

Hell, is it normal to say who you're hiring before being elected? I honestly can't remember if Obama did or not

It seems like a real, "hey, need another reason to get your rear end out the door and vote for Hillary? Here you go!"

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Alter Ego posted:

OK, this is absolutely ridiculous. This SAME loving POLL had the race tied like 4 days ago.

Nah, they had it at +7, and after Pussygate had it at +15. I wouldn't put much stock in those numbers.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Samuel Clemens posted:

Looks like Sam Wang was right all along.

You can't beat the Wang.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Samuel Clemens posted:

Looks like Sam Wang was right all along.
this is my ballot this is my wang

  • Locked thread